Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Ol’ Gil is back in Springfield! It’s just not an event until Gil gets involved!
Anyway, Gil is back and, as always, he’s got another “deal” for us. What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? Well, this time around he’s got a real Jass…a Hugh Jass!
So let’s break down the details of this latest offer and determine if this deal is worth the donuts or if you should take a hard pass…
So when you first get into Springfield (well after you’ve launched the event stuff…of course) you’ll see Gil waving his arms around…just begging you to tap on him…
If you tap on him you’ll see…
Gil: Ah, there’s nothing like a day by the pool here at Palm Springfield Resort. Sipping a drink, taking in the sun, checking out the ladies who are checking out Ol’ Gil.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Sir, you have to rent a room in order to use the pool. How did you even get past security?
G: *sigh* If only someone I knew owned this place. I could get in free and catch some rays whenever I wanted *walks away*
SVT: I’m gonna need you to leave the pool noodle.
Gil: Say, friend…if you could purchase this Palm Springfield Resort, you’d let me swim here, wouldn’t ya?
At which point you’ll see his latest gimmick…
If you refuse…
Gil: *sigh* I guess I could go to the public pool. Maybe they cleaned it since…the incident.
If you accept…
Gil: Wow, I knew you wouldn’t let Ol’ Gil down! Now if you could just stand back a bit…Cannonball!
Now real quick…if you refuse the offer will go back in the store. It will be there…
This Deal Ends July 16th (When the event ends)
And now for the part, you’ve all been waiting for…the Should I Buy…
Character: Hugh Jass
Building: Palm Springfield Resort
Donut Cost: 200 Donuts
Size: 10×16
Earns: $135, 15xp/4hrs
Conform-O-Meter: Gluttony +20
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
WDTCF: Palm Springfield Resort– “Husbands and Knives” S19, E7
Hugh Jass– “Flaming Moe’s” S3, E10
This Deal Ends July 16th
The Rundown:
-Comes with a questline
-Fun animated tasks. Including swimming in his suit at Palm Springfield and bringing back the Flaming Moe
-Will NOT help with the event. (ie does not earn event currency)
-Voiced
What Did I D0?:
I picked it up. Sure he doesn’t help with event currency, but it’s Act 4. The currency requirements aren’t that high for this Act, and after this Act event currency is useless. This Hugh Jass made me laugh.
Hugh Jass’s Permanent Tasks:
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Take a Contemplative Dip | 1hr | $105, 26xp | Outside/Visual at Palm Springfield Resort |
| Have One Too Many Flaming Moe’s | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Outside/visual at Moe’s |
| Go to Work | 8hrs | $420, 105 | Chimp Refuge/Bandit Fort/Battle Dome/Dracula Castle/Bowlarama/Brown House |
| Buy Another Identical Suit | 12hrs | $600, 150xp | The Vast Waistband/Victor’s Secret/Abercrombie and Rich/Gold Navy/Brown House |
| Fend Off Prank Calls | 24hrs | $1,000, 225xp | Moe’s Tavern/Brown House |
And here’s the Turbo Tappin’ Version of the questline…
Pain in the Jass Pt. 1
Hugh Jass starts
Make Hugh Jass Check Into His Room- 30m
Pain in the Jass Pt. 2
Hugh Jass starts
Make Hugh Jass Take a Contemplative Dip- 1hr
Pain in the Jass Pt. 3
Hugh Jass starts
Make Hugh Jass Go to Moe’s for a Flaming Moe- 2hrs
Pain in the Jass Pt. 4
Hugh Jass starts
Make Hugh Jass Have One Too Many Flaming Moes- 4hrs
Pain in the Jass Pt. 5
Hugh Jass starts
Make Hugh Jass Reconcile With His Wife- 1hr
What are your thoughts on Hugh Jass and Palm Springfield Resort? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
And finally, because I know a lot of you like to know these things…