WhooooooHoooooo!
We are finally at Act III of this Animal-icious Event!
Moe has long since gone by the wayside…there never really was an Ark…and things are about to get seriously weird. This event started out fun, if not a bit familiar. It is ending on a weird note, where we not only get a bunch of very odd, Doctor Suess-ian beasts (that pretty much don’t belong anywhere…let alone our Springfields) as well as ANOTHER Homer. But, not just any Homer…we get another “Time/Space Breaker” character that defies logic (even if you are a fan of “Back to the Future”).
Could it get any sillier??
Let’s take a look at the numbers you need to “Get It All” from the primary Prize Track!
Hold on… I think the man asked, “could it get any sillier?” The answer is “Yes.”
I admit to being burned out on creating calendars, when the simple reality about “Getting It All” always comes down to the same thing…Log In 4 times a day…for a minute or two every 4 hours…and you will get it all. Period.
But…people like to fret over numbers…and need a prompt, so they sleep at night (or set their alarms for midnight or 4a if they are behind). So I do the calendars.
But lately, it seems that no matter how I do the calendars, what day I start/finish them…somebody complains that “I’m not doing it right!”
Well…guess what? I am going “Cranky Old Parent” on you… If you don’t like the way I do them… DO IT YOURSELF!
This actually saves me a ton of time coming up with graphics, and making it all pretty.
JUST PRINT OUT YOUR OWN COPY OF THE CALENDAR AND PRIZES BELOW…AND FILL IN THE NUMBERS.
You can do the math. Really.
There are 14 days to get 72,200 DNA Cannisters 
Here are the Prize Numbers (which the WIKI got wrong, by the way…)
Act 3 Personal Prizes
Flying Brachiosaurus– 5,100
Free Land Token– 15,100
Chicken Pulled Chariot– 25,400
Mad Dr. Hibbert– 35,600 (Skin)
Crafting Currency (3000 Sanctuary Grants)– 45,900
Free Land Token– 56,400
Teenage Homer– 72,200 (Full character)
CLICK THE LINKS BELOW TO ENLARGE…or CLICK THE PDF LINKS TO PRINT OUT YOUR OWN.
Calendar-RAW – CLICK TO DOWNLOAD PRINTABLE PDF FILE
Calendar-Prizes – CLICK TO DOWNLOAD PRINTABLE PDF FILE
NOW…Decorate it any way you want! This will be fun! Maybe even more fun than the last Act of this event!
Here’s what I made…
Click to Enlarge…
Yes…I’ve been drawing that same cow since I was 12…so, it didn’t take long.
You may note that I didn’t start counting until 24 hours AFTER the event started. And…OH MY GOD! I’M ALREADY BEHIND!!!!
Yes. That is why I was doing it on a 24 hour clock…starting mid-day…because when I posted the real math, I got sick of people saying, “I’m so far behind! I’ll never finish this one! It’s the first time ever!!!” Stop Freaking Out. You will finish it…if you log on 4 times a day, and do the basics.
See? Calendars CAN be fun! And if you don’t get the math right, or get all freaked out that you are behind...it’s your OWN FAULT!! You should have been tapping instead of making this silly calendar!!
SHOW US YOUR CALENDARS…
Post them, or send a picture to tstopatric@gmail.com and I’ll post the best ones in another post.