Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Time for another fun and exciting prize post! With Act 3 it’s time to build your very own Island of Dr. Hibbert…and other areas!
Act 3 of the THOH XXXII event consists of 3 new buildings, 2 new decorations (although one of those decorations is a questionable decoration…), and 1 full character.
So let’s take a look at the final prize on the Act 3 prize track, Comic Book Ram…
Comic Book Ram is a brand new Character in Springfield and part of the Treehouse of Horror XXXII Character Collection:
How You Unlock it:
The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert Pt. 5
Collect Dinosaurs- x15
Make Springfielders Yell at the “Ref”- x3. 4hrs
Make Homer Try to Hand Out Orange Slices- 4hrs
Make Panther Marge Get Distracted by Food- 4hrs
Make Grampasaurus Lead a Dinosaur Counterattack- 4hrs
Collect DNA- x195.
Once achieved you’ll unlock the character…
Other Info:
Voiced: Yes
WDTCF:“THOH XIII” S14, E1-The Island of Dr. Hibbert Segment (#3)
Comic Book Ram come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:
A Satyrical Sabbatical Pt. 1
Comic Book Ram starts
Comic Book Ram: Baa-baa-bad. The human world is the Worst. Civilization. Ever.
The Rich Texan: Hell no, this civilization is the tippy-top of human achievement! Yee-haw!
Comic Book Ram: You may have six-shooters, ten-gallon hats, and million-dollar money rolls, but laboring peons give you all that wealth.
Homer: Hey, I’m one of those peons and in my America we like working for a living!
Comic Book Ram: Just to make someone else rich? LAME! In the animal-hybrid world, we just lie around, eat whatever we want, and mate.
Homer: That sounds horrible — wait, what?
Make Comic Book Ram Preach About Satyrism- 8hrs
Make Springfielders Learn About Satyrism- x5. 8hrs
Comic Book Ram: It’s not complicated. Being more animal than human is where it’s at.
Carl: That Ram-man makes a lot of sense.
Lenny: Maybe half of me should be getting out in nature more.
Carl: But aren’t both your halves allergic to the outdoors?
Lenny: That’s the old Lenny. I’m starting to realize, my entire life, I’ve been a terrible human being.
A Satyrical Sabbatical Pt. 2
Comic Book Ram starts
Homer: So how exactly does one live the animal lifestyle?
Comic Book Ram: Again: Animals do what we want, when we want, we care only about food, sleep, and…making the beast with two backs.
Helen Lovejoy: Well, I never…! Very well…maybe not never. Once.
Mr. Costington: Yes, but how does your Satyrism protect my tax shelters?
Lenny: And does your Satyrism let us eat pork and shellfish?
Comic Book Ram: First of all, there is no “Satyrism”. I’m a half-human, half-ram, and just doing what animals do. It’s not as complex as factoring how many Fallout Boys are represented in the current Radioactive Man continuity.
CBG: If I may interrupt: it’s seven.
Make Comic Book Ram Explain Satyrism in More Detail- 3hrs
Make Comic Book Guy Explain Entire Radioactive Man Continuity- 4hrs
Make Springfielders Try to Grasp Satyrism- x5. 3hrs
Comic Book Ram: And finally, don’t randomly maul humans. Save the mauling for worthwhile causes.
Lenny: Like taking back my parking spot!
Homer: Or the guy who shouts “last call” at the bars!
Cookie Kwan: Mr. Ram-man, is there any reward for being the best animal person? Maybe a nice jacket made from one of the other half-animals?
Comic Book Ram: *sigh* Let’s go over the rules again.
A Satyrical Sabbatical Pt. 3
Comic Book Ram starts
Jerri Mackleberry: Excuse me, mister prophet…guru…animal guy, your followers are fighting.
Comic Book Ram: I don’t have followers.
Jerri Mackleberry: You better tell THEM.
Carl: The way of the animal forbids work!
Lenny: But my stupid human half should be able to work if it wants to!
Comic Book Ram: What are you idiots doing?
Lenny: We’re having a schism.
Homer: *chanting* SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
Comic Book Ram: You have no idea what that word means, do you?
Homer: No. But I like chanting things.
Carl: We do too!
Lenny: *chanting* SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
Comic Book Ram: *sigh*
Make Lenny Fight With Carl About Animal Dogma- 4hrs
Make Carl Fight With Lenny About Animal Dogma- 4hrs
Make Comic Book Ram Stop a Schism- 4hrs
A Satyrical Sabbatical Pt. 4
Comic Book Ram starts
Ned: Hey there, Satan-arino!
Comic Book Ram: I’m a ram, not Satan.
Ned: Anything with cloven hooves makes you devilish! You seem forlorn and lonely. Where are all your new “followers”?
Comic Book Ram: Ugh, I’m trying to avoid them! They’ve taken my simple philosophy of life and turned it into a treatise for hating each other. Worst. Followers. Ever.
Ned: That’s how the ol’ prophet business goes. Say, what if I took those followers off your hands…or hooves. You could spend more time waxin’ those horns of yours.
Comic Book Ram: Your pews are a bit empty these days, I take it?
Ned: You just do your best to give those followers a good scare so they come running back to the church.
Comic Book Ram: I can put the fear of God…or the devil in them!
Ned: I never like sayin’ it but… All Hail, Satan!
Make Comic Book Ram Scare the Locals- 12hrs
Make Flanders Direct People Back to Church- 8hrs
Make Springfielders Flee the Scary Horned Man- x5. 8hrs
A Satyrical Sabbatical Pt. 5
Comic Book Ram starts
Panther Marge: So, you scared off all those humans following you around?
Comic Book Ram: They’re so needy! I don’t see how they live the way they do.
Panther Marge: For sure. Basking in the sun without a care in the world…this is the life!
Homer: I’m stuck. Can someone roll me over?
Panther Marge: Ugh. Some of us are better suited as half animals than others.
Make Comic Book Ram Relax and Enjoy the Animal Lifestyle- 4hrs
Make Panther Marge Put Oil on Walrus Homer’s Belly- 4hrs
Make Humans Live a Stressful Existence- x5. 4hrs
Comic Book Ram’s Permanent Tasks:
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Wax Horns | 1hr | $70, 17xp | Hibbert’s Island Bungalow/Springfield Park |
| Relax and Enjoy the Animal Lifestyle | 4hrs | $175, 45xp | Hibbert Island Bungalow/Springfield Park |
| Preach About Satyrism | 8hrs | $275, 70xp | Outside/Visual |
| Scare the Locals | 12hrs | $420, 100xp | Outside/Visual |
| Catch Up on Radioactive Man Comics | 24hrs | $600, 150xp | Android’s Dungeon/Coolsville |
And that’s it my friends, the details on Comic Book Ram!
Up next? Nothing, you’ve finished Act 3! Nothing to do but sit back and wait for Act 4 to start up on Tuesday…
Thoughts on act 3? Comic Book Ram? Questline? Tasks? How are you doing with the prize track? Still, working on it? Sound off below!