Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
In the midst of all the Turkey talk in Springfield, we’ve got another little crisis going on…King Toot’s has closed down!
In an episode tie-in for this week’s Simpsons episode, “Covercraft”, it’s reveled that King Toot’s as shut down due to a “disagreement” with Moe, his long time neighbor. Of course that’s all we get of the story…as they naturally want us to tune into The Simpsons on Sunday night to see what happens. BUT we do get another musically inspired building, one that Lisa refuses to use! Of course to get the rest of the story you’ll have to fork over some donuts and purchase the premium Guitar Central building.
Curious about what happens next? Wondering if you should fork over the donuts? (Should I buy here) Curious if Lisa will be able to play her Sax-a-ma-phone if she can’t find a reed? Well we’ve got you covered with the Covercraft walkthrough! So check out the details of who to keep free, and when, and follow along with the story….if you’re not ready to fork over the donuts!
WARNING….Dialogue Spoilers below
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Dad, I’m all out of reeds.
Homer: What’s a reed?
Lisa: It’s a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.
Homer: Your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa: Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer: And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa: Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed- to play my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer: Then let’s go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!
Lisa: Are you ok?
Homer: I think I’m having a stro-a-ma-oke.
Build King Toots
Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot’s- 6s, Earns $2 (requires both Homer & Lisa)
Lisa: Oh no! King Toot’s is closed!
Homer: The windows are all boarded up!
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: What happened?
Homer: I know, I’ll ask King Toot’s long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.
Make Homer Visit Moe’s- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Homer: Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot’s?
Moe: Let’s just say that King Toot and I had a little…disagreement.
Homer: Can you elaborate on said disagreement?
Moe: Well, when your store is next to another guy’s store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.
Homer: Can you elaborate more?
Moe: I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can’t.
At this point you’ll unlock Guitar Central in your store. This is a premium building you can purchase (until Tuesday 11/25) for Springfield. The questline will continue if you purchase it.
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Homer: Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.
Lisa: I would never go to a big box store. For me, it’s Mom and Pop or nothing. Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.
Homer: But if you don’t buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy. Dry and scratchy like a cat’s tongue.
Lisa: Isn’t that a line from the episode “Covercraft”?
Homer: Look, people get tired. They reuse things. There’s only so much gas in the tank! I’m fine with it.
Lisa: Well, I’m not going to this “Guitar Central.” I’ll just make my own reed out of a Popsicle stick.
Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER. I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REETH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.
Bart: I have no idea what you’re saying but I know it’s super dumb.
Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa’s Tongue- 1hr, Earns $140, 34xp (requires Marge and Lisa)
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: I’m gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.
Make Homer Go to Guitar Central- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Homer: This place is amazing! Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years. I’m leaving now.
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6
Homer starts
Homer: Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central. They sure did have a lot of guitars.
Make Homer Go Back to Guitar Central- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Homer: WOW! These guitars are so cool! And the selection is amazing. They’ve got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert! But I could never learn to play. So I’m leaving.
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7
Homer starts
Homer: Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot. It was a premium item, after all.
Make Homer Go to Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8
Homer starts
Homer: I AM BLOWN AWAY!!! There’s no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar. And there’s just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven! Time to leave.
Otto: Wait. There’s a reason this store is so popular: Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don’t have the time or attention span to learn how to play.
Homer: So if I buy an expensive guitar I’ll never play, I’ll feel like I’m not wasting my life? Now that’s what I call a good business plan.
Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He’ll Never Play- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9
Honer starts
Homer: I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I’ll never play. Otto
was wrong. I feel like I’m wasting my money and my life.
Marge: Maybe if you found a friend to play with…
Homer: Marge you’re a genius! A lady genius! I’ll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instruments as an adult, and then they’ll feel as stupid as I do!
Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy to Learn Instruments- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn to Play- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10
Homer starts
Homer: Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You’ll never touch those instruments again! You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives! Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grown old and die you chumps!
Dr. Hibbert: These instruments aren’t a total waste of money. They’re still pretty useful…as blunt instruments for beating people with. *MENACING CHUCKLE*
Make Adults Beat Homer with Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play- 1hr, Earns $70,17xp (freemium) & $105, 26xp (premium)
Homer: Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons! They music they’ll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11
Homer starts
Homer: They’ll never beat me in the church!
Lenny: Beat him in the church!
Make Homer Run to the Church- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church- 1hr, Earns $70,17xp (freemium) & $105, 26xp (premium)
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12
Marge starts
Marge: Did you learn anything from this, Homie?
Homer: Do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do! What a beautiful concert.. So many blinks and blonks….la la la la
Make Homer Fall into a Coma- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Homer: I feel great!
Marge: You were in a coma for seven days!
Homer: Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them. Comas rule!
Marge: *SOBS*
Homer: Hey! A new big box store called “Guitar Central!” Just like Guitar Center! I’ll have to check it out.
Marge: *WORRIED NOISE*
And that my friends concludes Two Minutes of Hate in Springfield!
What did YOU think of the questline? Did it turn out how you expected it to? Thoughts on Guitar Central? Did you purchase the building? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!