Badabum badabum badabum badadbumbumbum (phonetic NFL intro lol). Sorry for the cheesyness but I’m just a happy Wookiee. Loving the Valentine’s Event so far even if it is a bit too pink for my tastes. Before every event, I usually get the chance to rap about items I’d like to see in the game (part 1 and part 2). I initially didn’t think there’d be much VD stuff that I’d want, but I surprised myself by finding a lot. Of course, you poop in one hand and wish in the other and we all know how that turns out, but I actually got one right (two if you count the grocery store in Level 38).
Woo hoo… Free new building for Krustyland! Sure we have to complete another wheel to get it but with everything in the game practically demanding the collection of hearts, it’s a winning situation. For more on the wheel, check out this post by Alissa.
The Tunnel of Love is not originally from KL (i.e. in The Simpsons Ride), but it fits right in. The addition of this actually makes me really happy because this could mean more non-Krustyland amazingness might make its way into our theme park. Can you say Duff Gardens and Itchy & Scratchy Land?
The Tunnel of Love comes from Season 19, Episode 12: “Love, Springfieldian Style”.
“Ahhh, the tunnel of love. Nothing gets a woman into your arms faster than scary robots and simulated privacy.” ~ Homer
This episode is broken into three segments featuring stories about love. The stories are told by Homer, Bart and Lisa after Marge & Homer get stuck in the Tunnel of Love ride. Bart put Jell-O into the water which solidified and jammed up the ride.
NOTE TO READERS: As a young Wookiee, I thought this might also work in the toilet. Alas, gelatin solidifies much slower in real life.
Homer took Marge to the carnival for Valentine’s Day. Just like losing the kids in the mall during Christmas, it gives them 2 hours alone without the kiddos. Of course this logic fails because they end up story-telling with the children later but oh well. It’s a pretty funny episode (especially if you like Bonnie & Clyde, Lady & the Tramp or Sid & Nancy) and the Tunnel of Love is rad.
And there you go… quick reference to something new and cool in TSTO. Now get out there and be somebody! This new ride should easily be ours.
Just keep spinning, just keep spinning, what do we do, we spin, spin…
TTFN… Wookiee out!
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