Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Love is in the air! Although maybe not so much in the Simpsons’ household…
Love and War is the latest event to hit our pocket-sized towns, and it’s an all-out romance novel affair!
The second act of this event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate this event. Marge Ziff is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who not only helps earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.
So let’s take a look at the questline for Marge Ziff, here’s the full dialogue for Live, Love and Loathe…
More details on Marge Ziff can be found here
Live, Love and Loathe Pt. 1
Marge Ziff starts
Marge Ziff: Oh, Artie. I’m so happy I married you instead of Homer.
Artie Ziff: Yes! Finally, a timeline where Marge marries me instead of Homer! It’s only been seven years but it seems like thirty!
Marge Ziff: *chuckles* Oh, Artie, sometimes you don’t make any sense.
Artie Ziff: What about me makes you so happy? So deliriously happy?
Marge Ziff: Well, for starters you’re an excellent provider for our children. Bartie has his own bully/butler, and Liffa can finally afford to go to a school with books. And you always seem to have a stool nearby whenever I want to kiss you.
Artie Ziff: Is now a “whenever” time?
Marge Ziff: You know it is. *kisses Artie*
Artie Ziff: Jealous!?
Make Marge Ziff Kiss Artie (On a Stool)- 4hrs
Make Artie Ziff Find a Stool- 4hrs
Live, Love and Loathe Pt. 2
Marge Ziff starts
Marge Ziff: Honey, I was thinking about stopping by Spiffany’s today to pick up a little something.
Artie Ziff: Of course. Buy anything you want. Don’t forget, you’re married to the wealthiest man in Springfield!
Burns: Pish posh! Wealthiest under eighty!
Artie Ziff: In fact, while you’re there, buy the whole store! We’ll rename it “Ziffany’s”!
Make Marge Ziff Go to Spiffany’s- 4hrs
Homer: Marge? What are you doing here?
Marge Ziff: I’m buying an anniversary present for Artie.
Homer: An anniversary present? Oh, wait. You must be another version of Marge. Is this the “I’ll Never Forgive Homer” timeline?
Marge Ziff: You make even less sense than Artie.
Live, Love and Loathe Pt. 3
Marge Ziff starts
Marge Ziff: While I wait for the escrow to go through on the sale of Spiffany’s — I mean Ziffany’s — would you like to grab lunch?
Homer: I dunno… I’m already in enough trouble as it is for holding a mixed martial arts tournament in the dining room…Plus, my Marge would kill me if she found out I was having lunch with another woman. Although, she can’t really get mad at me if I told her I was having lunch with her own self from an alternate timeline! Everyone knows that’s not against the rules.
Marge Ziff: Great! Want to go to Swanky Fish?
Homer: I don’t think I can afford that place.
Marge Ziff: My treat!
Homer: Woohoo! Do they have pork chops?
Make Marge Ziff Take Homer to Swanky Fish- 4hrs
Make Homer Go to Swanky Fish- 4hrs
Live, Love and Loathe Pt. 4
Marge Ziff starts
Homer: Tell me about yourself, Alt Marge.
Marge Ziff: Well let’s see. I became a police officer…
Homer: No way, so did regular Marge! Did you quit the force too?
Marge Ziff: No, I became Captain. After that, I needed to do something about my fear of flying…
Homer: Yeah, normal Marge had a fear of flying too. She beat it through psychiatry. What did you do?
Marge Ziff: I became a pilot. But not before taking my pretzel franchise international!
Homer: Really. Ordinary Marge’s Pretzel Wagon had to close after I got it mixed up with the mafia…
Marge Ziff: Sorry to hear that. Oh, did your Marge also become a famous painter?
Homer: Well…it depends on your definition of famous…
Make Marge Ziff Continue to List Her Accolades- 4hrs
Live, Love and Loathe Pt. 5
Marge Ziff starts
Marge Ziff: I’m sorry. I’m rambling, aren’t I? I do that sometimes when I get nervous.
Homer: That’s okay, so does Marge Sub-One. It doesn’t bother me.
Marge Ziff: You know, you’re sweeter than I remember. Is that what got your Marge through all those tough times?
Homer: Oh, definitely.
Marge Ziff: And you were at Spiffany’s to buy her something nice to cheer her up, weren’t you?
Homer: Undoubtedly.
Marge Ziff: Boy, you’re so thoughtful. If only things between us had been different. Or the same. Or — you know what I mean…
Make Marge Ziff Second Guess Herself- 4hrs
Marge Ziff: Why were you at Spiffany’s anyway?
Homer: I was buying Marge a Valentine’s Day present.
Marge Ziff: But Valentine’s Day was a while ago.
Homer: Yeah but I forgot about it and bought tickets to a wrestling match. Then I left her at home to go with Lenny. When I got back, she threw me out. Hey, that gives me an idea! You two have the same brain, right? What do you think I should do to make her/you take me back?
Marge Ziff: After hearing the way you treated her/me, I’m thoroughly convinced that I made the right choice marrying Artie all those years back! Goodbye, Homer!
Homer: So… maybe a scarf?
And that’s it my friends, the details on Marge Ziff’s questline!
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