Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
So yesterday saw the arrival of a “creepy” Halloween Gil Deal for the Sepulcher of Evil. For 225 donuts this large evil decoration could be yours.
We broke down the pros and cons of this Gil Deal yesterday, and one of the pros is that it came with a questline for Mr. Burns. It’s a 5 part questline full of some fun and humor, with an awesome task for Burnsy at the Sepulcher of Evil.
So let’s take a look at the walkthrough that appears if/when you purchase this Gil Deal…and just what Evil Mr. Burns has planned!
Book of Machinations Pt. 1
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Now, what evil shall I summon first? I know! I’ll open my trusty Necronomicon, close my eyes and point to a name at random. I call forth….I hope I’m pronouncing this right….Khnasec!
Make Mr. Burns Summon a Forgotten God- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Mr. Burns: Now, my amorphous servant, fly into the night sky, tumult in your wake, and bring about dystopia such as this planet has never seen!
Khnasec: Nah, I don’t wanna do that.
Mr. Burns: But…you’re…hellspawn. You love chaos and pain.
Khnasec: Yes, I like doing stuff like that. I just don’t wanna do it for you.
Mr. Burns: But I summoned you. You are my slave.
Khnasec: True. But I’m Khnasec the Insubordinate. My whole deal is disobeying orders from my superior. So…
Mr. Burns: Useless! Just go away.
Khnasec: Nope. I’m staying.
Mr. Burns: SHUT UP!
Khnasec: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Book of Machinations Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: That was a lesson learned, I have to be more careful in choosing which nightmare to summon into my presence. I shall leave the choice to an advisor….Whose name I shall pick out of this hat.
Make Burns Pick a Name From his Hat- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Book of Machinations Pt. 3
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Homer Simpson. I need you to consult my book of evil and find me a name….
Homer: I don’t need a book, I can come up with names for you. Let’s see…Burnsy…Spot-head…Skeletor…
Mr. Burns: No! I need you to read and research the Book of Evil and find a suitable entity to do my bidding.
Homer: Read and research, huh? Would you be cool knowing my 8-year-old daughter did the work, or do you want me to pretend that I did it?
Mr. Burns: Bah, I’ll do it myself!
Make Burns Search for an Occult Terror- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Book of Machinations Pt.4
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Oooh, what a vast and varied selection of evils! The challenge is choosing just one! Ah, but Swr’glthun the Star-Eater…This is a demon after my own heart! I’ll have to put extra security around the heart valve. The entire organ repository for that matter. Still….I summon him!
Make Burns Summon Swr’glthun- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Mr. Burns: As your summoner, I command you to achieve what I could not…Obliterate the sun!
Swr’glthun: As my master wishes! There. It is done.
Mr. Burns: Um…I’m sorry, I still see the sun. It’s right there.
Swr’glthun: Yes, but the process of annihilation has begun! It will no longer bother you in just 5 million years.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! Until then, let’s act as if nothing is going on.
Book of Machinations Pt. 5
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Now, what other trouble can I stir up…
Make Mr. Burns Read from the Necronomicon- x3. 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp. Will spawn nightmares each time.
And that my friends concludes this short little questline for Mr. Burns!
What are your thoughts on the questline? Did you purchase the Sepulcher of Evil? Passing? Glad you at least got to see what you’re missing? If you did purchase it, where have you placed it in your Springfield? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
-Alissa