Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Valentine’s Day has arrived in the streets of Springfield! And this year’s Valentine’s Day theme revolves around Lisa and her true love Fallout Boy Sidekick Milhouse.
As we mentioned in the Valentine’s Day Rundown post, Lisa gets things rolling for the event with her never-ending Valentine writing, including sending one to a boy! Fall Out Boy! And now that the event has left our games I thought it’d be fun to take a look back at the at the dialogue this year’s event brought us. Just in case you missed any of it while your fingers were busy tapping…or if you just want to relive all the fun, let’s take a look at the super hero action of Valiumtime’s Day!
Fission Impossible Pt. 1
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Marge: Hey sweetie, how are you valentines coming along?
Lisa: Almost done. I’ve sent cards to “Friends of the Forests”, “Black Rhino Buddies”, “Hers Helping Him-alayas”, “The Million Malayan Tiger March”… and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy.
Marge: Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for.
Lisa: I’m sending a card to Fallout Boy.
Marge: Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy.
Make Lisa Send a Valentine to Fallout Boy- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Fission Impossible Pt. 2
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Bart: Milhouse, c’mon. We’re s’posed to be cherry-bombing Dr. Nick’s organ donor deliveries today.
Milhouse: Sorry, but I’ve got a stack of valentine’s cards to write.
Bart: Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? I’ll never understand you.
Milhouse: Bart, “you’ve got to give love to get love.” I read that on the side of a very wise Squishee cup.
Bart: These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures!
Milhouse: Not all of them. There’s a bunch for Lisa in there.
Bart: You’d better stick with Puppy Goo-Goo and Headless Hellraiser instead of my sister.
Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten House
Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Fission Impossible Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine’s cards! How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I’ll be very upset.
Lisa: Let’s see… Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The ‘House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten…no Fallout Boy…I know he’s a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez… how long does it take to write your name on a card? I’m going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being… play the victim.
Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Sidekick Milhouse Rush to Lisa’s Rescue- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Sidekick Milhouse will be awarded to you after a short amount of dialogue between Milhouse and Kirk. This will start up once Lisa has reached Bart’s treehouse. So be sure to send Lisa on the task first..and then you’ll be awarded Sidekick Milhouse.
Milhouse: Dad! Quick! There’s an emergency!
Kirk: You have clean underwear in the laundry room.
Milhouse: Not that kind of emergency. Lisa’s trapped in a tree! I can save her and finally be her hero!
Kirk: Take an extra pair of underwear just in case.
Milhouse: Any true hero would.
Lisa: Milhouse! You’re ruining everything! I’m waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy!
Milhouse: I’m as real as he gets. I have Fallout Boy’s cuddlebug cape, orthopaedic gloves, prescription eye mask and corrective boots!
Lisa: But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude.
Milhouse: I’m confused. This calls for one of Fallout Boy’s super-power anxiety pills! Darn! I left my pill purse at home.
Here’s where Ralph’s Return to Sender Questline will start up. We’ll cover that below.
Fission Impossible Pt. 4
Sidekick Milhouse starts
Milhouse: Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you?
Lisa: I’ll only come down for Fallout Boy.
Milhouse: Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more valentine’s cards that came in the mail. The desperate ones are from me. FYI: They’re sealed with real teardrops.
Lisa: *sigh* Where’s a hero when you really need one?
Milhouse: I might need one myself. My foot’s stuck in a woodchuck hole. But this means we can wait together!
Make Lisa Wait in a Tree- 24hrs, Earns $1,200, 300xp. Requires Sidekick Milhouse
Lisa: Milhouse, wake up!
Milhouse: Huh?! Whuh?!
Lisa: One of those valentine’s cards was from Fallout Boy! He finally replied!
Fission Impossible Pt. 5
Lisa starts
Lisa: “Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received.” That wasn’t fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! “Fallout Boy can’t save you for Valentine’s Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy’s online store.”
Milhouse: That’s nice of him.
Lisa: No, it’s not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy’s heartless, corporate shills.
Milhouse: What are you going to do?
Lisa: I am going to spend Valentine’s Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue.
Milhouse: Who’s that?
Lisa: You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time.
Make Lisa Go on a Date with Sidekick Milhouse- 24hrs, Earns $1,200, 300xp. Requires Sidekikc Milhouse
Fission Impossible Pt. 6
Sidekick Milhouse Starts
Milhouse: I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said no…which is way better than last time when she ran away screaming! A “no” is practically third base for a guy like me!
Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Return to Sender Pt. 1
Ralph starts
Ralph: I got a valiumtime!
Wiggum: It’s “valentine”, Ralphie. A valentine with no name. I think you might have a secret admirer! Lucky for you, I’m a cop and can solve mysteries…by hammering confessions out of little girls who don’t have the guts to sign their names. Ralphie, I’ll need you to send out valentines to set the trap. Yay! My cop daddy is going rogue!
Make Ralph Send Out a Valentine- 12hrs, Earns $200, 50xp
Return to Sender Pt. 2
Ralph starts
Ralph: I sent out one valentine and got one back! Then I sent out two valentines and got two back!
Wiggum: Looks like the ladies all want a corner cut of Ralphie cake. Since I haven’t shaken a confession out of any of your school chums, we need to cast a wider net.
Ralph: I’ll send cards to every girl, kitty-cat and horsie in Springfield!
Make Ralph Send Out More Valentines- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Return to Sender Pt. 3
Wiggum starts
Wiggum: Ralphie, all these valentines are coming from the same dopey girl. She can barely scrawl her name. Let Daddy see the envelopes they came in. They’re all marked “Return to Sender.” Did you forget to put stamps on the cards?
Ralph: Those yummy thin mints? I ate Star Spangled Banners and Shirley Chisholms! My tummy’s gummy for Valentine’s Day!
Make Ralph Enjoy All His Valentines- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
And that completes the Valentines Day questlines! All in all it’s a fun little questline. Of course you can’t have Valentine’s Day with out Ralphie and his Valiumtimes! If you run from start to finish, with out using donuts, it’ll take approximately 3 days to complete!
What are your thoughts on the Valentine’s Day update? Thoughts on the questline? How do you feel about Sidekick Milhouse? Thoughts on what they might do to introduce Fall Out Boy to the game? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!