The Teaser for this event said, “It’s a battle for the ages! Wait, we mean a battle of the ages – kids and adults are at war in Springfield! But what could cause this generational divide – Unfair bedtimes? Too many vegetables? Territory rights to the town’s new playground? (That last one was so specific it has to be true). Can Bart lead the youths to victory over Homer’s aged army and claim Springfield’s new Mega Playscape?
Uhm. OK…
This is the kind of event where you really need a “program to keep track of the players.” Bart Royale is less like a “royal flush,” and more like a game of 52 card pickup! But, that said, we do get a load of new items that are fun, and in some cases darn right rewarding for our efforts!
Let’s take a look at the FIRST Prize(s) of this Event, Bare Bronze. Bart’ homage to “showing his best side.”
There is not much to say…because, frankly, the image leaves one speechless, which is a pretty rare thing for me. The origin of the statue is nebulous at best, as in the TV Series, Bart has “dropped trou” countless times. But, seeing his round, bronzed buns on a pedestal? I will have to find a “special” place for this…
BREAKDOWN
This Event is broken up into 3 Acts, with each Acts containing part of the story. To help you move along with the event you’ll get several prizes per Act. Each prize will either be something fun for Springfield or something to help you move along in the event. For the first act, you’re tasked with collecting Duff Beer (
The first Act 1 Prize awarded at 6,300
Once you’ve collected 6,300
It is a decoration, so doesn’t really earn much (100 game currency and 10XP when you place it). His butt does glitter when touched (but you might want to wear gloves).
However…he DOES earn .50% event currency bonus if placed within the “Defense Perimeter” of the play structure.
It’s fun…it’s Bart’s Butt…what more could you ask for (please don’t turn around, Bart!”
**Improves your Vanity Rating (ironically)
Size: 1×1
Conform-O-Meter Impact: Vanity +10
Build Time: Instant
Animation: Animated when in use
Coming Next?
What do YOU think of Bart’s Butt? Scratch that… no…not his butt…the questions. What do YOU think of Bare Bronze?