Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Hang onto your toasters my friends because we’re going flying through space and time! The latest event in TSTO has us going wayyy back in time to when Dinosaurs roamed the earth, Pharaohs were building pyramids & Pirates hobbled around on their peg legs!
This Event is broken up into 3 Eras, with each Era containing part of the story. To help you move along with the event you’ll get several prizes per Act. Each prize will either be something fun for Springfield or something to help you move along in the event. For the third (and final) Era, Pirate, you’re tasked with collecting Eye Patches (
The Seventh (and final) Pirate Era Prize awarded at 88,200
So let’s take a closer look at this seventh prize and just what happens when you unlock it in your Springfield…
Once you’ve collected 88,200
And you’ll have the option to place the ship in your Springfield or store it in your inventory for later. Remember if you store it you’ll have to go into your inventory to retrieve it (and you won’t get Tachyon credit until you’ve placed it)
Once you place you’ll see the Sexy Pirate Character Unlock Message popup:
And he’s part of the Swashbucklers Character Collection:
He does come with his own questline, here’s a look at the Turbo Tappin’ Version
Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 1
Sexy Pirate starts
Make Sexy Pirate Seduce Luann- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Luann Succumb to Fantasy- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 2
Sexy Pirate starts
Make Sexy Pirate Try to Seduce Marge- 8hrs, Earns $345, 87xp
Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 3
Homer starts
Make Sexy Pirate Hang His Head in Shame- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 4
Sexy Pirate starts
Make Sexy Pirate Let it All Hang Out- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 5
Homer starts
Make Sexy Pirate Embrace His Inner Stereotype- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
And here are the quick details:
Size: 5×15
Tachyons When Placed: 1,459 
Build Time: Instant
Earns: Nada
Conform-O-Meter: Vanity +100
Other Info: Can be placed on the ocean only
And here’s a look at the Sexy Pirate’s Tasks…. remember he is a FULL character
Sexy Pirate’s Permanent Tasks:
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Let it All Hang Out | 1hr | $70, 17xp | Outside/Visual |
| Take a Modeling Gig | 4hrs | $175, 45xp | Frying Dutchman |
| Ty to Seduce Marge | 8hrs | $345, 87xp | Outside/Visual (Requires Marge) |
| Be Sexy in the Brown House | 12hrs | $420, 100xp | Brown House |
| Set Out to Sea | 24hrs | $600, 150xp | Squidport |
And now, because I know some of you will ask me this given how some of you have struggled with this and previous Eras. Is it worth it to spend donuts to get the Sexy Pirate? The answer, as it always is, is how many donuts are we talking?
If you can get the Pirate for 65 donuts or less…absolutely yes. Totally worth it. Character and building, no doubt. If it’s 110-66 donuts, probably. Usually great prices for a character/building combo..but this one isn’t premium. The Sexy Pirate (at least not now) won’t pay out premium, even if you spend donuts on him. So that 110-66 donut mark is a probably…if you like him enough. Anything over 110 donuts, pass. Don’t spend the donuts..he’s just not worth it.
Of course that all being said, continue to play until the last second of the Pirate Era so that you can get that donut cost down as low as possible…BUT if you’re going to spend donuts remember to do so before the timer runs out, because there is no next act to go back and purchase him during.
And there you have it, the details behind the Pirate Ship and the Sexy Pirate the final Time Travel Prize.
What’s Next?
What are your thoughts on the Sexy Pirate and Pirate Ship? Have you unlocked it yet? Where have you placed the ship in your Ocean? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!