Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Leaky Pants and Mussel & Flanks (Character and Building)
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Leaky Pants (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
Earns event currency for Act 4
Bundled with:
● Mussel & Flanks (Building)
• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Leaky Pants
Questline with Dialog:
Cuisine Capers part 1:
Leaky Pants: Welcome to Mussel & Flanks, home of the juggling jambalaya. May I take your order?
Comic Book Guy: I’ll have the carnival chicken with a side of big top tater tots.
Leaky Pants: Very good, sir. Would you be interested in today’s special, the cotton candy capellini?
Comic Book Guy: Well, it is a cheat day for me so, yes, two orders please.
• Make Leaky Pants Prepare Dinner – 4 hours
• Make Comic Book Guy Love Weeklong Cheat Days – 4 hours
Comic Book Guy: While I admire your whimsical approach to grating the cheese into my pasta, it resulted in a layer of dandruff on my appetizer.
Leaky Pants: But I wear a hair net. Surely that’s your dandruff.
Comic Book Guy: I believe the words you’re looking for are “the customer is always right”, and “your meal is on the house”.
Leaky Pants: You know, a man of your girth should know not to directly upset a waiter before he’s finished handling your food.
Cuisine Capers part 2:
Leaky Pants: What’s up with all the angry diners at Mussel & Flanks lately?
Scuzzo The Clown: Valentine’s Day is hard on a lot of people. Also, I picked most of their pockets, so that probably doesn’t help.
Leaky Pants: I’ve been on my feet all day. I’m gonna treat myself to a new pair of orthopedic clown shoes.
Leaky Pants: *glares at Scuzzo* So, can I have my wallet back?
Scuzzo The Clown: Sorry, force of habit.
• Make Scuzzo the Clown Return the Wallet – 4 hours
• Make Leaky Pants Try Big Shoes – 4 hours
Cuisine Capers part 3:
Leaky Pants: Sorry for being late. You wouldn’t believe how much wind I had to walk against.
Squeaky Voice Teen: You know that mime excuses don’t count. I’ll have to dock your pay.
Leaky Pants: I only make minimum wage, what’s there to dock?
Squeaky Voice Teen: That attitude will cost you your employee discount.
Leaky Pants: You think I’d actually eat here? If I wanted to get ptomaine, I’d go to the Frying Dutchman.
Sea Captain: Arrr! I run a ship-shape, salmonella-only establishment!
• Make Squeaky Voice Teen Scold Leaky Pants – 4 hours
• Make Leaky Pants Get Belittled – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Record and Upload it to ViewTube – 4 hours
Lisa: I can’t believe you’d treat an employee like that!
Squeaky Voice Teen: What’s he gonna do about it? Report me to H.R.? News flash, we don’t have H.R.
Lisa: Well, here’s a news flash for you… I just recorded that entire exchange and uploaded it to ViewTube.
Squeaky Voice Teen: You did?
Lisa: Yep, and now I’ll bet you’re the one who’s going to get reported to H.R. Assuming you get one.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Fine. I quit. Congratulations, Leaky Pants, you’re in charge.
Leaky Pants: Alright! Things are finally looking up for me.
Comic Book Guy: Excuse me, I’m here for the All You Can Stomach Buffet.
Leaky Pants: I spoke too soon.
Leaky Pants permanent jobs:
• Task: Not Get Tipped
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mussel & Flanks
• Task: Prepare Dinner
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Try Big Shoes
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Shop For New Pants
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Abercrombie And Rich, Carnaby Street, Costingtons, Tomorrows Costingtons, Banana Dictatorship, Turban Outfitters, assorted Homes
• Task: Serve a Last Minute Walk In
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mussel & Flanks
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back tomorrow with a look at the prizes.