Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Ninja from the Black Lagoon and Swamp Land
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Ninja from the Black Lagoon (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): yes, 8 hour and a 4 hour joint task with Homer
Bundled with:
● Swamp Land (Decoration)
• Built: Instant
• Premium: Yes
• Bonus: 4%
• Earns: Nothing
• Animated: ?? ( tap to … )
• Job(s): Yes, Ninja …
Questline with Dialog:
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, part 1:
Fat Tony: Hold all my mob hits, Louie, I’m going to take a dip in my swimming pool.
Louie: You got it, boss.
Fat Tony: WAAAH! There’s an icky thing in my pool!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: The Ninja From the Black Lagoon, actually!
Fat Tony: My swimming pool is not a black lagoon!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: *shrugs* Eh, black lagoon, black-bottom pool…same difference.
Louie: How dare you mess with the boss! *pulls out a pistol*
Fat Tony: Repack your pistol, Louie. So you’re a ninja, huh?
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Yes. We’re called “shinobi” in Japan, or “goon” in Chicago.
Fat Tony: How would you like to swim in my pool anytime you wanted without anyone putting a bullet in you?
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: I’m listening…
• Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Take a Meeting with the Mob – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Don His Swim Trunks – 4 hours
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Throw in all the uramaki I can eat, and you got a deal.
Fat Tony: No problem! You should see the size of my sushi boat.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: I hope that’s not a euphemism for something else.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, part 2:
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Okay, what’s the first job?
Fat Tony: I need you to deliver this package to Don Vittorio, and no one can see you with it.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: NP. I am, after all, a ninja!
Fat Tony: Don’t get cocky!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Can I ask just what I’m delivering?
Fat Tony: My dear departed Madre’s famous cannolis…and some guns and poison, a few other harmless things.
Fat Tony: On second thought…in case you run into the cops, I’d better keep a few cannolis for myself.
• Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Sneak Across Town – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Eat Leftover Cannolis – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, part 3:
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Don Vittorio, Fat Tony had me bring this package to you. But you didn’t see me.
Don Vittorio: My eyesight is getting bad, but I do see you.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: No! I’m an invisible ninja so you should NOT see me!
Don Vittorio: Fine. I don’t see you. But I do see this package is already open!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: I might have helped myself to a cannoli or two.
Don Vittorio: You helped yourself to my package?! Just like my GrubHub delivery guy!
• Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Eat Cannolis – 4 hours
• Make Don Vittorio Open His Package – 4 hours
Don Vittorio: Ah, there’s my precious!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Your gun? Your poison?
Don Vittorio: Nothing that worthless. *opens package*
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: A Meanie Baby stuffed animal?
Don Vittorio: Everyone thinks the Meanie Babies market has dried up, but I love them so much! *hugs and kisses Meanie Baby*
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, part 4:
Don Vittorio: I need a favor.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Anything, Don Vittorio.
Don Vittorio: There is one thorn preventing me from cornering the Meanie Baby market!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Say the word and that thorn is gone! Who is this mastermind?
Don Vittorio: I only know his online bidder name: HomerSimpson742.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Don’t worry, Don Vittorio, I’ll find this Simpson742 and take care of him.
Don Vittorio: By “take care of him”, you don’t mean “give him some cannolis”, right?
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: No, I was going to kill him. Did you want me to give him cannolis?
Don Vittorio: No, no, killing him is fine. Besides, Tony’s mama’s cannolis aren’t very good. But don’t tell him I said that.
• Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Hunt Down HomerSimpson742 – 4 hours
• Make Don Vittorio Get Some Decent Cannolis – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, part 5:
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: *sneaking around 742 Evergreen Terrace* Could this Homer Simpson be the man clever enough to thwart Don Vittorio?
Homer: Marge! There’s something wrong with the garden hose!
Bart: *turns on hose bib* Heh-heh-heh…
Homer: *blasted with water* Okay, it’s fixed!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Hmm…seems unlikely.
Bart: Ninja From the Black Lagoon? What are you doing here?!
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: I’m working for Don Vittorio. He’s trying to corner the Meanie Babies market, but a HomerSimpson742 is blocking him.
Bart: Meanie Babies are so lame.
Homer: Do people know that Styrofoam packing peanuts are not real peanuts?!
Bart: And I think I’ve got a lame HomerSimpson742 for ya!
• Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Surprise Attack – 4 hours
• Make Bart Hide His Stash of Meanie Babies – 4 hours
Homer: I don’t know anything about meanies or weenies… Mmm…grilled weenies. *slaps brain* Forget the part about weenies.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Then who is buying all those Meanie Babies?
Lisa: I just saw Bart stash a bunch of Meanies in his treehouse.
Bart: Shut up!
Lisa: Sorry, was the fact that you’ve been using Dad’s credit card to buy Meanie Babies online and sell them at school supposed to be a secret?
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: YOU were the foe I sought all along, and you misled me to attack your own father.
Bart: Do your worst.
Ninja From The Black Lagoon: Heck, I’m impressed. How would you like to become a ninja?
Bart: It’s what I’ve worked for my entire delinquent life!
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Take a Meeting With The Mob
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Fat Tonys Compound, Modern Mansion Pool, Ground Pool Complete, Ground Pool, Brown House
• Task: Sharpen Throwing Stars
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Swamp Land, Brown House
• Task: Sneak Across Town
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Practice Throwing Ninja Stars
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Swamp Land, Brown House
• Task: Watch Old Ninja Movies On V H S
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Brown House
Joint task for Ninja From The Black Lagoon and Homer
• Task: Surprise Attack
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Ninja … earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Homer also earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Simpson Home – visual
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back tomorrow with a look at what Gil’s offering.
With this latest update I have been locked out of my game all day .
Ever since they did away with the rotary phone things have gone all to heck .
See ya bye . 🖖👽
Wait, did they give us donuts after the issues dialogue? Usually there’s an “award” recognition confirming that wasn’t there this time and I didn’t note what I had before and after.
Should be 60 sprinkles – they also upped the Act 2 rewards to help catch up so it’s now 10 and 16 rather than 5 and 8 I read
Can someone tell me if they got the dialogue from Marge while EA “got their act together” and gave complimentary donuts?
Yes, it came with the most recent in-game update with some fun dialogue. The issue was apparently caused by Grampa.
The first large tree person in the group from this event – I thought we had but not highlighted on group pic. There is then Willy and 2 extra – homer and wild man for part 4. We already had Gil. Which I got and bought alien Bart.
Have a look at the Before and After pics of the group for that here …
https://tstoaddicts.com/2023/10/06/thoh-xxxiv-act-1-premium-mighty-oak-leader-walkthrough/
Thanks
Although much of the content is junk, the Premium characters are great. However, I am only able to play on the Android phone I use for music listening. Why is iOS still not fixed?
I’m playing fine on an iPad. Have you tried doing a complete uninstall/reinstall, waiting until ALL of the updates have finished before trying to log in and play (ignoring the message that says you can play while the game finished updating)? That worked for my iPad. (Just be sure NOT to do that unless you have an EA account, or you’ll lose everything.)
1) Uninstall and then reinstall.
2) Wait until ALL of the updates have finished before trying to log in and play. Ignore the message that says you can play while the game is updating.
3) Go to ea.com and LOG IN.
4) Change your ea password. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT on IOS.
5) Go to your game and enter your new password.
That worked for me.
If your game is not linked and saved to an EA Account then DO NOT uninstall – you will lose your town and start back at Level 1 !!
The tip on changing your password – or at least going through and pretending even if you keep the old one – is often extremely useful if you start hitting log-in issues . . .
https://myaccount.ea.com/cp-ui/security/index