Heaven Won’t Wait: Act 3 Premium
Right then, you’ve got your Rundown, Turbo Tappin’ and Calendar up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act – St. Peter and the Heavenly Golf Course.
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
• Cost: 150 Donuts
• Name: St. Peter
• Type: Character
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 1 and 4 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for acts 3 and 4
Bundled with:
• Name: Heavenly Golf Course
• Type: Decoration
• Built: Instant
• Bonus: Yes, 4%
• Earns: Nothing
• Animated: Yes – when tapped, flags always animated
• Job(s): No
Questline with Dialog: Heaven Can Gate
Heaven Can Gate part 1:
Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, Saint Pete-a-reeno!
St Peter: Oh, hey, Ned. You know it’s not your time yet, right?
Ned: Sadly yes, but just checking on the line. Doesn’t look too busy.
St Peter: Pre-check has really sped things up.
Ned: Ooh, that sounds dandy! How do you qualify for Heaven Pre?
St Peter: Fill out the paperwork and say your prayers.
Ned: That sounds just like TSA Pre!
St Peter: They are truly mysterious! At least with God you kind of know.
Barney: *climbing over fence into Heaven* Just checking things out. Homer said you got a sweet bowling alley in here!
St Peter: You…you can’t climb over the heavenly fence! Well, apparently you can, but you really shouldn’t.
Ned: How would Homer know that Heaven has a sweet bowling alley?
Homer: *climbing out of Heaven carrying a big screen TV* Oh, hey, Flanders. You should get in on this! They’ve got some great stuff in there.
• Make St. Peter Try to Stop Heavenly Looting – 4 hours
St Peter: Hey, that’s our TV! Put that back.
Homer: I’m, uh, just borrowing it. I’ll bring it back. Ask Flanders.
St Peter: Ned, is that true?
Ned: You’re never seeing that TV again — unless you go over to Homer’s house to watch it.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Heaven Can Gate part 2:
St Peter: I had the Big Man increase the height of the heavenly fencing by infinity, so that should take care of that problem.
Quimby: Ah, say, Saint Pete. Now that Heaven and Hell are both in Springfield and we know they’re real, I, uh, have some concerns about where I’m going to end up.
St Peter: As well you should.
Quimby: Right. But see, I was thinking maybe we could work something out. You know, guarantee me a spot here…
The Rich Texan: Boy howdy! I want in on that!
St Peter: What? Forget it! I’m closing the gates for now and getting a break from you lunatics.
• Make St. Peter Try to Relax at the Beach – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Heaven Can Gate part 3:
Comic Book Guy: Your abandonment of your post is unworthy of an immortal being! Heimdall never abandoned the Gate of Asgard.
St Peter: He sure seemed to let a lot of threats slip through: Loki, the frost giants, Thanos, the dark elves…
Comic Book Guy: Well met. But you must return. My body mass index is approaching Batman reboot numbers — I could go any time.
Helen Lovejoy: You have to go back! Won’t somebody think of the righteous! We need VIP treatment in Heaven!
St Peter: Oh my Boss, you people are driving me crazy! Leave me alone!
• Make St. Peter Run From Petitioners – 4 hours
• Make Petitioners Look for St. Peter – x 5 – 4 hours
Homer: Oh, there you are! Look, you really gotta get back on the job — my body mass index is even worse than Comic Book Guy’s!
Homer: And, uh, you’re gonna let me in, right? ‘Cause we’re old friends?
St Peter: Old friends? You haven’t even brought back the big screen TV you “borrowed”!
Homer: Hmm…I don’t remember borrowing a big screen TV.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Heaven Can Gate part 4:
St Peter: Look, folks, I’m not the one who actually decides who does and doesn’t get in. That task falls to a much wiser and more benevolent being than I.
Homer: The Buddha?
St Peter: Sure, why not.
Gautama Buddha: WOOHOO! Now’s my time to shine!
Gautama Buddha: Okay, people, if you want to make it to Paradise on my watch, you’re gonna have to sit down and meditate on how you’re not worthy.
Helen Lovejoy: But…but I already know I am worthy! And isn’t meditation some kind of pagan Satanic cult ritual?
Gautama Buddha: Oh boy, this could be harder than I thought.
St Peter: Good luck with that. See ya!
• Make St. Peter Finally Get to Relax – 4 hours
• Make Gautama Buddha Try to Enlighten Springfielders – 4 hours
Gautama Buddha: Did you attain Nirvana, Homer?
Homer: Ummmmm…
Gautama Buddha: Close enough! Buddha out!
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Try To Relax At The Beach
• Time: 1 hour
• Earns: 105 $$s, 26 XP
• Animated: yes
• Location: Outsise – visual
• Task: Run From Petitioners
• Time: 4 hours
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: yes
• Location: Outsise – visual
• Task: Put In a Guest Appearance
• Time: 8 hours
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: First Churchof Springfield, Springfield Episcopal Church, Mega Church, Brown Houses
• Task: Play Solitaire At His Desk
• Time: 12 hours
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: St Peters Desk, Heaven Reception, Heaven, Regular Heaven, First Churchof Springfield, Brown Houses
• Task: Relax At The Beach
• Time: 24 hours
• Earns: 1,000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Beach Chair
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back later with a look at the Gil Deal, Angel Flanders and the Heavenly Water Slide.
Thanks to all for your responses. You’re right – it helps when you know you’re not the only one. I eventually got on. Patience….
There was a whole heap of trouble with EA online stuff yesterday that was affecting log-ins and the like, and around the time that was sorted one of the TSTO servers crashed !!
“EA is unavailable” is what I got for the last 3 hours in the UK.
I’m the real Mike E…from ME..and I’m sweeping some Blue Jays off my porch…eh Safi? Just joking around…I don’t have much faith in my Sox this season. I’m curious of your opinion of the rule changes so far. I’m pretty happy with the changes.
I like the rules changes. Like the speed of the game and what appears to be more base running. Hurting from this 5 game losing streak (including 4 game sweep by the BoSox) though and the fact that all 5 teams in the East are over .500 with the beat combined winning percentage of any division in history.
It’s such a long season…, In my early years.. We would sit on my Pepere’s porch, always in a rocking chair, listening to the Red Sox game on the radio. This was in a small town called Frenchville..inbetween Madawaska and Fort Kent. Way Northern Maine…so North that we can see Canada from that porch. Edmunston actually. Anyone out there with bad intentions….come on by…let’s hunt….anywho.
There is soon to be a quantum computing “center..?..hub?..”…opening nearby…approximately 52.5 miles away…on a former Air Force Base…that closed in the early 90s?..late 80s?…named Loring Air Force Base. I know Safi remembers the film..”War Games”..when the nuke targets are first shown on screen..there is Loring…unfortunately one of the first targets. Thankfully it’s offline now…….right? Isn’t this odd to anyone reading this….if my mind is reading things accurately..the business was called something like…Eternal Mind..and is said to be an AI startup.
Look it up…anyone else think this is odd? Sandy?
Do you want to play…a game? 😉😄
“Eternal Mind” sounds super creepy and definitely like something out of a movie where things don’t go well. But a quick Google of that yields no reference to a company by that name. The first page and a half are all references to “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” but further down on the second page, there is this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0511121/
Oh, and your comment that you could “see Canada from that porch” of course immediately made me think of Sarah Palin’s famous quote (from the other side of the country)…
Pain to find without subscribing to the news site but …
“Next week, Kennebunk-based Eternal Mind, an artificial intelligence startup company, will begin renovations for a first quantum computing research center at the former Loring Air Force Base. The company initially claimed it would be the world’s first such data center but later confirmed it would only be the first in Maine.”
Well done! Granted, I didn’t go any farther than page two of a Google search (and didn’t even think to filter it by “News”…
I’m having the same issue
I honestly think there are server issues. All I can tell you for sure is that it is not just you. I actually got to the login screen a couple of times, but then got a system error when I entered the emailed code. Hang in there, it should hopefully resolve soon. Frustrating though with an event going on!
Im having the same problem Leigh. I decided to uninstall/reinstall and the game opened. Sent the characters on a task, opened it 4 hrs later and got the same spinning donut of death again. Took almost 20 min to reinstall the first time and now that I know that its just not me I guess Ill just wait til they fix it cause as a semi famous person once said “Aint nobody got no time for that!” 😉
Thanks for posting so I know its not just me 🍻
I hate to post in the wrong spot, but I cannot get on my game today because of that spinning donut of death. I suspect I put too many characters on the same event task all at once. Anyone else having trouble with this today? More importantly, how do I fix it???
I’ve been having the same issue 🙁
Hi Leigh,, this started for me late last night at 1am in California. Still doing it. I’m thinking of uninstalling & reinstalling. I was looking on here to see if its a glitch🤷🏼♀️
I can’t load the game today either. Can’t connect to the server. My internet is fine…
https://downdetector.co.uk/status/the-simpsons/
I had the same problem for a while……. Got into the game eventually, but now the EA network is unavailable???