Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Well now that it’s officially 2015 all over the world AND we can get back into our games…let’s talk about how TSTO is ringing in the New Year.
FREE DONUTS!
That’s right my friends…despite the outages today (which fortunately weren’t as long as Christmas) log into your game to receive 10 FREE donuts to start 2015 off right. Details are below the fold….
WARNING Dialog Spoilers Below..
Best New Year’s Day Ever Pt. 1
Homer Auto-starts
Homer: Woohoo! New Year’s Day! Finally that terrible Christmas update is finished. What? It’s still going on for another two weeks? Oh crap. It’s time to tell you people in charge what I think! You’re a bunch of slack-jawed, overpaid, ignorant f–
Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home- 3m, Earns $6, 2xp
Completed Task Earns 2 Donuts and 10xp
Best New Year’s Day Ever Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: What was that? I may just be a collection of pixels but I still have a right to free speech! I don’t even know what I just did in my own house, but I bet it was unspeakable! All for 2 miserable donuts? The people who run this game are just cheap mother–
Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home- 3m, Earns $6, 2xp
Completed Task Earns 2 Donuts and 10 XP
Best New Year’s Day Ever Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Fine. I get it. I’ll shut up. Just give me my next super-fun task.
Make Homer Accept the Frozen-Bucket-of-Beer Challenge- x3. 3m Earns $6, 2xp
Completed Task Earns 6 Donuts and 10xp
Best New Year’s Day Ever Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: How is that fun? I had to drop a thirty pound bucket filled with frozen beer on my head, three times in a row? I couldn’t even drink it because it was frozen. That’s insult to injury. Now please, make me do something worthy of a responsible adult male.
Make Homer Play a Trashy Reality Star’s Dress-up Game- 5m, Earns $10, 3xp
Sorry guys this one doesn’t earn donuts
Marge: Homer, stop playing that inexplicably successful myPad game about that inexplicably successful woman.
Homer: But Marge, I need to buy these over-priced sunshades so I’ll get invited to the VIP party and become a Z-list celebrity. This is the only way I’ll feel validated as a woman.
Marge: Please, whoever is in charge, make Homer do something useful and productive with his time.
Make Homer Play the Simpsons: Tapped Out on his myPad- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
And that completes the New Year’s Day questline!
Despite 2015 of TSTO starting with massive server outages it gets a little better when you get 10 Free Donuts! Plus you’re treated to a fun questline…where Homer plays a game about himself. Talk about breaking down the 4th wall….
What do YOU think of the New Year’s Quest? Thoughts on Homer playing his own game? You saving the donuts up for something bigger? Or did they help you reach an item you were hoping to get? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!