Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Turkey time in Springfield and this time the cranberry sauce is fighting back!
Remember, this event is designed to follow a series of tasks via the questline to unlock prizes. For each of the parts of the Cranberry Calamity questline, you’ll have to earn 
So let’s take a look at the lone new character on the prize track, the Jelly Monster…
The Jelly Monster is a brand new character for Springfield and part of the Blargsgiving Character Collection:
How You Unlock it:
Cranberry Calamity Pt. 3
Make Homer Feed Patty and Selma to the Sauce- 4hrs
Make Patty Tell Homer He’s Fat as She’s Being Eaten-4hrs
Make Selma Tell Homer He’s Useless as She’s Being Eaten- 4hrs
Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans- x 195.
Once achieved you’ll unlock the character…
Other Info:
Voiced: No
WDTCF: “Thanksgiving of Horror” S31, E8
The Jelly Monster does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:
Note: This questline does not start until you’ve finished the main (Cranberry Calamity) questline.
Slime and Punishment Pt. 1
Jelly Monster starts
Bart: Look! The Jelly Monster is back! Stop it before it destroys the town!
Jelly Monster: Jelly monster no want to destroy the town…
Bart: You can talk? Like Cookie Monster?
Jelly Monster: Of course me can talk. But…nobody ever try to talk to Jelly Monster. *sniffles* Nobody…like…Jelly Monster.
Bart: Sorry man, but you WERE destroying the town earlier.
Jelly Monster: Me only destroy town a teensy bit. Can me at least tell you why?
Make Jelly Monster Explain- 4hrs
Make Bart Listen to the Jelly Monster- 4hrs
Bart: So, you thought that destroying buildings to collect metal and build a giant can would make people… want to eat you?
Jelly Monster: You Earthlings all seem prefer cranberry jelly out of cans.
Bart: We are a strange and wondrous people.
Wiggum: Not so fast, Jelly Monster. You’re under arrest for the destruction of private property! And public property! Is there a third kind of property? Probably that, too!
Slime and Punishment Pt. 2
Jelly Monster starts
Bart: Chief Wiggum, you can’t arrest him. This was all just a big misunderstanding.
Wiggum: Save it for the judge. Right now, this jelly is heading straight to the can!
Jelly Monster: Me can? Yay!
Wiggum: No, not YOUR can. THE can. You know, the… Ah, never mind, you’ll see when we get there and hit you with the de-lousing powder.
Make Chief Wiggum Take Jelly Monster to Jail- 4hrs
Make Jelly Monster Go to Jail- 4hrs
Wiggum: Hey, stay inside the cage. Stop leaking out between the bars there, will ya?
Jelly Monster: Me feel as though cage not designed for jelly-sapiens such as myself.
Wiggum: Yeah you got a point there. Hey, Lou? Where do we keep the cages for jelly?
Lou: Uh, don’t think we got one of those, boss. Maybe the Jelly Monster could just serve his time through community service instead.
Wiggum: Ah, yeah. So like maybe coaching an inner-city at-risk youth sports team or something?
Lou: Or possibly something with fewer bone-filled children? Just sayin’.
Slime and Punishment Pt. 3
Jelly Monster starts
Krusty: So the court decided your community service should be helping out on my beloved children’s show?
Jelly Monster: That what this form says.
Krusty: Then let’s get you suited up. God knows we’ve had more disgusting sideshow hosts.
Make Jelly Monster Become Sideshow Jelly Monster- 8hrs
Krusty: Sideshow Jelly Monster, the camera loves you! And so do these stupid kids. I haven’t had ratings this good in years!
Jelly Monster: Me…never felt love before. *sniffles*
Slime and Punishment Pt. 4
Jelly Monster starts
Kent Brockman: Tonight, on Eye On Springfield. The Krusty The Clown Show’s latest gelatinous sideshow host is a smash hit, and the staff all enjoy free cranberry lunches. In a probably unrelated story, a record number of children who attended a live taping of the show have disappeared. Police are hoping to launch a full investigation as soon as I stop talking.
Krusty: Whoa. Missing kids? You know anything about that, Sideshow Jelly Monster?
Jelly Monster: Me would never harm an innocent child. That why after every show, me hug each and every one of them.
Wiggum: Freeze, Sideshow Jelly! We’re here to search for those missing kids from the news report.
Jelly Monster: Me have nothing to hide. Just let me finish digesting this pelvis…
Make Jelly Monster Be Searched by the Police- 4hrs
Eddie: Well well, what have we here? *pulls out children’s bones from Jelly Monster’s body*
Jelly Monster: Me have no idea how those got there! They must be from when me was destroying town earlier!
Wiggum: That’s what they all say. You’re headed straight back to jail… I mean, community service. Wait, you’re already DOING community service? Uh, what’s the protocol here?
Eddie: Uh, Chief? They’re getting away.
Jelly Monster: Krusty, you helping me escape? Oh, you are true friend!
Krusty: Don’t flatter yourself, Jello Pop. You’re my biggest cash cow and I gotta get you outta here! Quick, you drive, I’ll shoot!
Slime and Punishment Pt. 5
Jelly Monster starts
Krusty: *sirens blaring* Look! We’re only two miles from the state line. We’re gonna make it!
Wiggum: Pull the car over! Every cop in Springfield is behind you, all three of us, and you’re headed straight for Springfield Gorge.
Krusty: He’s right. It’s hopeless…let’s just turn ourselves in. Maybe they’ll go easy and give us community service.
Jelly Monster: Me already on community service! *floors gas pedal*
Krusty: What are you doing?!
Jelly Monster: You never see that movie where Earth ladies drive off cliff at end?
Krusty: *buckles up* Okay, but I get to be Thelma!
Make Jelly Monster Drive Off Springfield Gorge- 8hrs
Make Krusty Cover His Eyes- 8hrs
Krusty: *waking up* What the? Why aren’t we dead? I thought we were toast for sure.
Jelly Monster: It appear that my squishy cranberries padded our fall.
Krusty: So cranberries taste great AND save you from deadly falls? If they handled my tax audit they’d be the perfect fruit! C’mon, let’s boost another ride and head for Mexico!
Wiggum: Not so fast! You’re under arrest for… Hey Lou, what’s the code for absorbing children?
Slime and Punishment Pt. 5
Jelly Monster starts
Blue Haired Lawyer: Your honor, where is it written that a sideshow host cannot absorb the bones of children into their body?
Judge Snyder: Chief Wiggum, what do you have to say to that?
Wiggum: *whispers* Lou, what was that code again?
Lou: How many times do I gotta tell you, there is none!
Make Chief Wiggum Look up Crime Codes- 8hrs
Make Jelly Monster Sweat Cranberry Juice- 8hrs
Wiggum: No code? Jeez… Um, your honor? Technically speaking, there is no crime for absorbing the bones of children into one’s body.
Judge Snyder: Very well. Case dismissed! *bangs gavel*
Lou: I better be getting overtime for this.
Wiggum: Not even a little, Lou.
Jelly Monster’s Permanent Tasks:
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Take a Bath and Melt | 1hr | $70, 17xp | Springfield Lake/Various Pools in Springfield/Brown House |
| Try to Get Eaten | 4hrs | $175, 45xp | Outside/Visual |
| Go Birdwatching | 8hrs | $275, 70xp | Outside/Visual |
| Eat At Krusty Burger | 12hrs | $420, 100xp | Krusty Burger |
| Commiserate with Other Fruit | 24hrs | $600, 150xp | Kwik E Mart |
And that’s it my friends, the details on the Jelly Monster…
Up Next? Nothing. Prizes are finished for Blargsgiving.
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