OK. So we had “Parent’s Isle” which was a way for parents to escape your children while attending Itchy and Scratchy Land, now, as another form of escape, we are offered the Child Care Center as a Prize.
Actually…at this point, the primary escape I would like, is from this event! I know…everyone has said it. But, the fact is, prizes like these are less than motivating to say the least. But, for those who wonder what the full value of ths prize will be to both the event, and long after the event, I have the details.
Prize: Child Care Center
Size: 5×6
Earns: $90,10xp/4hrs
Build Time: 4hrs
Conform-O-Meter: Obedience +5
Can Be Placed: Grass|Pavement|Boardwalk|Pier|Dirt
What Does It Do: When unlocked Homer has a task there. After questline is over no permanent tasks there.
Child Care Center Task: Homer starts
Homer: Ball pit! Let’s do it!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Marge: Homer, there’s a sign on the wall which reads: CHILDREN ONLY
…Which you’ve just removed…
Homer: Wee-hee!
TASK: Make Homer Test Ball Room in Child Care Center- 4hrs, Earns I&S Currency
So…another decoration…with no real association to the update, except serving as yet another way to dump the kids. (Wasn’t an orphanage, another day care, a military school, a boarding school, and a babysitting service enough?).
OK then. Uninspired, yet admittedly addicted, we will grind on…to the next prize of More Crafting Currency (ugh), and the FINAL PRIZE! Corporal Punishment!!