Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Ol’ Gil is back in Springfield. He returned to Springfield yesterday with the arrival of the THOH XXX event. Also always, Gil has another ‘deal” for us. What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? Well, this time around he’s offering up God. He’s trying his hardest to make us a deal we can’t refuse…or face eternal damnation…
So let’s break down the details of this latest offer and determine if this deal is worth the donuts or if you want to risk angering God…
So when you first get into Springfield (well after you’ve launched the event stuff…of course) you’ll see Gil waving his arms around…just begging you to tap on him…
If you tap on him you’ll see…
Gil: Gil’s no doin’ so well on Earth but I’m gunnin’ for a better life up in Heaven. C’mon, help Ol’ Gil earn his ticket through the Pearly Gates. Whaddya say?
God: Don’t lay it on too thick, Son.
Gil: No problem, great and powerful God. And may I add quite handsome too. “wink-wink”
At which point you’ll see his latest gimmick…
If you refuse…
Gil: This is awkward. You’re leaving me standing at the alter just like my first three marriage attempts. I shoulda bought the tuxedo rather than rent it everytime!
If you accept…
Gil: Praise be! I knew I could count on you in my time of need. Stay tuned for more of my needs. I promise that I’ll be in church every day and night. Mostly ’cause that’s where I’ve been sleepin’.
Now real quick…if you refuse the offer will go back in the store. It will be there…
This Deal Ends October 30th
And now for the part, you’ve all been waiting for…the Should I Buy…
Character: God
Decoration: The Ten Commandments
Donut Cost: 777 Donuts 🤯
Size: 1×2
Earns: 7% Bonus on all Cash and XP
Conform-O-Meter: Obedience (duh) +10
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
This Deal Ends October 30th
Pros
-Comes with a questline
-God is voiced. Yes, he is voiced with several sayings…
-Earns event currency…I assume for all 4 acts (but I can’t confirm that until Act 2 starts).
-7% Bonus on this is a nice bonus for item, especially one that small
-4 visual animated tasks
-24hr task earns $777,777, and yes bonus % applies to this. (pays out normal 225xp)
-Ned has a permanent 4hr task at the 10 Commandments…Memorize Commandments
Cons
–Insanely overpriced.
Final Thought:
Guys, it’s God. I’m not going to be the one to tell you not to buy God….
777 donuts is a TON of donuts to spend. So check out the Pros and Cons and make a decision that works best for you.
Of course, in the end, it’s your decision, we can only tell you what we would or wouldn’t do…and as a premium player, I already took the deal. But whatever you decide, just make sure you make your final decision before it leaves our games for good (or for now).
Remember, there’s a good chance this may come back in a future Mystery Box (although for 777 donuts, I’d be hard-pressed to think it’ll come back in a MB soon. But EA’s been known to do really screwy things.). It’s happened a few times now. If you buy it there’s a good chance it’ll come back at a much lower price and you’ll be mad about it, if you don’t buy it and want it there’s always a chance it may not come back. So the gamble is up to you to take…
God’s Permanent Tasks:
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Ignore Flanders’ Prayers | 1hr | $105, 26xp | Flanders’ House |
| Smite Indiscriminately | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Outside/Visual |
| Work His Day Job | 8hrs | $420, 105 | Outside/Visual |
| Appear In A Burning Bush | 12hrs | $600, 150xp | Outside/Visual |
| Open Flood Gates of Heaven | 24hrs | $777,777, 225xp | Outside/Visual |
And because this is the complete details on the Gil Deal, here’s the Turbo Tappin’ Version of the questline…
Sins of Our Father Pt. 1
God starts
Make God Work His Day Job- 8 hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Jesus Christ Act Out for Attention- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Sins of Our Father Pt. 2
God starts
Make God Investigate Plagues in Springfield- 8 hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Jesus Christ Trap God- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Sins of Our Father Pt. 3
God starts
Make God Break Out of Jail- 8 hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Jesus Christ Commit to the Heel Turn- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Sins of Our Father Pt. 4
God starts
Make God Smite Indiscriminately- 4 hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Jesus Christ Help Clean Up the Plagues- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Sins of Our Father Pt. 5
God starts
Make God Micromange Jesus- 8 hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Jesus Christ Pass on New Ten Commandments- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
What are your thoughts on God and the Ten Commandments…as they apply to TSTO? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
And finally, because I know a lot of you like to know these things…