Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Gil’s back in Springfield with a special Cyber Monday deal…
You’ll see Gil in your town and here’s what he’ll have to say..
Gil: Boy, it’s Cyber Monday and I’ve got a whole heap of tech doodads for sale at my cyber store. Apu doesn’t have a chance of winning our bet about who sells more.
Apu: You are wrong! The Kwik-E-Mart Central Office is announcing unbeatable deals. Everything is on sale at our brick and mortar stores, including the bricks and mortar. In fact, even the Central Office is on sale. Lovely building. Himalayan location, sherpa parking.
Gil: If Apu sells the Central Office I’ll lose our bet for sure. ANd I already made a down payment on a cardboard box to sleep in. I’ve got to stop it. Luckily no one is better at blowing a sale than Ol’ Gil.
At this point you’ll see the deal popup. You can buy the Kwik-E-Mart Central office (available until Wednesday 12/2 0800 GMT…)
If you don’t take it you’ll see..
Gil: You didn’t buy the mountain thing! I won my bet with Apu! I’m gonna buy some ten-dollar shoes and take Sally from Accounting out for a slide of banana cream pie! You got lucky this time, Gil. And as every good gambler knows, you’ve got to keep pushing your luck until it collapses in disaster!
If you take the deal you’ll see…
Gil: Aw, you bought the Central Office. That means I lose my bet with Apu. So long, money. So much for me taking Cindy from Shipping out for cheeseburgers and malted milks. I wonder if that Central Office is hiring?
And then at this time you’ll go into the questline that comes with the Central Office.
And there you have the basic rundown on the Central Office. I’ll back back later today with the SIB post for it…since I know many of you will be eager to make a decision soon (with that clock ticking down)…
What are your thoughts on the Central Office? Will you help him win the bet with Apu by not taking it? Or will you push Apu over the top with buying the Central Office? Have you taken any of the Black Friday/Cyber Monday deals? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!