Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
In our games, the snow is falling and TSTO is calling yoo hoo! It’s the most wonderful time of the year Tappers, Christmas in TSTO! And this year EA is insulting everyone with a true Sacrilegious Christmas…nothing says 2020 quite like this! And nothing says the holidays like buying stuff!
As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon. But don’t sweat it! That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.
Wondering if you should add Baby Jesus and his house to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this O’Holy Night combo to your town…
Building/Decoration: Baby Jesus’s House
Character: Baby Jesus
Donut Cost: 150 Donuts
Size: 8×6 (I think, it’s really hard to count the squares in the snow…)
Earns: $200,22xp/8hrs
Conform-O-Meter: Tree Hugging +400
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|dirt|Pier|boardwalk
WDTCF: “White Christmas Blues” S25, E8
Leaves stores January 13th, 2021
The Rundown:
-Standard price for a character/building combo
-Helps earn event currency at a premium rate
-Not voiced
-Comes with questline
-Visual Tasks are 4hrs and 8hrs
-Lovejoy has a 3hr task at Baby Jesus’s House, Get Sermon Advice from Baby Jesus
What Did I Do?:
Grabbed it. It’s a little weird having adult Jesus and baby Jesus wandering around Springfield…but we have Angel Lisa and Lisa so it all makes sense in TSTO!
Here’s a look at the tasks…
Baby Jesus’s Permanent Tasks:
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Get a Haircut | 1hr | $105, 26xp | Curl Up/Hairy Shearers/Jakes |
| Walk On Water | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Outside/Visual |
| Buy a House | 8hrs | $420, 105 | Outside/Visual |
| Turn Sippy Cups to Wine Glasses | 12hrs | $600, 150xp | Gilded Truffle/Luigis/Pimento Grove |
| Attend a Toga Party | 24hrs | $1,000, 225xp | Springfield U/Snub Club/Draggle Rock/Stus Disco |
I’ll have the full dialogue of the questline up later on, but for now, here’s the Turbo Tappin’ version of the questline…
WWBJD Pt. 1
Baby Jesus starts
Make Baby Jesus Sign Mortgage Papers- 4hrs
Make Cookie Kwan Hand Over the Keys- 4hrs
WWBJD Pt. 2
Baby Jesus starts
Make Baby Jesus Shoot God a Text- 4hrs
Make Roscoe Have Demo Day- 4hrs
WWBJD Pt. 3
Baby Jesus starts
Make Baby Jesus Bring Down Some Fresh Linens- 4hrs
Make Barney Plunge Out the Old Plumbing- 4hrs
Make Roscoe Apprentice Barney- 4hrs
WWBJD Pt. 4
Baby Jesus starts
Make Baby Jesus Make Up a Room for Gil- 4hrs
WWBJD Pt. 5
Baby Jesus starts
Make Baby Jesus Get on the Horn With the Union- 4hrs
Make Otto Refinish the Floors- 4hrs
Make Sea Captain Paint a Hallway Pirate Mural- 4hrs
Make Squeaky Voice Teen Track Worker Hours- 4hrs
Make Sideshow Bob Wire the Recessed Lighting- 4hrs
Make Kirk Redo His Crappy Tilework- 4hrs
Make Hugh Jass Build a Huge Ash Banister- 4hrs
Make Barney Fix Drywall Holes From Angry Punches- 4hrs
Make Roscoe Install Wainscoting in the Breakfast Nook- 4hrs
Thoughts on Baby Jesus and his house? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Where have you placed it in your town? Design plans? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
And feel free to share some photos of your design plan as well! If you need help (or a refresher) posting photos in the comments, check out this post.