Bart Royale Prize Guide: Act 1, Prize 1 Bare Bronze

The Teaser for this event said, “It’s a battle for the ages! Wait, we mean a battle of the ages – kids and adults are at war in Springfield! But what could cause this generational divide – Unfair bedtimes? Too many vegetables? Territory rights to the town’s new playground? (That last one was so specific it has to be true). Can Bart lead the youths to victory over Homer’s aged army and claim Springfield’s new Mega Playscape?

Uhm. OK…

This is the kind of event where you really need a “program to keep track of the players.”  Bart Royale is less like a “royal flush,” and more like a game of 52 card pickup! But, that said, we do get a load of new items that are fun, and in some cases darn right rewarding for our efforts!

Let’s take a look at the FIRST Prize(s) of this Event, Bare Bronze.  Bart’ homage to “showing his best side.”
There is not much to say…because, frankly, the image leaves one speechless, which is a pretty rare thing for me.  The origin of the statue is nebulous at best, as in the TV Series, Bart has “dropped trou” countless times.  But, seeing his round, bronzed buns on a pedestal?  I will have to find a “special” place for this…

This Event is broken up into 3 Acts, with each Acts containing part of the story.  To help you move along with the event you’ll get several prizes per Act.  Each prize will either be something fun for Springfield or something to help you move along in the event.  For the first act, you’re tasked with collecting Duff Beer () to unlock each prize!

The first Act 1 Prize awarded at 6,300  is the Bare Bronze Statue



Once you’ve collected 6,300   you’ll automatically be awarded the Bare Bronze and you’ll see this message popup:

It is a decoration, so doesn’t really earn much (100 game currency and 10XP when you place it). His butt does glitter when touched (but you might want to wear gloves).

However…he DOES earn .50% event currency bonus if placed within the “Defense Perimeter” of the play structure.

It’s fun…it’s Bart’s Butt…what more could you ask for (please don’t turn around, Bart!”

**Improves your Vanity Rating (ironically)
Size: 1×1
Conform-O-Meter Impact: Vanity +10
Build Time: Instant
Animation: Animated when in use

Coming Next?
Training Grounds- 24,600

What do YOU think of Bart’s Butt?  Scratch that… no…not his butt…the questions. What do YOU think of Bare Bronze?

37 responses to “Bart Royale Prize Guide: Act 1, Prize 1 Bare Bronze

  1. I’m liking Bart Royale, but I’m a bit confused right now. I just got the Bare Bronze award and the game is telling me to place a second Mega Playscape for bigger rewards.
    I can’t find a second Mega Playscape anywhere. Unless, they’re doing their usual and making you want items you can’t get until the 2nd or 3rd act…

  2. We have nude statues all over the place here in Las Vegas … so post Event? The Bare Bronze gets moved to the Casinos Section of my Springfield!🤣👍


  3. Hi Jeverly, Do you still have a magnifying glass 🔎 in the top right corner? (next to the task book that is always there) if you do, does anything happen you tap on it? Or if you tap on the playscope (where the adults and children battle) does anything happen? It should let you click start to begin a battle.

    • Thank you for trying to help me! I can send characters to collect beers, but I cannot get any bonus, and my building doesn’t highlight green on the outer edge. The cup on the left hand side ended at pt 7 and it’s been gone ever since. I tried storing and unstoring items and characters, but nothing changed. I also re downloaded the game hoping that would help. Should I just contact EA?

      • Hi Jeverly, you’re welcome, I’m always happy to help when I can. 🙂

        If you can still collect beers, at least that’s one good thing.

        I guess contacting EA is probably the best idea.
        Though they may just say ‘it is a glitch’

        I hope your game fixes. 🙁

  4. Please help! The cup on the task bar disappeared once I placed the scrap heap. I cannot progress any further in the event! What can I do to fix this? 🙁

  5. 🏆Magnificent masterpiece… a fine work of art🏆😉

  6. This makes me think of bender saying kiss my shiny metal @ss

  7. Lol, wow, I only just realised their screen image shows it as $199. 😯😯😯. Perhaps it is to do with the currency conversion or something? Here in Australia the price is $14.99 for the ‘tray of 132 doughnuts’ 🌸🐱🌟

    • Oops, that was meant to be a response to the comment from ‘badbrad’ a few comments down. Silly WordPress. 🐱🌸🌟

  8. Must… drop… pantaloons. 🙂

  9. What a naughty decoration 😛 what will EA think of next.. For now, I have mine placed next to the Principal Skinner ‘ big butt skinner balloon’ I would like it better if it had a ‘building skin’ that could have him with shorts or without shorts. Butt oh well. 🐱🌸🌟

  10. It was ALL worth it for Bart’s shiny metal ass!

  11. It’s not rude! It’s Bart! Just love it!

  12. When this event is over and it’s not needed to defend the base, I will be hard pressed not to replace the Jebediah Springfield statue in my center town square with this Bart statue, lol

  13. Side note: you can place any of the craftables partially in the defensive area and still get the bonus modifier. In other words: the items can be half in and half out of the defense perimeter and still get the full bonus modifier effect.

  14. I’m not offended at all by the statue, but I don’t care for it. So it’s tucked behind the Playscape with just Bart’s face visible.

  15. Can anyone answer me this: Why do certain walls and shrub walls (bramble walls) seem skewed every so often? I fix them, and weeks later they will be uneven, again (This time, it happened after the new event update)

    • It was probably Bart or Nelson who did something to make them uneven. 😛 but I’m not sure, I don’t recall that happening on my game.

    • I can’t answer but it happens to me too. It usually seems to coincide with the big, seasonal updates (ie not every event) but I can’t be certain. If someone has the answer, I’ll be very interested!

  16. I think the statue is hilarious 😆

  17. I had to start over, needed a rollback yesterday evening,
    butt I’ll have this back again soon

  18. This is my favorite decoration of any event so far, will definitely not be going into storage.

  19. The question isn’t “What do you think about it?”, it’s “How do you feel about it?”

    • Says the guy with brAss in his username! LOL!
      This does create all sorts of feelings. Mostly, just raw laughter when I think of the guy who had to animate it…

  20. Helloooo

    I wanna know, do i get 182 donuts by buying this? is that an npc or a character or a skin or what?will you write a post of this item??

  21. Very rude!!!, love it, another statue to add to the list haha

  22. It’s Bart’s bare bottom. How can we not love it??!!?!?!!!

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