Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Level 43 brought a much needed update to the often forgotten Krustyland! Not only did we see new rides, restaurants & decorations but we also saw, for the first time, a new character introduced through Krustyland! Princess Penelope brings humor & fun back to Krustyland & keeps us tapping those tickets, at least for 1 week anyway!
While we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ walkthrough up since the update first hit (you can view it here) I know many of you still love going back and reading old walkthroughs. They’re great if you missed any of the dialogue while playing the level, or if you just want to know what to expect when you reach Level 43. So for those that may have missed it (or for those of you that want to live it again)…I bring you all the fun and humor of Princess Penelope & Level 43…..
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 1
Krusty starts
Krusty: Get me my lawyer! The Krustyland Shuttle has an advertisement for a new feature called “Princess Penelope’s Palace”. I never ordered that!
Blue Haired Lawyer: Remember when you were going to marry Princess Penelope? Well, in your prenup you gave her 50% of Krustyland. And now she wants control.
Krusty: But I never even married her!
Blue Haired Lawyer: Turns out “marriage” wasn’t a requirement. I guess I did a pretty bad job negotiating that prenup. But I was in love with love!
Krusty: I hope you at least got me something in return.
Blue Haired Lawyer: She agreed to wait until you reached age 70 to get the remaining half.
Krusty: Good work. My doctor says there’s no way I’m living past 63.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Princess Penelope also wishes to expand the appeal of the Park with a couple of new “family friendly” attractions. Think more balloon, less beer.
Krusty: What?! She’s pretty demanding for a 27 year old non-ex-wife in an overpriced dollar store costume.
Blue Haired Lawyer: And she’ll also need you to build a giant wheel in her honor.
Krusty: OH FOR THE LOVE OF….
Place Balloons– Place 2 Balloons in Krustyland (Scratchy and Poochie are freemium, Itchy is premium)
Reach Level 43 and Build Krusty’s Giant Wheel– 4,000 Tickets, 24hr build.
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 2
Krusty starts
Krusty: I was in love with Princses Penelope, and she dumped me like poop from a cruise ship. She can have her stupid “palace”, but I never want to see her face again. Wait, what the hell is that?
Blue Haired Lawyer: We’re projecting her giant face on low-flying clouds.
Krusty: Turn it off!
Blue Haired Lawyer: It’s doubled park attendance.
Krusty: Turn it on!
Send Park Goers to Ride Krusty’s Giant Wheel– 2hrs, x10. Earns 33tickets and 27xp for freemium and 50 tickets and 40xp for Premium . Send 10 characters to ride Krusty’s Wheel in Krustyland…
Here’s a list of who you can send:
Bart, Carl, Skinner, Nelson, Eddie, Lou, Squeaky Voiced Teen, Martin, Comic Book Guy, Milhouse, Homer, Lisa, Otto, Sideshow Mel, Marge, Wiggum, Lenny, Moleman, Kearney, Cletus, Princess Penelope & Sherri & Terri
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 3
Princess Penelope starts
Princess Penelope: Hello, Krusty. I hope you’re not still mad I broke off our relationship.
Krusty: Actually, it’s real nice to see you. And I gotta say you’ve really fixed up this piece of crap theme park.
Princess Penelope: Well, I just planted some flowers around the crap pieces.
Krusty: Oh, I love flowers. Lotus blossoms, opium poppies, ‘shrooms. They’re flowers, right?
Princess Penelope: Let’s plant some together. And afterwards I’ll stroke your brow and sing you your favorite song.
Krusty: “You’re A Cuddly Wuddly Krusty”? Oh boy!
Plant some Krustyland Flowers- x10. Plant 10 flowers around Krustyland.
Make Princess Penelope Play A Princess Song- 8hrs, Earns 82 tickets, 70xp
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 4
Princess Penelope starts
Princess Penelope: Krusty, we need to talk. Can we go somewhere quiet and safe?
Krusty: Not in Krustyland.
Princess Penelope: Let’s take a ride on the giant wheel. At least we’ll be above the never-ending smell of churros.
Krusty: Actually, I installed churro scent nozzles in every car ont he giant wheel. Half the park income comes from churros. Interesting fact.
Make Penelope and Krusty Take a Ride on Krusty’s Giant Wheel- 12hrs, Earns 252 Tickets, 200xp.
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 5
Krusty starts
Krusty: So why’d you ask me on that rickety death ride, the park’s safest and most modern attraction?
Princess Penelope: I had something dramatic to tell you, but I was a little nervous!
Krusty: Well, spit it out!
Princess Penelope: We have a son!
Krusty: A son?! Glurg.
Make Krusty Recover from a small Heart Attack– 12hrs, Earns 126 tickets, 100xp
Princess Penelope: I named him after you and me: Shmoikel Mountbatten Hapsburg Hohenzollern Mulan Pocahontas.
Krusty: Well, at least there won’t be any other kids with the same name in his kindergarten class.
Princess Penelope: Oh, he’s not in kindergarten. He’s 25.
Krusty: But you’re only 27. How is that possible?
Princess Penelope: I dunno. Maybe he didn’t play enough freemium mobile games. Nothing keeps you young like playing freemium mobile games.
Krusty: That’s extremely unlikely.
Princess Penelope: Well, if anyone has another explanation, tweet it to #TappedOutShmoikel. If we think your idea is funny, we might give you something special, like I don’t know, a GAZILLION donuts!
Krusty: Fat chance! Anyway, let’s assume we’ve got a grown-up son and get on with the story.
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 6
Krusty starts
Krusty: So what’s this son of mine like, anyway?
Princess Penelope: He’s obese, a high school dropout, and has recurring jaundice. He spends his days playing weird board games with his friends and he likes to kiss me on the lips.
Krusty: *groan* When women tell me they’ve had my secret baby, they never say “and he’s a genius”.
Princess Penelope: He just needs someone to give him a job with real responsibility. Of course, if you did that he’d probably be so busy you’d never see him.
Krusty: You had me at “never see him”!
Princess Penelope: …..That’s why I’ve decided we should put him in charge of Krustyland!
Krusty: Glurg!
Make Krusty Recover from a small Heart Attack– 12hrs, Earns 126 tickets, 100xp
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 7
Krusty starts
Krusty: As long as I own half of Krustyland, I’m not putting some kid in charge. This is a job for a sensible adult who can make reasoned, mature decisions.
Princess Penelope: Then how about we play a hand of poker. Winner gets all of Krustyland.
Krusty: A crazy gamble? Done.
Build the Duff Pavilion
Make Krusty and Princess Penelope Play Poker- 12hrs, Earns 252 tickets, 200xp
Krusty: I can’t believe I lost.
Princess Penelope: That’s because “three of the same color” isn’t a poker hand.
Krusty: Don’t tell the monkey that. It’s the only way I ever beat him. Well, you own all the park now. Have fun with it. You’ll be the first person who ever did.
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 8
Lisa starts
Lisa: Wow, I love what Krusty’s son has done with Krustyland. Especially for a guy that never appears.
Marge: It’s so clean! He’s even added a private room for nursing mothers, instead of that bench next to where guys line up to get into the men’s toilet.
Lisa: I like how instead of sullen teens manning the food kiosks, ti’s now disengaged hipsters.
Sherri (or is it Terri?): Come on! Princess Penelope is giving a free concert at Sleeping Itchy’s Castle.
Terri (or is it Sherry?): I’m gonna whip myself into a princess frenzy and the go nuts at the Enchanted Cave of Tie-In Merchandise.
Make Marge and Lisa Go to a Princess Penelope Concert– 12hrs, Earns 252 Tickets, 200xp
Make Princess Penelope Perform a Concert- 12hrs, Earns 126 tickets, 100xp
Make Sherri and Terri Go to a Princess Penelope Concert- 12hrs, Earns 180 tickets, 150xp (only if you have Sherri and Terri will this come up)
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 9
Marge starts
Marge: Isn’t this nice? Princess Penelope is playing guitar and singing in a carriage. Wait. Where did that driving beat drop from?
Sherri (or is it Terri?): Who are all those male dancers?
Terri (or is it Sherry?): Why is she ripping off her dress?
Marge: She’s Alaska Nebraska-ing her kid-friendly image!
Make Marge Cover Lisa’s Eyes- 12hrs, Earns 126 tickets, 100xp
Make Lisa Struggle to Peek- 12hrs, Earns 126 tickets, 100xp
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 10
Krusty starts
Krusty: I gotta say, our kid’s done a great job with Krustyland.
Princess Penelope: We learned a valuable lesson about parenting too.
Krusty: Yea. Stay out of the picture for 25 years, then give them everything you own, and things will be fine. It worked for Rupert Murdoch. Will I ever actually get to see my 25 year old son?
Princess Penelope: No, Krusty. He’s returned to where he came from: the Land of People Who Are Only Needed for Plot Points. It’s next to MacGuffin island. You know. I’ve reserved the penthouse at the Krustyland Hotel. It comes with two white tigers. Would you like to be the third….?
Krusty: Shmlug
Make Krusty Recover from a small Heart Attack– 12hrs, Earns 126 tickets, 100xp