Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Spending actual cash on donuts for a character is back in TSTO. This is something EA’s been rolling out over the last few years, and it’s a new bonus for actually spending cash on donuts. (instead of just farming them) Where they attach a premium, limited-time, character to one of the donut bundles sometimes in addition to bonus donuts.
This time around we’re being offered Libido, a premium character, for a tray of 132 Donuts ($9.99 in the US)..no bonus this time around. While it’s hard for me to sit here and tell you if you should or shouldn’t spend actual cash on the game (spoiler, I think you should always spend at least a small amount…even if it’s $.99/year on the game if it brings you joy and you want to see it continue) I thought I’d do a quick breakdown of Libido, tasks, questline and other details you may be curious about.
So let’s consider this an abbreviated Should I Buy….
So what is the deal? When you can find it in the Currency Tab of your Store (also by hitting Get More)…
Basically, spend $9.99 on a Tray of 132 donuts and you get the Libido character.
And yes, for those outside of the US I know my price is probably lower than yours. EA only charges 9.99 USD for this package…anything over that that you are currently paying goes to Google/Apple/Amazon for Tax and Duty etc. EA only collects the 9.99.
So, personally, I’m glad EA went back to the $9.99 price point for these (the last one was $19.99), and happy it’s a character.
Not a huge fan of the character itself, but happy to see they’re back to what should (in theory) work.
So here’s a breakdown on Libido…
-Full character
-Voiced
-Comes with a complete set of tasks
-Comes with a questline
-Some fun visual/animated tasks
-Will not earn event currency
-From a “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife” S15, E10
Here’s a look at the task list
Libido’s Permanent Tasks…
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Rock and Roll | 1hr | $105, 26xp | Rock Stage/ Springfield Hyperstadium/ Open Air Stage/Brown House |
| Get Imprisoned | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Outside/Visual |
| Read a Romance Comic | 8hrs | $420, 105 | Outside/Visual |
| Chase Boys | 12hrs | $600, 150xp | Springfield Elementary |
| Stay Up Late | 24hrs | $1,000, 225xp | Simpson House |
And here’s the full dialogue version of the questline:
Happy Happy Boy Boy Pt. 1
Libido starts
Libido: I’m free! Free to dance like a comic book villain on a staircase!
Lisa: No! This is all wrong! You shouldn’t be released until we’re sixteen! Fourteen if we actually live in Kentucky.
Libido: It’s too late now, sister! And there’s no way I’m going back in your mind with Honesty, Jealousy, and Conscience. Those three never stop yapping.
Lisa: Conscience I understand but you’ve gotta go back in! At least get off that staircase!
Make Libido Get Imprisoned- 4hrs
Lisa: I could be wrong about this but I’m guessing the best thing would be to keep you active. How about we go to the park and play chess?
Libido: Sure… or we could go to the beach and chase boys!
Lisa: Oh boy, this is gonna be a long quest…
Happy Happy Boy Boy Pt. 2
Libido starts
Lisa: I’ll just have to chaperone you. What is it you’d like to do?
Libido: Let’s go to a movie!
Lisa: I guess two hours in the dark with you wouldn’t be the worst thing. Okay, what do you want to see?
Libido: Umm, how about that Malibu Stacy movie?
Lisa: Really? I’ve actually been wanting to see that.
Libido: Great. I heard there’s a great kissing scene!
Lisa: Gross. I’ll be buying popcorn during that.
Libido: Extra butter for me!
Make Libido Go See a Movie- 4hrs
Make Lisa Chaperone- 4hrs
Libido: I’ll buy the tickets, you go read the rating restriction on the McBain movie poster.
Lisa: Ooh, it’s a long one.
Libido: Two tickets, please.
Raphael: For which movie?
Libido: “Fifty Shades of McBain.”
Raphael: Whoa whoa, you look too young to be seeing a movie like that.
Libido: Well you see, I’m a little… special.
Raphael: Do tell.
Libido: I have a rare disease that makes me age backwards. They made a movie about it. But I was too young to see it. I mean, too OLD.
Raphael: I’m gonna need to see some ID.
Libido: I’m very contagious. Best we just go on in and keep our distance.
Raphael: Oh yeah, I wouldn’t want a disease that might make me look younger. Go on in. I hate running the projector for an empty theater.
Happy Happy Boy Boy Pt. 3
Libido starts
Lisa: I’m not sure what bothers me more. The fact that you took me to a McBain movie or that you were so into it.
Libido: How many people do you think he killed in that movie?! I lost count because I started counting all the abs in the locker room scene instead.
Lisa: Okay, so we saw your violent, sexist film. Can we go back home now?
Libido: That was just the appetizer. Let’s chase boys!
Lisa: No! Need I remind you we are only eight years old.
Libido: You may be eight, but I’ve been aging in dog years inside your brain. It’s time to party!
Lisa: Okay, okay, since you’re going to do it anyway, let me think for a moment. What boy would be desperate enough to give Libido the attention she wants but awkward enough so it didn’t lead anywhere…
Make Lisa Take Libido to Milhouse’s House- 4hrs
Make Libido Go to Milhouse’s House- 4hrs
Happy Happy Boy Boy Pt. 4
Libido starts
Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Who’s your new friend?
Lisa: This is Libido. She’s a part of my subconscious that somehow escaped and now she’s dragging me all around town looking for unsuspecting boys to kiss.
Milhouse : Classic. Wait… *gasp* I’m an unsuspecting boy!
Libido: *grabs Milhouse* Don’t say another word! Ever!
Make Libido Kiss Milhouse- 4hrs
Make Milhouse Get Kissed by Libido- 4hrs
Make Lisa Be Grossed Out- 4hrs
Happy Happy Boy Boy Pt. 5
Libido starts
Milhouse: Wow! So that’s why Mom and Dad do that on their anniversary!
Lisa: Oh, sweet, predictable Milhouse. Bringing up your parents immediately after your first kiss. You never disappoint.
Milhouse: Now that we’re boyfriend and girlfriend, Libido, you wanna stay for dinner and see where the night takes us…? *massive eyebrow wiggle*
Libido: Actually, I think I need to buckle down and start studying more. It’s never too early to start preparing for college.
Lisa: Your cage awaits, milady.
Make Libido Study for College- 4hrs
Make Milhouse Start Setting the Dinner Table- 4hrs
That’s pretty much it on Libido. Not as bad as one might think, but still just an eh pickup. While I haven’t made my final decision, I likely won’t be picking it up.
What are your thoughts on Libido? Have you purchased it? Will you purchase it? Thoughts on the questline and tasks? Sound off below you know we love hearing from you!