Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
MMA Jesus and the Mixed Martial Arts Mega Church
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● MMA Jesus (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 24 hour and a joint 12 hour job with Jesus
Note: Earns event currency for Act 4
Bundled with:
● Mixed Martial Arts Mega Church (Building )
• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 90 $$s and 9 XP every 2 hours
• Job(s): Yes, MMA Jesus and Rev. Lovejoy
Rev. Lovejoy has a 4 hour job, Get Ideas For His Church
Questline with Dialog:
Holy War Throwdown, part 1:
Startdialog , Trigger: MMAJesus
MM a Jesus: What a beautiful sunrise! Time to get up and make a difference.
Jesus Christ: Uggh What’s the point of being the Son of God if you can’t sleep in?
MM a Jesus: Don’t you have a full day of saving people?
Jesus Christ: You go for me. I’m working on a vicious water-to-wine hangover here.
MM a Jesus: Great idea! I can train AND bless sinners!
• Make MMA Jesus Train and Bless – 4 hours
• Make Jesus Christ Sleep In – 4 hours
MM a Jesus: Good morning, Marge! You look as lovely as your roses today.
Marge: Thank you, MMA Jesus!
MM a Jesus: Martin! Don’t forget those wrestling moves I taught you for the bullies.
Martin: Merci beaucoup, MMA Jesus! You’ve taken me from half nelson to a full Nelson Muntz!
MM a Jesus: Blessed Ned Flanders! Still turning the other cheek?
Ned: Turned it so many times I’m prayin’ for more cheeks, MMA Jesus!
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, you’re okay with a mixed martial fighter as your lord?
Ned: The doctrinal conflict in having a violent Jesus is a little weird, but who better to put the devil in a choke hold until he cries “uncle”?!
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Holy War Throwdown, part 2:
Startdialog , Trigger: MMAJesus
Jesus Christ: You guys are renovating the church? What was wrong with the old church?
Helen Lovejoy: Oh wow…hey old Jesus… Didn’t think you’d be here.
MM a Jesus: Helen, where can I throw this lame, old Jesus junk—oops! AWK-ward.
Jesus Christ: You’re throwing me out? Just like that?!
MM a Jesus: No problem. There are plenty of other churches in Springfield.
Helen Lovejoy: No, sorry. We’re it for houses of the Lord.
• Make MMA Jesus Help Out at Church – 4 hours
• Make Jesus Christ Sulk in the Cry Room – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Holy War Throwdown, part 3:
Startdialog , Trigger: MMAJesus
Jesus Christ: I’m not going to stand for being the “lame” Jesus because of some ripped Jesus-come-lately version of me!
Jesus Christ: I’ll train to beat you in the octagon! There’s a biceps and “six-pack” in me somewhere!
MM a Jesus: People don’t bow down to me because I’m the toughest savior in the universe, they do it because I’m nice.
MM a Jesus: Besides, you created MMA Me because you were too lazy to do the work!
Jesus Christ: That’s it! Start the Rocky training music now! It. Is. On!
Ned: I’m so confused. Which Jesus do I root for?
• Make MMA Jesus Train and Bless Some More – 4 hours
• Make Jesus Christ Watch MMA Videos to “Train” – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Holy War Throwdown, part 4:
Startdialog , Trigger: MMAJesus
MM a Jesus: You don’t look like you trained at all.
Jesus Christ: Don’t have to. As the party issuing the challenge, I choose the arena of combat!
MM a Jesus: Fine, doughy-Jesus. So where are we doing this?
Jesus Christ: Right here at this swimming pool! I can walk on water, so I can’t lose. HA!
MM a Jesus: Dude, I’m also Jesus. I can walk on water too.
Jesus Christ: Ah, sh*#!
MM a Jesus: Uh, Jesus…you mean “shoot,” right?
• Make MMA Jesus Have a Holy War Throwdown – 4 hours
• Make MMA Jesus Have a Holy War Throwdown – 4 hours
Jesus Christ: *taps out* I give! Uncle! Virgin Mary! Whatever!
MM a Jesus: Come on, man, I’m only holding onto your robe.
Jesus Christ: But the material scratches!
MM a Jesus: How about you just be the milquetoast Jesus who gets his feet washed by sinners and appears on random tortillas, and I’ll handle all the amazing miracles.
Jesus Christ: I’d be good with that.
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Work On Holy Ground Game
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mixed Martial Arts Mega Church
• Task: Help Out At Church
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Brown House
• Task: Pose For New Stained Glass Window
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mixed Martial Arts Mega Church
• Task: Avoid Answering Theological Questions
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Brown House
• Task: Train And Bless
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
Joint task for MMA Jesus and Jesus Christ:
• Task: Have a Holy War Throwdown
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• MMA Jesus earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Jesus Christ earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back on Monday with a look at the first four prizes.
Have a good weekend everyone.