Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Update time in Springfield! We’re all getting antsy sitting at home, so it’s nice to have an update to focus on! What’s in store for us this time? Well, it’s time for Burns and Aristotle Amadopolis to have yet another clash of tapping proportions!
With Act 1, one new premium character was introduced. In addition to helping with event currency, Professor Werner von Brawn comes with his own, short, individual questline, so let’s take a look at the full dialogue questline now…
Hard Science Pt. 1
Prof Werner von Brawn starts
Prof Werner von Brawn: What’s this? My application to lecture at my alma mater, University of Heidelberg, has been rejected! While U.H. boasts the finest Physics AND Professional Wrestling departments on the continent, I suppose, I have neglected one for the other. Perhaps boning up on my physics credentials will help them reconsider…
Make Werner von Brawn Get Frustrated by Difficult Physics Problem- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Hard Science Pt. 2
Prof Werner von Brawn starts
PWvB: This is ludicrous! How can physics be harder than wrestling?!
Frink: Don’t be so hoyvin-glavin on yourself. You’ve been more focused on biting and the Body Pressing and the Whatsit-Wheelbarrow Drivers… Maybe try attacking the rasslin’ and sciencing together to see where that takes you!
PWvB: Yes…yes, that might work!
Frink: Um, why are you staring at me like that?
Make Werner von Brawn Bodyslam Frink to Measure Higgs Boson- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
PWvB: Hmmm… those results were entirely expected, and therefore entirely dull. But my intellectual passions are once again ignited! Now to find the right problem to solve.
Frink: Try solving my fractured fibulas hoy-flavin!
Hard Science Pt. 3
Prof Werner von Brawn starts
PWvB: Ah, when inspiration strikes, it strikes like an Atomic Elbow Drop! Let’s try it!
Frink: But I’m still healing from your last inspiration.
PWvB: But this one is a quantum-based model of curved spacetime!
Frink: Mhoyvin! It sounds painful.
Make Werner von Brawn Twist Frink to Model Curved Spacetime- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
PWvB: Bah! This isn’t how spacetime curves.
Frink: This isn’t how my back curves either!
Hard Science Pt. 4
Prof Werner von Brawn starts
PWvB: A breakthrough! This one is a guaranteed Nobel Prize winner!
Frink: Not again!
PWvB: One word: Cavity Optomechanics!
Frink: My cavities are off limits to science and wrestling!
PWvB: Hey wait — come back!
Make Werner von Brawn Chase Frink Around the Ring- 2hrs, Earns $175, 40xp
Make Frink Run Away From Werner von Brawn- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
PWvB: Now that’s what I call a spatial superposition!
Frink: *whimper* I hurt all the way down to my nanoparticles!
Hard Science Pt. 5
Prof Werner von Brawn starts
PWvB: What?! The Nobel Committee rejected my application! And the University of Heidelberg turned me down again!
Frink: On the bright side, you’re nominated for a Slammy Award as top wrestling superstar of the year.
PWvB: WOO! Victory slam!
Frink: Oy-NOOO!
Make Werner von Brawn Taunt Opponents with his Muscles- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
And this concludes the premium dialogue for Act 1, of the Simpsons Wrestling Event!
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