Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Ol’ Gil is back in Springfield! Always a pleasure to see our favorite salesman roaming the streets of Springfield! (hey EA, when the heck are you going to make Gil a playable character?!)
Anyway, Gil is back and, as always, he’s got another “deal” for us. What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? Well, this one is a bit of a killer…
So let’s break down the details of this latest offer and determine if this deal is worth the donuts or if you should take a hard pass…
So when you first get into Springfield you’ll see Gil waving his arms around…just begging you to tap on him…
If you tap on him you’ll see…
Gil: Ol’ Gil’s got a fresh off the farm deal that’s a real killer! But don’t worry, it won’t kill you…probably.
At which point you’ll see his latest gimmick…
If you refuse…
Gil: Aw, shoot! I really thought there would be a mark (note from Alissa: I think this was supposed to be market) for slightly-used, homicidal tractors…
If you accept…
Gil: Hot dog! Looks like Ol’ Gil won’t be eating hay tonight! Uh, just remember, all sales final!
Now real quick…if you refuse the offer will go back to the store. It will be there…
This Deal Ends May 12th (when the event ends)
And now for the part, you’ve all been waiting for…the Should I Buy…
Character: Cyborg Willie (a FULL character, NOT a costume)
Decoration: Killy the Killer Tractor
Donut Cost: 150 Donuts
Size: 4×3
Earns: 4% Bonus on All Cash and XP
Conform-O-Meter: Obedience +10
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
WDTCF: Cyborg Willie- “Treehouse of Horror XXII” S23, E3
Killy- “Treehouse of Horror XVIII” S19, E5
This Deal Ends May 12th
The Rundown:
-Comes with a questline
-Fun animated tasks.
-Will NOT help with the event. (ie does not earn event currency)
-Not Voiced
-Willie (not Cyborg Willie) will have a 3hr task at Killy, Give that Traitorous Tractor What For
-Killy, when tapped, transforms from Willie’s tractor to Killy. When tapped again transforms back.
-Good bonus % for donuts spent
-While Killy is fairly memorable from the show, Cyborg Willie is barely a blip worth remembering at all.
-Good price for a Gil “deal”, 150 donuts is the price of a standard donut combo.
What Did I D0?:
I picked it up. At the 150 donut mark, it is worth picking up.
Cyborg Willie’s Permanent Tasks:
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Eat Donuts and Beer | 1hr | $105, 26xp | Springfield Park/Town Hall/Various Homes |
| Eat Haggis | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Outside/Visual |
| Sweep | 8hrs | $420, 105 | Outside/Visual |
| Go to the Kwik-E-Mart for Haggis | 12hrs | $600, 150xp | Kwik-E-Mart |
| Repair Cyborg Rake and Broom Arms | 24hrs | $1,000, 225xp | Frink’s Lab/Willie’s Shack/ Brown House |
And here’s the Turbo Tappin’ Version of the questline…
How is a Cyborg Like a Scot? Pt. 1
Cyborg Willie starts
Make Cyborg Willie Sweep-8hrs
Make Miss Hoover Ogle Cyborg Willie- 3hrs
How is a Cyborg Like a Scot? Pt. 2
Cyborg Willie starts
Make Lisa Examine Cyborg Willie’s Implants–2hrs
Make Cyborg Willie Nervously Adjust His Servos- 2hrs
How is a Cyborg Like a Scot? Pt. 3
Cyborg Willie starts
Make Cyborg Willie Eat Donuts and Beer- 1hr.
How is a Cyborg Like a Scot? Pt. 4
Cyborg Willie starts
Make Cyborg Willie Eat Haggis- 4hrs
Make Lisa Ponder the Nature of Humanity- 4hrs
How is a Cyborg Like a Scot? Pt. 5
Cyborg Willie starts
Make Lisa Get Some Snacks- 1hr
Make Cyborg Willie Watch the Soccer Match- 5hrs
What are your thoughts on Cyborg Willie and Killy? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!