Haw-Haw Land Episode Tie-In: STEM Vs. Them Walkthrough

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

This morning, in addition to a variety of other things, an episode tie-in dropped in our pocket-sized Springfields!  This tie-in severs as a teaser for Sunday’s new episode of The Simpsons.  The tie-in comes with it’s own questline, which will unlock a free item for Springfield with it, titled STEM Vs. Them.

Let’s take a look at the full dialogue walkthrough for STEM Vs. Them…

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 1
Lisa starts

Lisa: We’re headed to the STEM conference! Somebody pinch me! NOT LITERALLY, BART.
Bart: What does STEM stand for? Stupid, Terrible, and Extremely Meh?
Lisa: I’m just excited we’re going to see the Visible Man!
Homer: It’s IN-visible man, Lisa. You don’t know much about horror movies, do you?
Make Lisa Explain What STEM Stands For- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Place Life-Sized Visible Man-
Tap Life-Sized Visible Man

The anatomically correct, life-sized, inside-out man. Your giant heart is almost as big as your giant lungs, kidneys, and pancreas.
Bart: Ugh, we better get out of here — looks like he ate a really big lunch.
Lisa: It doesn’t matter — my heart fills with song… uh-oh. You’re right. Let’s get out of here!

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 2
Lisa starts

Lisa: Bart!!!
Bart: I’m a natural songbird — and so’s my butt. *farts*
Lisa: I just want a boy to share my love of song, over a nice vegetarian lunch.
Ralph:  I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food…
Homer: Why you little…
Make Lisa Sing Nerdy Songs- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Bart Tease Lisa- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 3
Lisa starts

Lisa: Go ahead and tease me — you’re really just teasing yourselves.
Nelson: Stop teasing yourself! Stop teasing yourself!
Bart: Dude, we’re supposed to be tormenting Lisa, not each other. Eyes on the prize!
Lisa: It’s perfectly reasonable for me to want a boy who understands me!
Bart: If by “a boy who understands you”, you mean one who understands your singing is terrible.
Nelson: Yeah, Lisa! Your singing sounds about as good as your face looks.
Bart: That’s more like it. I knew you had it in you.
Lisa: Nelson, I don’t know why you’re hanging out around me. We broke up, so you shouldn’t be back in my life! Why tease me now?
Nelson: I secretly dig you. Plus, Mom’s passed out on the stoop. Can’t get in the house.
Make Lisa Note be Understood by Others- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 4
Lisa starts

Lisa: Uh-oh… I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu.  I’LL NEVER SAY SORRY FOR LOVING MATH AND SCIENCE.  AGAINST IGNORANCE, I WILL ALWAYS SHOW MY DEFIANCE!
Nelson: Don’t worry, Lis. I’ll be there to pick you up after every failed relationship, probably ’til you’re in high school, and I’m in juvie!
Make Lisa Sing- 4hrs, Earns $260,75xp
Make Nelson Lie in Wait for Lisa- 4hrs, Earns $260, 75xp
Lisa: Where’s that piano music coming from? Is that a boy who knows the beauty of jazz? It’s America’s only true art form — and it’s least popular!

What are your thoughts on the STEM vs Them questline?  How far have you gotten with it?  What do you think will happen in Sunday’s episode?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

27 responses to “Haw-Haw Land Episode Tie-In: STEM Vs. Them Walkthrough

  1. Why is the Hee Haw menu empty? I never saw anything in it. Still dont

  2. Hello
    Do you only get the tie in questing if you purchase the new stem building and Brendan?

  3. I got the Questline out of the way asap …. Sunday night’s Episode was “meh” (I’m not saying every Simpson’s Episode needs to be an A+, but this was a D for me) …. so now I’m left to ponder putting this “anatomically correct, life-sized, inside-out man” Decor in Storage (thankfully, we didn’t have to spend $ on it!)

  4. I have nothing for HawHaw land available in inventory. Shows there are 8 days to get the items, but there aren’t any items to get.

  5. Lmbo at the Hemi cream thing. Guess I am fortunate as I don’t get any ads for this at all.
    As for the Lisa is involved to much…really? I completed her tasks quickly and have moved on to claiming my second goal in the political thing we are not supposed to talk about😜
    This game is by far the most fair in all events. Keep it up y’all!
    Happy New Year

    • Tracy-1ltwoody920

      As far as “not taking about it…”
      I’m going to mess up the quote but, here goes……
      People who like sausage or the Law should watch neither being made.
      For me, it ain’t the ‘what’ or the ‘who’ but the ‘how’ that disturbs me.
      Besides the sun will rise tomorrow
      and ‘Cubbies’ fans WERE correct—
      “There’s always next year”

      😱Oh my golly! You did it exactly as I told you! 😱

  6. I decided to get this questline out of the way first. Can’t see it affecting the mini-event questline. Lisa needs to be cloned at times though!

  7. why have they done this at the same time as the min event as lisa is needed for both

    • It’s typical of them. They want you to blow donuts and feel the need to spend money in order to feel like you’re going to finish the quest lines. Don’t sweat it. Get done what you can. The sun will still rise tomorrow!

  8. So I have 170 characters, but for some reason I need Lisa for tasks on the 2 events that are going on at the same time?! Right now one thing is delaying the other… hello EA, I have 169 other characters who could be used instead of Lisa…!

    • I’m ot as annoyed by the need for more Lisas as I am that when I am making monorail tracks (and earning donuts) there is a vastly disproportionate call for the aluminum cans.

      Does anyone else have this issue?

  9. Wasn’t Otto a stonecutter……

  10. Tracy-1ltwoody920

    Looking at Character Groups and I am now missing a “Kid”
    To the right of “Janey”
    Perhaps I’m getting senile?
    Or, has a character been added?
    Back to sleep 😴 😴

  11. I know getting advertising for this sire is necessary(everyone needs to pay the bills), but the latest ads are pretty annoying/disgusting.
    The last thing I want to see flashing in between the comments is hemmeroid cream ads. I’m sure there ate plenty of other sponsors out there that would love to support the Simpsons and EA.

    • Please read this post…


      We have no control over the ads you see on this site.

      • Might also be worth pointing out that the ads are often based on previous searches on the computer (I currently see Aladdin ads, because I am thinking about taking the missus to see the play).

        Also, are haemorrhoid ads a lot more graphic where you are from?! Not sure showing a tube of cream can be called ‘disgusting’…

      • Do you have control over the mute button? Because it doesn’t work on any of the ads that play. I often have to mute my computer audio to escape these ads. The ad’s auto start, no pause option, and no mute option. they also tend to hijack the scroll-ability of the page. i usually am scrolling down to find the comments or just trying to read all of a post and i find i can’t scroll away from the ad. The screen keeps jumping back to the ad as i scroll. Lots of sites have and rely on ads, but i’ve never seen a site where they work like this…

    • the ads in wordpress are from Google Ads, everyone will get different ads depending on their browser/google history. mine currently showing airlines ads because in the last few days i was looking for some airline tickets. i dont want to offend you, but apparently google thinks you are a potential buyer for hemorrhoids cream.

      anyway here’s an excerpt from Google Ads explanation (https://support.google.com/adsense/troubleshooter/1631343):
      Google shows you ads based on many factors, including:
      1. Types of websites you visit, and mobile apps you have on your device
      2. Cookies on your browser and the settings in your Google Account
      3. Websites and apps you’ve visited that belong to businesses that advertise with Google
      4. Your activity on another device
      5. Previous interactions with Google’s ads or advertising services
      6. Your Google Account activity and information

      Google has put a small X button in the upper right hand of the ads and you can choose to close or even report the ads that you don’t want to see

      • Aaah, yes…
        That is why I only see ads for donating to charities benefiting puppies and children as well as exercise equipment and those pesky wholesale diamond ads.

    • Is that really offensive? It’s a topical cream.

    • I don’t know. I’m always see computing stuff and video games ads so I really don’t care.

      Just take it easy, is just a small square with an image or a video, keep scrolling and pass of them

  12. Boooooohoooooo! 😩😭😭😭😩😫
    We have no more Simpsons showing in Australia since channel 10 went i to receivership and was bought out. No longer affiliated with Fox. 😭😭😭😩😩😩😫

    • Can you find them on a streaming service somewhere on the interweb??
      Here in the UK it’s ep2 on Friday on Sky One so we’ll have a chance to see what prompted the tie-in weeks after !!?

    • Wow… I’m Australian and I had no idea about that. I haven’t watched commercial TV for at least 8 years though, as I’ve always had Foxtel. I only cancelled Foxtel a few months ago to get Netflix instead, for 1/10th of the cost. But I don’t think Netflix has Simpsons on it. I do miss the Fox channels on Foxtel with Simpson marathons on all the time. I think you can get Foxtel Now for around $30/m but I’m not sure if that will include channels with The Simpsons.

  13. lorcanthehedgehog

    So far I want to know where to get Brendan

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