Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Time to flash those jazz hands, as things get jazzy in TSTO! The All This Jazz mini-event has arrived in Springfield, and it has Lisa swooning.
Of course, as with all events, a questline comes with it to help move us through the ins and outs of the event…and unlock all of the prizes. As was mentioned on the rundown post this mini-event is similar to the previous mini-events, in that you’ve got to complete various tasks to unlock the prizes.
So let’s take a look at the questline to see just how to unlock all of the prizes…
Burning Bridges
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Lisa: Wow, Dad. I’ve never seen you read an actual newspaper before.
Homer: Oh, this? This is just a large-print — wait, it IS a newspaper! Let’s see… *reading* “Explosion at Nuclear Plant”, “Serial Killer on the Loose”… Ooh, here’s something: “Plans Unveiled For New CostMo”!
Lisa: How many more CostMos do we need in Springfield? I can see three from our window right now.
Homer: Yeah, but to make room for this one, they get to finally tear down that dumb memorial bridge.
Lisa: No! Not the Springfield Memorial Bridge!
Homer: Oh, I’m sure they’ll build a new bridge somewhere to memorialize the old one.
Lisa: But they can’t tear it down! It was Bleeding Gums Murphy’s favorite spot to play his saxophone. It’s where we first met.
Homer: Look Lisa, nobody likes that bridge. It’s ugly and it doesn’t do that cool thing where it lifts up to let giant boats pass under it. Because of those two things, it deserves to go.
Lisa: Ugh, why am I wasting my time talking to you when I can be wasting my time talking to the mayor! *storms out*
Homer: *flips page* Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?.
Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor- 30s
Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper- 30s
Quimby: Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.
Lisa: That’s your argument?
Quimby: Well, yeah. Plus, that bridge doesn’t do that cool thing where it lifts up—
Lisa: …to let boats pass under it. Yeah, I know…
Quimby: Well, then I’m glad we agree. The bridge is set to detonate this Sunday.
Lisa: But Springfield Memorial Bridge is a historic landmark!
Quimby: It is? Shoot! Our laws forbid historic landmarks from being destroyed.
Lisa: Oh, I just meant, you know… historic to me.
Quimby: Ok, I don’t have time for your nonsense anymore. Plus, I have a three o’clock tennis lesson with my mistress. Today we’re practicing our ground strokes.
Lisa: Wait, what if I can raise enough money to repair the bridge? Would you agree to move the CostMo somewhere else?
Quimby: Fine. If you can raise a million dollars by the end of the week, then I’ll save the bridge.
Lisa: But it only costs half of that to repair it.
Quimby: The rest is, er-uh, a campaign donation.
Lisa: Ok, whatever it takes to save the bridge. But in the future, you really should be more covert about your bribes and kickbacks.
Song and Dance Pt. 1
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Make Lisa Find a Venue for the Benefit Concert- 4hrs
Collect Vinyl Records- x125. 4hrs, Earns 5 
Homer
Marge
Bart
Lisa
Ned
CBG
Milhouse
Nelson
Skinny Palmer (New Premium)
Completed task earns Groovetone Records…
Song and Dance Pt. 2
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Make Lisa Promote the Jazz Benefit Concert- 4hrs
Make Skinny Palmer Recruit Jazz Musicians for the Concert- 4hrs
Collect Vinyl Records- x125. 4hrs, Earns 5
Homer
Marge
Bart
Lisa
Ned
CBG
Milhouse
Nelson
Skinny Palmer (New Premium)
Completed task earns Marbles Le Marquez…
Song and Dance Pt. 3
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Make Lisa Promote the Benefit Concert on KJAZZ- 2hrs
Make Skinny Palmer Improvise Scat on KJAZZ- 2hrs
Collect Vinyl Records- x125. 4hrs, Earns 5
Homer
Marge
Bart
Lisa
Ned
CBG
Milhouse
Nelson
Skinny Palmer (New Premium)
Completed task earns The Spotted Cat…
Song and Dance Pt. 4
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Make Lisa Ask Tic Tock to Come Out of Retirement- 4hrs
Collect Vinyl Records- x125. 4hrs, Earns 5
Homer
Marge
Bart
Lisa
Ned
CBG
Milhouse
Nelson
Skinny Palmer (New Premium)
Completed task earns Tic Tok Simpon…
Song and Dance Pt. 5
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Make Lisa Resent Bart’s Innate Musical Talent- 4hrs
Make Tic Tock “Skippity Bop” Simpson Give the People What They Want- 4hrs
Collect Vinyl Records- x125. 4hrs, Earns 5
Homer
Marge
Bart
Lisa
Ned
CBG
Milhouse
Nelson
Skinny Palmer (New Premium)
Completed task earns Springfield Memorial Bridge…
And that’s it my friends! All there is to the All This Jazz mini-event main questline.
What are your thoughts on the new mini-event? Any prizes you’re looking forward to getting? Design plans? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!