Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Yesterday morning the Treehouse of Horror XXIX teaser hit our games! Fortune Tellers and Tents arrived to maybe give us a sneak peek at what the next event will bring to TSTO. Of course, if you didn’t spend a few donuts (90 to be exact) on the Fortune Teller it was a pretty short teaser. Just one free item (the tent) and one part to the questline.
Now if you did drop the Sprinkles for the Fortune Teller you’ll see a longer questline and a separate one for the Fortune Teller. So let’s take a look at the full dialogue version for both of those questlines and see if either predict the future…
Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Dad, why are you surrounded by all these tiny slips of paper?
Homer: I’ve been eating fortune cookies, and they’re all coming true! Check out this one: “You will eat too many Chinese pastries.”
Lisa: These are eerily accurate. “A young man will show you disrespect.”
Bart: Hey, fatso, what’s with all the scraps? You eat a newspaper?
Build Fortune Teller Tent- Free, 4hr build time
Homer: Something strange is going on in this town, and it’s time to consult a trustworthy expert. A garlic-smelling old woman who lives in a tent.
The following triggers ONLY if you purchase the Fortune Teller for 90 donuts…
Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 2
Fortune Teller starts
Fortune Teller: Come in, Homer.
Homer: How did you know my name?
Fortune Teller: Your name is written on your underwear band, and you’re not wearing pants.
Homer: They were too tight. Turns out fortune cookies are very fattening when you eat two thousand.
Fortune Teller: I see dark and terrible danger in your future.
Homer: You know, if I was as hideous as you and lived in a tent, I’d try being more positive!
Make Homer Fear for the Future- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Fortune Teller Mutter Darkly- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 3
Fortune Teller starts
Fortune Teller: Enter and hear your fate, Krusty the Clown.
Krusty: I need to know if my opening monologue is going to bomb tonight!
Fortune Teller: For that, you don’t need a fortune teller.
Make Krusty Have His Fortune Told- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Fortune Teller: The crystal reveals great change and terror in your future. You will become something terrible that people fear and loathe.
Krusty: I’m going to turn into one of my ex-wives?! If you liked that joke, don’t forget to subscribe to my channel!
Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 4
Fortune Teller starts
Fortune Teller: Krusty, listen to me! There is great danger coming.
Krusty: I know! My show is up for renewal and the network execs have threatened to watch it before deciding.
Fortune Teller: Now, we’re going to play a game called “Krusty Stops Making Stupid Comments and Just Listens”.
Krusty: Now where have I heard that before? Wait, are you one of my ex-wives?
Make Krusty Have His True Fortune Told- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Fortune Teller: The tarot cards have spoken. Soon you will be causing people great misery in the night.
Krusty: They’re making me host of “The Tonight Show”? All right!
End Dialogue…
Fortune Teller: I’m saying you will literally become a monster!
Krusty: Laying it on a bit thick, aren’t you? The secret to a good performance is subtlety. Hey! Hey! Hey!
Fortune Teller: Fine, don’t believe me. You’ll see. You’ll ALL see.
Miss Fortune Pt. 1
Fortune Teller starts
Fortune Teller: Single file, one at a time, everyone will have their fortune told.
Homer: Stupid Flanders, you’re trying to cut me off from my future.
Ned: Sorry about that. I’m just excited to denounce this witch for her satanic practices.
Homer: *laugh* I agree, her prices are devilishly high.
Fortune Teller: Quiet, tubby. You’re destined to die alone with a chicken wing in your hand.
Homer: Not in my mouth?! How awful.
Make Fortune Teller Tell Fortunes- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Miss Fortune Pt. 2
Fortune Teller starts
Fortune Teller: Who’s next?
Milhouse: Me! And I’m here to tell everyone that you’re a phony. She said I would soon be getting a “lift in a personal area”. Then she secretly paid Nelson to give me a wedgie.
Fortune Teller: Okay, sometimes I give the future a helping hand. But I really can foretell it! I’ll prove it to you. I’ll predict my own fortune.
Make Fortune Teller Predict Her Own Fortune- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Fortune Teller: See?! I predicted that no one would believe me, and nobody does!
Moe: Even I’m not falling for that one, and I bought a potion from a magazine that’s ‘sposed to make me attractive to women. So far all it does is bring every raccoon in the tri-county area.
Miss Fortune Pt. 3
Fortune Teller starts
Fortune Teller: Wow, one minute I’m the most popular destination in town, next minute no one will even talk to me.
Ralph: I’ll talk to you! My other friend had to go home.
Fortune Teller: You mean that roadkill possum you were talking to? A crow flew off with it. What the heck, I’lI give you a free reading. Hm. Stay clear of roads or you might get to spend time with crows too. I don’t know how much more of this I can take.
Make Fortune Teller Deal With Slow Business- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Miss Fortune Pt. 4
Fortune Teller starts
Fortune Teller: Business is so slow I can’t even afford to buy the latest edition of Gypsy Glamour! But what other job can I do? My only skill is making highly accurate and precise predictions of the future. How’s a girl supposed to make money off that?
Make Fortune Teller Make a Killing in Sports Betting- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Miss Fortune Pt. 5
Fortune Teller starts
Fortune Teller: Wow, this predicting the future racket is making me a fortune.
Frink: Not so fast! By using your predictions to make money, you are actually changing the future timelines, and risking horological catastrophe. In the name of galactic chronological integrity, I must order you to cease!
Fortune Teller: Hey there, handsome. How’d you like to join me on vacation to Acapulco, my treat.
Frink: In the name of galactic chronological integrity, I’ll go pack my bathing suit.
Make Fortune Teller Go on a Tropical Vacation- 24hrs, Earns $1000, 225xp
Make Frink Go on a Tropical Vacation-24hrs, Earns $1000, 225xp
What are your thoughts on the questlines? What do you think it all means for Halloween? Do you think it means anything or totally irrelevant? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!