Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
The Thanksgiving Event hit our devices recently and a fun little event rolled out with it. An event filled with a series of prizes, with the final prize being King-Size Homer! Of course King-Size Homer comes with his very own questline, something to keep you playing after you unlock all the prizes…
While we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ version of the questline up for a while now, we know some of you like the full dialogue versions just in case you missed something while tapping along. So let’s take a look at the full dialogue version of King-Size Homer’s questline now…
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 1
King-size Homer starts
Homer: Hey, look at me! I’m enormous! The jiggling fat is mesmerizing.
Marge: This is terrible, Homie. Can you even move yourself around?
Homer: Not without a lot of effort. And effort is the one thing the fat man avoids. Like every great person of girth, I will preserve my dignity by riding around on a tiny scooter.
Make King-Size Homer Ride Around Town- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Mr. Burns: Smithers, please tell me that lard-filled balloon I just saw riding around town doesn’t work for me.
Smithers: I’m afraid so, sir. Homer Simpson.
Mr. Burns: I won’t have fatties around the plant. They always turn out to be wise-offs or union men.
Smithers: It’s against labor regulations to fire a man because he’s overweight.
Mr. Burns: I suppose it’s against labor regulations to drop him through my trap door.
Smithers: No, but I don’t think he’d fit.
Mr. Burns: Damn it, Smithers, you’re the one who told me to save money by going for the medium diameter trap door! I guess we’ll just have to let him work from home.
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 2
King-size Homer starts
Bart: Dad, do we really have to go to the beach? First off, you’re wearing a Speedo, and second, I can’t even see it because of your fat folds.
Homer: Yes… I’m definitely… wearing something… under my fat folds.
Make King-Size Homer Let it All Hang Out at the Beach- 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp
Bart: Hey everyone, check out the white whale that beached itself!
Lenny: It’s so sad and ugly. Grab it’s flesh bags and roll it into the water.
Homer: I’m not a white whale, I’m a lightly tanned fatso! Don’t treat me like an animal.
Moe: Like an animal is also how we treat fat people.
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 3
King-size Homer starts
Marge: Homer, this is ridiculous. Your mass is so large you have two small moons orbiting you.
Homer: Marge, that’s offensive fat-shaming. It’s not my fault that God made me a man who chose to get gigantic so he could work from home. I’m going to find a fat support group on the internet. No matter how crazy your ideas are, there’s always 200 people online who’ll agree with you.
Make King-Size Homer Chat Online with a Fat Support Group- 16hrs, Earns $500, 125xp
Bart: Hey Homer, you learning anything from your online fat support group?
Homer: Yes. Nothing puts on weight like freemium gaming.
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 4
King-size Homer starts
Homer: Marge, my dinner! Something happened to it. Something awful!
Marge: I made you a salad.
Homer: But I’m a growing boy! I put on over fifty pounds just today. I’m going to the place where they support and love the chronically obese: Krusty Burger.
Lisa: You were banned from Krusty Burger because the sight of you was scaring other diners into wanting to eat healthier.
Bart: Also, you couldn’t fit through the door.
Homer: They foiled me with their normal-sized doors. But they can’t keep me out of the drive-thru.
Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Make King-Size Homer Walk Through Drive-Thru- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Squeaky Voiced Teen: I’m sorry, sir, but the drive-thru is cars only.
Homer: Are you saying I can’t eat here because I’m a person?
Squeaky Voiced Teen: I’m saying you weigh as much as a truck, and you’ll damage the pavement.
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 5
King-size Homer starts
Marge: Homer, I’ve been hoping you’ll come to your senses and lose some weight, but it just isn’t happening. So I have no choice but to use extremely wifely measures.
Homer: If you mean you’re going to deny me sex, when I’m this fat that’s a little redundant.
Marge: I’m going to nag you.
Homer: The ultimate weapon! Well, do your worst.
Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Make Marge Nag Homer About His Weight- 30m, Earns $40, 10xp
Make Homer Get Whipped into Shape- 30m, Earns $80, 20xp (requires Mr. Burns)
Lisa: Mom, your nagging worked! Dad is thin again.
Marge: Actually, I didn’t nag your father. I nagged Sky Finger. That person can do anything.
This completes the King-size Homer’s questline…
What are your thoughts on King-size Homer’s questline? Thoughts on the Thanksgiving Event? Have you earned King-Size Homer yet? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!