Heaven Won’t Wait: Act 3 Premium
Right then, you’ve got your Rundown, Turbo Tappin’ and Calendar up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act – St. Peter and the Heavenly Golf Course.
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
• Cost: 150 Donuts
• Name: St. Peter
• Type: Character
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 1 and 4 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for acts 3 and 4
Bundled with:
• Name: Heavenly Golf Course
• Type: Decoration
• Built: Instant
• Bonus: Yes, 4%
• Earns: Nothing
• Animated: Yes – when tapped, flags always animated
• Job(s): No
Questline with Dialog: Heaven Can Gate
Heaven Can Gate part 1:
Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, Saint Pete-a-reeno!
St Peter: Oh, hey, Ned. You know it’s not your time yet, right?
Ned: Sadly yes, but just checking on the line. Doesn’t look too busy.
St Peter: Pre-check has really sped things up.
Ned: Ooh, that sounds dandy! How do you qualify for Heaven Pre?
St Peter: Fill out the paperwork and say your prayers.
Ned: That sounds just like TSA Pre!
St Peter: They are truly mysterious! At least with God you kind of know.
Barney: *climbing over fence into Heaven* Just checking things out. Homer said you got a sweet bowling alley in here!
St Peter: You…you can’t climb over the heavenly fence! Well, apparently you can, but you really shouldn’t.
Ned: How would Homer know that Heaven has a sweet bowling alley?
Homer: *climbing out of Heaven carrying a big screen TV* Oh, hey, Flanders. You should get in on this! They’ve got some great stuff in there.
• Make St. Peter Try to Stop Heavenly Looting – 4 hours
St Peter: Hey, that’s our TV! Put that back.
Homer: I’m, uh, just borrowing it. I’ll bring it back. Ask Flanders.
St Peter: Ned, is that true?
Ned: You’re never seeing that TV again — unless you go over to Homer’s house to watch it.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Heaven Can Gate part 2:
St Peter: I had the Big Man increase the height of the heavenly fencing by infinity, so that should take care of that problem.
Quimby: Ah, say, Saint Pete. Now that Heaven and Hell are both in Springfield and we know they’re real, I, uh, have some concerns about where I’m going to end up.
St Peter: As well you should.
Quimby: Right. But see, I was thinking maybe we could work something out. You know, guarantee me a spot here…
The Rich Texan: Boy howdy! I want in on that!
St Peter: What? Forget it! I’m closing the gates for now and getting a break from you lunatics.
• Make St. Peter Try to Relax at the Beach – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Heaven Can Gate part 3:
Comic Book Guy: Your abandonment of your post is unworthy of an immortal being! Heimdall never abandoned the Gate of Asgard.
St Peter: He sure seemed to let a lot of threats slip through: Loki, the frost giants, Thanos, the dark elves…
Comic Book Guy: Well met. But you must return. My body mass index is approaching Batman reboot numbers — I could go any time.
Helen Lovejoy: You have to go back! Won’t somebody think of the righteous! We need VIP treatment in Heaven!
St Peter: Oh my Boss, you people are driving me crazy! Leave me alone!
• Make St. Peter Run From Petitioners – 4 hours
• Make Petitioners Look for St. Peter – x 5 – 4 hours
Homer: Oh, there you are! Look, you really gotta get back on the job — my body mass index is even worse than Comic Book Guy’s!
Homer: And, uh, you’re gonna let me in, right? ‘Cause we’re old friends?
St Peter: Old friends? You haven’t even brought back the big screen TV you “borrowed”!
Homer: Hmm…I don’t remember borrowing a big screen TV.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Heaven Can Gate part 4:
St Peter: Look, folks, I’m not the one who actually decides who does and doesn’t get in. That task falls to a much wiser and more benevolent being than I.
Homer: The Buddha?
St Peter: Sure, why not.
Gautama Buddha: WOOHOO! Now’s my time to shine!
Gautama Buddha: Okay, people, if you want to make it to Paradise on my watch, you’re gonna have to sit down and meditate on how you’re not worthy.
Helen Lovejoy: But…but I already know I am worthy! And isn’t meditation some kind of pagan Satanic cult ritual?
Gautama Buddha: Oh boy, this could be harder than I thought.
St Peter: Good luck with that. See ya!
• Make St. Peter Finally Get to Relax – 4 hours
• Make Gautama Buddha Try to Enlighten Springfielders – 4 hours
Gautama Buddha: Did you attain Nirvana, Homer?
Homer: Ummmmm…
Gautama Buddha: Close enough! Buddha out!
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Try To Relax At The Beach
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 105 $$s, 26 XP
• Animated: yes
• Location: Outsise – visual
• Task: Run From Petitioners
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: yes
• Location: Outsise – visual
• Task: Put In a Guest Appearance
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: First Churchof Springfield, Springfield Episcopal Church, Mega Church, Brown Houses
• Task: Play Solitaire At His Desk
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: St Peters Desk, Heaven Reception, Heaven, Regular Heaven, First Churchof Springfield, Brown Houses
• Task: Relax At The Beach
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 1,000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Beach Chair
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back later with a look at the Gil Deal, Angel Flanders and the Heavenly Water Slide.