Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Ol’ Gil arrives in Springfield with another premium pusher to ponder. This time Gil brings us a steal of a deal on the Ajax Steel Mill and Roscoe!
Roscoe does come with a short little questline, something to keep you busy tappin’. So let’s take a look at Roscoe’s questline, and his work to turn the mill into Ajax by day and the Anvil by night….
Mo-thusiasm Pt. 1
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Homer, this steel mill’s turned out to be a real fixer-upper! To pay for the renovations, I’m going to use the space at night as a gay dance bar for moustached men: “The Anvil.”
Homer: Heh heh, let’s see Flanders try to spin this as a miracle!
Roscoe: Does this Flanders guy perchance have a moustache? I need to hire some go-go dancers.
Homer: Then let’s go-go meet him! Flanders, your happy days are over. Get ready to be like the rest of us!
Make Roscoe Chat with Flanders- 8hrs, Earns $695, 175xp (Requires Flanders)
Flanders: Wow, Homer, two miracles in one day. First the steel mill, and then you introduce me to Roscoe!
Homer: What the–? You LIKED meeting Roscoe?
Flanders: I gave him some renovation tips from my experience remodeling my baptistery. Helped me meet my monthly help-thy-neighbor quota.
Homer: But didn’t you get freaked out when he asked you to be a go-go dancer?
Flanders: He said I could wear khakis over the thong. How could I refuse? I’ll be working Tuesdays and Thursdays — stop by and say hi!
Mo-thusiasm Pt. 2
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Hey Ned, mind if I ask you for some business advice?
Flanders: Sure, I love pain-free ways of superficially showing tolerance!
Roscoe: So, if past experience is a guide, church-going males are an important potential customer base for my gay dance club. What’s the best way to reach that audience?
Flanders: You know, many people don’t realize the New Testament has a lot to say about New Media…
Make Ned Give Business Tips- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Make Roscoe Take Notes- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Mo-thusiasm Pt. 3
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Welcome Ned, to the grand opening of The Anvil!
Flanders: Opening? Shouldn’t you be closing? It’s midnight.
Roscoe: Apparently you’re unaware that in the EDM-based male-dance-club subculture, things only really get going after midnight.
Make Springfielders Get Down at the Anvil- x10. Send 10 adult Springfielders to the Anvil. 4hrs. Earns $260, 70xp Freemium and Premium
Make Roscoe Play Hard- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Flanders: I’m beginning to regret giving you all that advice.
Roscoe: What, can’t you handle this much scantily-clad stache?
Flanders: I’m perfectly comfortable in my stachehood. But it’s after midnight on a Saturday, which means it’s technically Sunday! This is sacreligious!
If you’ve unlocked Smithers the following questline will then trigger for you:
Dance Off
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Sorry about the long line to get in, but I need to make the place seem exclusive. Anybody have enough stache to challenge me to a waiting line dance-off?
Duffman: Duffman has free beer for the winner! And free glow sticks for anyone who wants to look like an idiot!
Smithers: I’m always up for a competition to erase my childhood memories of athletic ineptitude. Challenge accepted!
Make Roscoe Dance Outside the Ajax Steel Mill- 5hrs, Earns $300, 75xp
Make Smithers Dance Outside the Ajax Steel Mill- 5hrs, Earns $300, 75xp
Make Duffman Dance Outside the Ajax Steel Mill (if you have him)- 5hrs, Earns $300, 75xp
And that my friends concludes the short premium questline for Roscoe!
What are your thoughts on Roscoe’s questline? Did you spend the donuts to bring him to your Springfield? Where have you placed the mill? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!