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The Sounds of TSTO: Clash of Creeds (Christmas 2020)

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Your senses can evoke powerful memories in you. The smell of saltwater can trigger you back to your youth spent at the beach, the touch of cotton can bring you back to memories of your mom, and hearing sounds of TSTO can bring back countless hours spent tap, tap, tapping away.

So let’s take a trip down memory lane via the sound effects of TSTO…

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Christmas 2020 Act 4 Full Dialogue: Stupid vs Sexy

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First, a reminder, if you missed it…Clash of Creeds is ending TOMORROW, January 13th.  So be sure to finish up prior to the event’s end…

Now on with the exciting conclusion of Clash of Creeds and the Act 4, Stupid vs Sexy, dialogue…

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Christmas 2020 Premium Questline: Yahweh and Andre

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In our games, the snow is falling and TSTO is calling yoo hoo!  It’s the most wonderful time of the year Tappers, Christmas in TSTO!  This year is no exception with the 2020 Clash of Creeds Event!

Act 4 of this Event ushered in two new premium characters.  One to help with the event, and the other as part of a Gil “deal”.

So let’s take a look at Yahweh and Andre’s questlines.  Here’s the full dialogue for The Mid-Life Tribulation and Heaven Forbidden…

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The End is Near for Clash of Creeds…

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Just a reminder that the Clash of Creeds Event Ends TOMORROW January 13th. 

Now that we’re 2 weeks into the New Year it’s time for the holidays to officially end…

As far as questlines go, what’s happened in the past is that the current prize you’re working on (on any questline) you were able to finish.  Once that current prize was completed then the questline disappeared.

This means that you will want to make that final push to gather up all the things you want from the Event before it goes with the Event.

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Christmas 2020 Prize Guide: Act 4 Prizes 3 Sexy Santa Marge Costume

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It’s that favorite time of an Act…the fun and exciting, and always well-read, prize breakdown post!  And if you believe any of those adjectives I’ve got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you… Anyway, the prizes must be broken down!  Why?  Because if I didn’t do them what else would I refer people back to when they ask what something does 6 months from now? Don’t worry, this is the last one of the event…

Act 4 of the 2020 Christmas event consists of 3 new decorations, 1 building, and one new costume.

Let’s take a look at the final prize we’ll be breaking down for Clash of Creeds, the costume, Sexy Santa Marge…

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Christmas 2020 Prize Guide: Act 4 Prizes 1, 2, 4 and 5 (The XMAS Trees lot, Billboard, Sleigh & Toy Town)

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It’s that favorite time of an Act…the fun and exciting, and always well-read, prize breakdown post!  And if you believe any of those adjectives I’ve got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you… Anyway, the prizes must be broken down!  Why?  Because if I didn’t do them what else would I refer people back to when they ask what something does 6 months from now? Don’t worry, this is the last one of the event…well second to last one.

Act 4 of the 2020 Christmas event consists of 3 new decorations, 1 building, and one new costume.

Let’s take a look at the none character-related prizes of Act 4….The XMAS Trees Lot, Christmas Ignorers United Billboard, Sea Captain Sleigh, and Toy Town…

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Gil’s Latest Gimmick: Details and Should You Buy Heaven and Andre?

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Ol’ Gil is back in Springfield!  After not making a Halloween appearance, it’s nice to see Gil in the streets of Springfield once again.  It’s just not an event until Gil gets involved!

Anyway, Gil is back and, as always, he’s got another “deal” for us.   What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? Well, this time around he’s trying to sell us literal Heaven on Earth!

So let’s break down the details of this latest offer and determine if this deal is worth the donuts or if you should take a hard pass…

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Should I Spend Donuts On Jewish Walk of Fame & Yahweh?

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In our games, the snow is falling and TSTO is calling yoo hoo!  It’s the most wonderful time of the year Tappers, Christmas in TSTO!  And this year EA is insulting everyone with a true Sacrilegious Christmas…nothing says 2020 quite like this! (thank goodness 2020 is over now!) And nothing says the holidays like buying stuff!

As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon.  But don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.

Wondering if you should add the Jewish Walk of Fame & Yahweh to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this Jewish combo to your town…


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Christmas 2020: Turbo Tappin’ Act 4 Stupid vs Sexy

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year Tappers, Christmas in TSTO!  And this year EA is insulting everyone with a true Sacrilegious Christmas…nothing says 2020 quite like this! Also always, loads of dialogue with this one, so be sure to read along to see what happens! And of course, I’ll be posting it as each week wraps up…

The 2020 Christmas Event follows the same event structure of the Multi-Events before it.  This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting just over a week (9 days) and taking us through a new part of the event!

For Act 4 we’re tasked with collecting Candy Canes!  Each part of the story will unlock another prize themed for the fourth part of the story.  So let’s take a look at the details behind Act 4 and the Turbo Tappin’ Version for Stupid vs Sexy…

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Christmas 2020 Act 4 in Live! The Rundown and What You Need To Know

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Christmas is over, the New Year has begun…and yet we’re still in the groundhog day loop of Christmas in TSTO.  Nice to have some normalcy in life these days.  Act 4 of the Clash of Creeds Christmas Royale is upon us! Also always, loads of dialogue with this one, so be sure to read along to see what happens! And of course, I’ll be posting it as each week wraps up…

Remember, this is the FINAL Act of Clash of Creeds.  This, and all other Acts, will be leaving our games on January 13th.  So be sure to finish up by the 13th or you may miss out!

Things kick off for Act 4 with some dialogue between Yahweh, The Leader, Baby Jesus, and Homer…

Yahweh: You must be this The Leader I’ve been hearing so much about.
The Leader: In the flesh. What can I do ya for?
Baby Jesus: Yahweh? What are you doing here?
Yahweh: Got summoned, major drag.
Baby Jesus: Tell me about it.
The Leader: You two know each other?
Yahweh: Depends who you ask.
Homer: Well, I hope you’re not here to try to stop The Leader. He’s a good guy. Other than the whippings, but those were well-deserved.
The Leader: We’re just having a good time here, doing surprisingly lucrative manual labor to prepare things for our new home on Blisstonia.
Yahweh: Well, this all seems to be in order. I see no reason why we can’t all coexist.
The Leader: Perhaps we could do more. Have you had a chance to see…my spaceship?
Yahweh: Eh, that’s cool. Not really my thing.

This triggers the Act 4  questline, Stupid vs Sexy, and is followed by a 4hr tasks for The Leader, Rabbi K, Homer, and Yahweh (if you bought him) as well as a task to collect Act 4 Currency (150).  Stupid vs Sexy is the questline that will take you through unlocking all of this Act’s prizes.

Let’s take a look at what else is in store during Act 4…

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