Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Ol’ Gil is back in Springfield! Always a pleasure to see our favorite salesman roaming the streets of Springfield! (hey EA, when the heck are you going to make Gil a playable character?!)
Anyway, Gil is back and, as always, he’s got another “deal” for us. What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? Well, this one is a no-hassle castle for sure!
So let’s break down the details of this latest offer and determine if this deal is worth the donuts or if you should take a hard pass…
So when you first get into Springfield you’ll see Gil waving his arms around…just begging you to tap on him…
If you tap on him you’ll see…
Gil: Oh, boy, have I got a no-hassle castle for you! It’s a meal of a deal! Just be careful of the previous owner. She’s a bit…bloodthirsty.
Princess Jules: You there, peasant. Who said you could step on my property? My royal unicorn shall feast on your bones!
Gil: Aw, jeez. Think you can help a guy out of a jam here? If this were your property, she wouldn’t have a case!
At which point you’ll see his latest gimmick…
If you refuse…
Gil: Okay, don’t panic. It’s not like she’s ACTUALLY gonna hurt me, right?
Princess Jules: There he is! Prepare the cotton candy cauldron!
Gil: Cotton candy? That doesn’t sound so bad.
Princess Jules: We named it that because it turns your bones into a texture similar to cotton candy.
Gil: Still, that’s the closest I’ve ever been to the circus! Things are looking up for old Gil!
If you accept…
Gil: Swell. You’re a saint, mister! Hey, you think I could sublet a room in here? Ol’ Gil makes a mean raisin oatmeal cookie!
Now real quick…if you refuse the offer will go back to the store. It will be there…
This Deal Ends September 8th (when the event ends)
And now for the part, you’ve all been waiting for…the Should I Buy…
Character: Princess Jules
Building: Cookie Castle
Donut Cost: 200 Donuts
Size: 12×10
Earns: $135,15xp/4hrs
Conform-O-Meter: Vanity +400
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
WDTCF:“Three Dreams Denied” S32, E7
This Deal Ends September 8th
The Rundown:
-Comes with a questline
-Will NOT help with the event. (ie does not earn event currency)
-Voiced
-Will use the cookie castle for tasks
What Did I D0?:
Meh, I’m really indifferent about this one. It’s expensive and just not high on my list of “must-buys” with this event.
Princess Jules’ Permanent Tasks:
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Restock the Oil and Tar | 1hr | $105, 26xp | Cookie Castle |
| Eat Her Castle | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Outside/Visual at Cookie Castle |
| Issue Judgement from her Throne | 8hrs | $420, 105 | Cookie Castle |
| Survey Her Kingdom | 12hrs | $600, 150xp | Outside/visual with Royal Unicorn |
| Get a Tummy Ache | 24hrs | $1,000, 225xp | Cookie Castle |
And here’s the Turbo Tappin’ Version of the questline…
The Way the Cookie Crumbles Pt. 1
Princess Jules starts
Make Princess Jules Burn the Land- 12hrs
Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Keep Pressure on the Wound- 12hrs
The Way the Cookie Crumbles Pt. 2
Princess Jules starts
Make Princess Jules Eat Lunch– 4hrs
Make Roscoe Frame Buildings With Cookie Dough– 4hr
The Way the Cookie Crumbles Pt. 3
Princess Jules starts
Make Princess Jules Announce Tiramisu Tuesdays– 2hrs
Make Bart Try to Remember His VO Session– 2hrsLisa: Anything?
The Way the Cookie Crumbles Pt. 4
Princess Jules starts
Make Bart Search for His Script Pages– 2hrs
Make Lisa Get Stuck in the Bushes– 2hrs
Make Princess Jules Take a Swim in the Pudding Pool- 2hrs
The Way the Cookie Crumbles Pt. 5
Princess Jules starts
Make Princess Jules Burn the Land- 12hrs
Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Keep Pressure on the Wound- 12hrs
What are your thoughts on Princess Jules and the Cookie Castle? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!