“Holy G-force Batman… the blood’s rushing to my head!”
Back alley rhinoplasty? Tummy-tuck combo with calf implants on the side? French thighs? What the heck is going on in my beloved Springfield? Well my fellow tappereenos, looks like EA decided to go full L.A. culture on us and added a plastic surgery center to our games lol. I thought it only appropriate to let y’all know just where the new Thanksgiving Event building comes from. Let’s take a look at the origin of the Stomach Staples Center.
This building pays out $120 and 12 XP every 6 hrs for “Bypassing Duodena”. As a fan of the L.A. Kings, I love the joke combining an Los Angeles Building and the stereotype that everyone there gets plastic surgery. Very punny Simpsons writers, very punny.
This beaut of a building comes to us in “Large Marge” (S14:E4). Let’s just say this episode has to do with Marge getting an “upgrade”. As we do like to think of this as a family friendly site, I’ll leave the rest up to your remembrance or viewing of the episode. If you ever wanted to see Presidents Carter, George H. W. Bush and Clinton as the 3 stooges, this episode is for you. It also features El Homo and voice appearances by Adam West, Burt Ward and the Baha Men.
Towards the beginning of the episode, Homer gets mistaken for a single man and Marge feels less than perfect after thinking Homer is flirting with single women Silly Marge, you should never feel that way, you’re a stone cold fox IMHO. After some terrible advice from Manjula, Marge decides she just needs some LIP-o-suction to make her attractive to Homer. As the receptionist calls it, a 10-minute suck & tuck. But where does one go for plastic surgery in Springfield? Easy peazy… the Stomach Staples Center.
If you know the episode, a “simple mistake” is made (aka the word of the day) and Marge’s maguppies become bazongas. As Lisa puts it, her “endowments are bigger than Harvard’s.”
And that really is it for the appearance by our new item. As a bonus for you all… this episode also shows Manjula a la her 8 hr task to “Look After the Octuplets” and has a appearance by Stampy at the Shoe Expo.
No matter what, this item was FREE and didn’t even make us wait longer than 6 seconds to enjoy it. Not too shabby at all. Keep on tapping in the free world my friends.
TTFN… Wookiee out!