Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
This morning, in addition to a variety of other things, an episode tie-in dropped in our pocket-sized Springfields! This tie-in severs as a teaser for Sunday’s new episode of The Simpsons. The tie-in comes with it’s own questline, which will unlock a free item for Springfield with it, titled STEM Vs. Them.
Let’s take a look at the full dialogue walkthrough for STEM Vs. Them…
STEM Vs. Them Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: We’re headed to the STEM conference! Somebody pinch me! NOT LITERALLY, BART.
Bart: What does STEM stand for? Stupid, Terrible, and Extremely Meh?
Lisa: I’m just excited we’re going to see the Visible Man!
Homer: It’s IN-visible man, Lisa. You don’t know much about horror movies, do you?
Make Lisa Explain What STEM Stands For- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Place Life-Sized Visible Man- Free
Tap Life-Sized Visible Man
Lisa: The anatomically correct, life-sized, inside-out man. Your giant heart is almost as big as your giant lungs, kidneys, and pancreas.
Bart: Ugh, we better get out of here — looks like he ate a really big lunch.
Lisa: It doesn’t matter — my heart fills with song… uh-oh. You’re right. Let’s get out of here!
STEM Vs. Them Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: SCIENCE AND MATH, SCIENCE AND MATH…
Bart: SMELL MY BURPS, AND FEEL MY WRATH! *burps*
Lisa: Bart!!!
Bart: I’m a natural songbird — and so’s my butt. *farts*
Lisa: I just want a boy to share my love of song, over a nice vegetarian lunch.
Ralph: I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food…
Lisa: I WANT A DREAMBOAT, NOT ONE OF THESE DUMMIES…
Bart: MY MOM IS A SCOLD, AND MY DAD IS A RUMMY…
Homer: Why you little…
Make Lisa Sing Nerdy Songs- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Bart Tease Lisa- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
STEM Vs. Them Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: Go ahead and tease me — you’re really just teasing yourselves.
Nelson: Stop teasing yourself! Stop teasing yourself!
Bart: Dude, we’re supposed to be tormenting Lisa, not each other. Eyes on the prize!
Lisa: It’s perfectly reasonable for me to want a boy who understands me!
Bart: If by “a boy who understands you”, you mean one who understands your singing is terrible.
Nelson: Yeah, Lisa! Your singing sounds about as good as your face looks.
Bart: That’s more like it. I knew you had it in you.
Lisa: Nelson, I don’t know why you’re hanging out around me. We broke up, so you shouldn’t be back in my life! Why tease me now?
Nelson: I secretly dig you. Plus, Mom’s passed out on the stoop. Can’t get in the house.
Make Lisa Note be Understood by Others- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
STEM Vs. Them Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: Uh-oh… I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu. I’LL NEVER SAY SORRY FOR LOVING MATH AND SCIENCE. AGAINST IGNORANCE, I WILL ALWAYS SHOW MY DEFIANCE!
Ralph: MOMMY WON’T LET ME TOUCH ANY APPLIANCE.
Nelson: Don’t worry, Lis. I’ll be there to pick you up after every failed relationship, probably ’til you’re in high school, and I’m in juvie!
Make Lisa Sing- 4hrs, Earns $260,75xp
Make Nelson Lie in Wait for Lisa- 4hrs, Earns $260, 75xp
Lisa: Where’s that piano music coming from? Is that a boy who knows the beauty of jazz? It’s America’s only true art form — and it’s least popular!
What are your thoughts on the STEM vs Them questline? How far have you gotten with it? What do you think will happen in Sunday’s episode? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!