Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Ninja from the Black Lagoon and Swamp Land
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Ninja from the Black Lagoon (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): yes, 8 hour and a 4 hour joint task with Homer
Bundled with:
● Swamp Land (Decoration)
• Built: Instant
• Premium: Yes
• Bonus: 4%
• Earns: Nothing
• Animated: ?? ( tap to … )
• Job(s): Yes, Ninja …
Questline with Dialog:
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, part 1:
Fat Tony: Hold all my mob hits, Louie, I’m going to take a dip in my swimming pool.
Louie: You got it, boss.
Fat Tony: WAAAH! There’s an icky thing in my pool!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: The Ninja From the Black Lagoon, actually!
Fat Tony: My swimming pool is not a black lagoon!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: *shrugs* Eh, black lagoon, black-bottom pool…same difference.
Louie: How dare you mess with the boss! *pulls out a pistol*
Fat Tony: Repack your pistol, Louie. So you’re a ninja, huh?
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Yes. We’re called “shinobi” in Japan, or “goon” in Chicago.
Fat Tony: How would you like to swim in my pool anytime you wanted without anyone putting a bullet in you?
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: I’m listening…
• Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Take a Meeting with the Mob – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Don His Swim Trunks – 4 hours
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Throw in all the uramaki I can eat, and you got a deal.
Fat Tony: No problem! You should see the size of my sushi boat.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: I hope that’s not a euphemism for something else.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, part 2:
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Okay, what’s the first job?
Fat Tony: I need you to deliver this package to Don Vittorio, and no one can see you with it.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: NP. I am, after all, a ninja!
Fat Tony: Don’t get cocky!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Can I ask just what I’m delivering?
Fat Tony: My dear departed Madre’s famous cannolis…and some guns and poison, a few other harmless things.
Fat Tony: On second thought…in case you run into the cops, I’d better keep a few cannolis for myself.
• Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Sneak Across Town – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Eat Leftover Cannolis – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, part 3:
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Don Vittorio, Fat Tony had me bring this package to you. But you didn’t see me.
Don Vittorio: My eyesight is getting bad, but I do see you.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: No! I’m an invisible ninja so you should NOT see me!
Don Vittorio: Fine. I don’t see you. But I do see this package is already open!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: I might have helped myself to a cannoli or two.
Don Vittorio: You helped yourself to my package?! Just like my GrubHub delivery guy!
• Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Eat Cannolis – 4 hours
• Make Don Vittorio Open His Package – 4 hours
Don Vittorio: Ah, there’s my precious!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Your gun? Your poison?
Don Vittorio: Nothing that worthless. *opens package*
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: A Meanie Baby stuffed animal?
Don Vittorio: Everyone thinks the Meanie Babies market has dried up, but I love them so much! *hugs and kisses Meanie Baby*
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, part 4:
Don Vittorio: I need a favor.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Anything, Don Vittorio.
Don Vittorio: There is one thorn preventing me from cornering the Meanie Baby market!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Say the word and that thorn is gone! Who is this mastermind?
Don Vittorio: I only know his online bidder name: HomerSimpson742.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Don’t worry, Don Vittorio, I’ll find this Simpson742 and take care of him.
Don Vittorio: By “take care of him”, you don’t mean “give him some cannolis”, right?
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: No, I was going to kill him. Did you want me to give him cannolis?
Don Vittorio: No, no, killing him is fine. Besides, Tony’s mama’s cannolis aren’t very good. But don’t tell him I said that.
• Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Hunt Down HomerSimpson742 – 4 hours
• Make Don Vittorio Get Some Decent Cannolis – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, part 5:
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: *sneaking around 742 Evergreen Terrace* Could this Homer Simpson be the man clever enough to thwart Don Vittorio?
Homer: Marge! There’s something wrong with the garden hose!
Bart: *turns on hose bib* Heh-heh-heh…
Homer: *blasted with water* Okay, it’s fixed!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Hmm…seems unlikely.
Bart: Ninja From the Black Lagoon? What are you doing here?!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: I’m working for Don Vittorio. He’s trying to corner the Meanie Babies market, but a HomerSimpson742 is blocking him.
Bart: Meanie Babies are so lame.
Homer: Do people know that Styrofoam packing peanuts are not real peanuts?!
Bart: And I think I’ve got a lame HomerSimpson742 for ya!
• Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Surprise Attack – 4 hours
• Make Bart Hide His Stash of Meanie Babies – 4 hours
Homer: I don’t know anything about meanies or weenies… Mmm…grilled weenies. *slaps brain* Forget the part about weenies.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Then who is buying all those Meanie Babies?
Lisa: I just saw Bart stash a bunch of Meanies in his treehouse.
Bart: Shut up!
Lisa: Sorry, was the fact that you’ve been using Dad’s credit card to buy Meanie Babies online and sell them at school supposed to be a secret?
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: YOU were the foe I sought all along, and you misled me to attack your own father.
Bart: Do your worst.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Heck, I’m impressed. How would you like to become a ninja?
Bart: It’s what I’ve worked for my entire delinquent life!
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Take a Meeting With The Mob
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Fat Tonys Compound, Modern Mansion Pool, Ground Pool Complete, Ground Pool, Brown House
• Task: Sharpen Throwing Stars
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Swamp Land, Brown House
• Task: Sneak Across Town
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Practice Throwing Ninja Stars
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Swamp Land, Brown House
• Task: Watch Old Ninja Movies On V H S
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Brown House
Joint task for Ninja From The Black Lagoon and Homer
• Task: Surprise Attack
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Ninja … earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Homer also earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Simpson Home – visual
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back tomorrow with a look at what Gil’s offering.