Blargsgiving Prize Guide: Jelly Monster

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Turkey time in Springfield and this time the cranberry sauce is fighting back!

Remember, this event is designed to follow a series of tasks via the questline to unlock prizes.  For each of the parts of the Cranberry Calamity questline, you’ll have to earn  via various character tasks in order to unlock the prize for that part.

So let’s take a look at the lone new character on the prize track, the Jelly Monster…

The Jelly Monster is a  brand new character for Springfield and part of the Blargsgiving Character Collection:

How You Unlock it:
Cranberry Calamity Pt. 3
Make Homer Feed Patty and Selma to the Sauce- 4hrs
Make Patty Tell Homer He’s Fat as She’s Being Eaten-4hrs
Make Selma Tell Homer He’s Useless as She’s Being Eaten- 4hrs
Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans- x 195.

Once achieved you’ll unlock the character…

Other Info:
Voiced: No
WDTCF: “Thanksgiving of Horror” S31, E8

The Jelly Monster does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:

Note: This questline does not start until you’ve finished the main (Cranberry Calamity) questline.  

Slime and Punishment Pt. 1
Jelly Monster starts

Bart: Look! The Jelly Monster is back! Stop it before it destroys the town!
Jelly Monster: Jelly monster no want to destroy the town…
Bart: You can talk? Like Cookie Monster?
Jelly Monster: Of course me can talk. But…nobody ever try to talk to Jelly Monster. *sniffles* Nobody…like…Jelly Monster.
Bart: Sorry man, but you WERE destroying the town earlier.
Jelly Monster: Me only destroy town a teensy bit. Can me at least tell you why?
Make Jelly Monster Explain- 4hrs
Make Bart Listen to the Jelly Monster- 4hrs
Bart: So, you thought that destroying buildings to collect metal and build a giant can would make people… want to eat you?
Jelly Monster: You Earthlings all seem prefer cranberry jelly out of cans.
Bart: We are a strange and wondrous people.
Wiggum: Not so fast, Jelly Monster. You’re under arrest for the destruction of private property! And public property! Is there a third kind of property? Probably that, too!

Slime and Punishment Pt. 2
Jelly Monster starts

Bart: Chief Wiggum, you can’t arrest him. This was all just a big misunderstanding.
Wiggum: Save it for the judge. Right now, this jelly is heading straight to the can!
Jelly Monster: Me can? Yay!
Wiggum: No, not YOUR can. THE can. You know, the… Ah, never mind, you’ll see when we get there and hit you with the de-lousing powder.
Make Chief Wiggum Take Jelly Monster to Jail- 4hrs
Make Jelly Monster Go to Jail- 4hrs
Wiggum: Hey, stay inside the cage. Stop leaking out between the bars there, will ya?
Jelly Monster: Me feel as though cage not designed for jelly-sapiens such as myself.
Wiggum: Yeah you got a point there. Hey, Lou? Where do we keep the cages for jelly?
Lou: Uh, don’t think we got one of those, boss. Maybe the Jelly Monster could just serve his time through community service instead.
Wiggum: Ah, yeah. So like maybe coaching an inner-city at-risk youth sports team or something?
Lou: Or possibly something with fewer bone-filled children? Just sayin’.

Slime and Punishment Pt. 3
Jelly Monster starts

Krusty: So the court decided your community service should be helping out on my beloved children’s show?
Jelly Monster: That what this form says.
Krusty: Then let’s get you suited up. God knows we’ve had more disgusting sideshow hosts.
Make Jelly Monster Become Sideshow Jelly Monster- 8hrs
Krusty: Sideshow Jelly Monster, the camera loves you! And so do these stupid kids. I haven’t had ratings this good in years!
Jelly Monster: Me…never felt love before. *sniffles*

Slime and Punishment Pt. 4
Jelly Monster starts

Kent Brockman: Tonight, on Eye On Springfield. The Krusty The Clown Show’s latest gelatinous sideshow host is a smash hit, and the staff all enjoy free cranberry lunches. In a probably unrelated story, a record number of children who attended a live taping of the show have disappeared. Police are hoping to launch a full investigation as soon as I stop talking.
Krusty: Whoa. Missing kids? You know anything about that, Sideshow Jelly Monster?
Jelly Monster: Me would never harm an innocent child. That why after every show, me hug each and every one of them.
Wiggum: Freeze, Sideshow Jelly! We’re here to search for those missing kids from the news report.
Jelly Monster: Me have nothing to hide. Just let me finish digesting this pelvis…
Make Jelly Monster Be Searched by the Police- 4hrs
Eddie: Well well, what have we here? *pulls out children’s bones from Jelly Monster’s body*
Jelly Monster: Me have no idea how those got there! They must be from when me was destroying town earlier!
Wiggum: That’s what they all say. You’re headed straight back to jail… I mean, community service. Wait, you’re already DOING community service? Uh, what’s the protocol here?
Eddie: Uh, Chief? They’re getting away.
Jelly Monster: Krusty, you helping me escape? Oh, you are true friend!
Krusty: Don’t flatter yourself, Jello Pop. You’re my biggest cash cow and I gotta get you outta here! Quick, you drive, I’ll shoot!

Slime and Punishment Pt. 5
Jelly Monster starts

Krusty: *sirens blaring* Look! We’re only two miles from the state line. We’re gonna make it!
Wiggum: Pull the car over! Every cop in Springfield is behind you, all three of us, and you’re headed straight for Springfield Gorge.
Krusty: He’s right. It’s hopeless…let’s just turn ourselves in. Maybe they’ll go easy and give us community service.
Jelly Monster: Me already on community service! *floors gas pedal*
Krusty: What are you doing?!
Jelly Monster: You never see that movie where Earth ladies drive off cliff at end?
Krusty: *buckles up* Okay, but I get to be Thelma!
Make Jelly Monster Drive Off Springfield Gorge- 8hrs
Make Krusty Cover His Eyes- 8hrs
Krusty: *waking up* What the? Why aren’t we dead? I thought we were toast for sure.
Jelly Monster: It appear that my squishy cranberries padded our fall.
Krusty: So cranberries taste great AND save you from deadly falls? If they handled my tax audit they’d be the perfect fruit! C’mon, let’s boost another ride and head for Mexico!
Wiggum: Not so fast! You’re under arrest for… Hey Lou, what’s the code for absorbing children?

Slime and Punishment Pt. 5
Jelly Monster starts

Blue Haired Lawyer: Your honor, where is it written that a sideshow host cannot absorb the bones of children into their body?
Judge Snyder: Chief Wiggum, what do you have to say to that?
Wiggum: *whispers* Lou, what was that code again?
Lou: How many times do I gotta tell you, there is none!
Make Chief Wiggum Look up Crime Codes- 8hrs
Make Jelly Monster Sweat Cranberry Juice- 8hrs
Wiggum: No code? Jeez… Um, your honor? Technically speaking, there is no crime for absorbing the bones of children into one’s body.
Judge Snyder: Very well. Case dismissed! *bangs gavel*
Lou: I better be getting overtime for this.
Wiggum: Not even a little, Lou.

Jelly Monster’s Permanent Tasks:

And that’s it my friends, the details on the Jelly Monster…

Up Next?  Nothing.  Prizes are finished for Blargsgiving.

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