Hey Howdy Hey Stonecutting Tappers!
The incredibly cool thing about the Stonecutter’s Event is not only do you earn prizes by collecting Emblems BUT you also earn more Stonecutter Skins in the Sacred Parchment Prizes. While you can find out more about the Sacred Parchment here, basically what it is is a daily riddle you must solve and send a character on a task. Once you sent so many characters on a task (1, 5, 10, 15, 20 & 24) a new prize will unlock for you. It really adds an AWESOME dynamic to the game!
So once you’ve solved your fifteenth Sacred Parchment Puzzle you’ll unlock the 4th free personal prizes….#66 & #67 (aka Stonecutter Brockman & Stonecutter Pye)! #66 and #67 are all new skins for Kent Brockman and Arnie Pye that come with a whole new set of tasks for each character!
Let’s take a closer look at #66 & #67 and just what happens when they enter YOUR Springfield…
WARNING…Dialogue and task spoilers below
After solving your fifteenth puzzle #66 & #67 will automatically be awarded to you. Once you’ve unlocked them you’ll see this message popup:
If you don’t currently have Brockman or Pye in your Springfield,their Stonecutter skins will automatically go into your inventory until you’ve unlocked them and select it. Otherwise, Brockman and Pye will automatically become Number 66 and Number 67:
Brockman is part of the Even More Stonecutters Character collection:
And Arnie is part of the Stonecutters Character collection:
Once you’ve unlocked them you’ll be prompted to start their questlines. Let’s take a look at Brockman’s questline first….
Welcome to the Stonecutters #66
Brockman starts
Number 66: I bring grim tidings, Your 1-ness. Lisa Simpson and her Anti-Stonecutter rallies have gotten a lot of people asking questions about this thing of ours. I’m afraid the network is feeling pressured to take a closer look at The Stonecutters.
Number 1: Looks like this town needs a little distraction. Perhaps a fear-inducing crackpot theory or three. Think you can handle that?
Number 66: If I can’t, then I don’t deserve to call myself a small market local newscaster.
Make Number 66 Broadcast “Crackpot” Theories- 4hrs, Earns $190, 45xp
And now here’s Arnie’s Questline…ah gotta love the Jersey political plug in here!
Welcome to the Stonecutters #67
Arnie Pye starts
Number 22: Hello Number 67.
Number 67: Gah! Every time I hear my name it reminds me that Brockman, that overpaid hairstyle, is one rank higher than me!
Number 22: You know, if you were able to, er uh, snarl traffic in the district of my political rival, I may be able to, er-uh, bump you up a few numbers.
Number 67: If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s ruining someone else’s day. Traffic, get ready to stand still!
Make Number 67 Redirect Traffic Flow– 4hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Once you’ve completed the one task their questlines will end.
As mentioned above these new skins for Brockman and Pye come with a whole new set of tasks & fun things to make them do. Let’s take a look at these new tasks…
#66’s Tasks:
| Task | Task Length | Payout | Location |
| Quick Drink at the Stonecutter Lodge | 1 hr | $80/ 17XP | Stonecutter Lodge |
| Run the Stonecutter Daycare | 2hr | $125/ 27XP | Stonecutter Daycare |
| Spread Crackpot Theories | 4 hr | $190/ 45XP | Channel 6 |
| Attend a Secret Meeting | 8 hr | $300/ 70XP | Stonecutter Lodge |
| Nap at the Stonecutter Lodge | 12 hr | $495/ 100XP | Stonecutter Lodge |
| Feast at the Stonecutter Lodge | 24 hr | $700/ 150XP | Stonecutter Lodge |
#67’s Tasks:
| Task | Task Length | Payout | Location |
| Quick Drink at the Stonecutter Lodge | 1 hr | $115/ 26XP | Stonecutter Lodge |
| Run the Stonecutter Daycare | 2hr | $190/ 40XP | Stonecutter Daycare |
| Redirect Traffic Flow | 4 hr | $275/ 70XP | Channel 6 |
| Attend a Secret Meeting | 8 hr | $445/ 105XP | Stonecutter Lodge |
| Nap at the Stonecutter Lodge | 12 hr | $675/ 150XP | Stonecutter Lodge |
| Feast at the Stonecutter Lodge | 24 hr | $1100/ 225XP | Stonecutter Lodge |
So there you have it my Stonecutting friends, the fourth prizes of the Sacred Parchment!
Have YOU unlocked #66 & #67 yet? What do you think of them? Are you happy they added so many skins for new characters? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!