Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Halloween is starting to wind down…and as such I know many of you are starting to focus on other tasks/quests that you may have delayed while squishing aliens. So I thought now would be a good time to take a look at one of the questlines you may have delayed…the Space Mutant in Slime of Your Life!
The Space Mutant is the 1 brand new premium character/building combo added for Halloween 2014…and he doesn’t disappoint! Not only is the animation of the Drive-In amazing, but the Space Mutant comes complete with a great questline..and some FREE DONUTS! (check out the Should I Buy on him here)
So now let’s take a look at the hilarious questline of the Space Mutant..and just how to get those free donuts!
WARNING Dialogue Spoilers Below…
Slime of Your Life Pt. 1
Auto started by Bart
Bart: A Drive-In? Awesome! I can watch the new Space Mutant Movie! Something ’bout being outside, in the dark makes ya feel extra vulnerable.
Marge: No way, Jose! The review in Hover Parent Daily says that movie will give you nightmares
Homer: Ha-ha! You’re too young, and I get to watch whatever I want!
Marge: No you don’t. You got scared at the animated wood rot from the wood sealant commercial.
Homer: It was awful. It made the decking dull and lifeless! Can we sleep with the lights on?
Play Space Mutants XVII at the Drive-In Theater- Costs $10, Runs 1hr, 30m. Earns $125, 30xp
Make Homer Hide Under the Covers- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Slime of Your Life Pt. 2
Space Mutant starts
Space Mutant: That movie portrayed my species as mindless murder-blobs!
Homer: *shriek* Space Monster! Please don’t absorb me! If you spare me I’ll lead you to a school full of delicious kids!
Space Mutant: I would never absorb a child! They are far too gamey. My species mostly eats rats and ocean-plastic. *grumble* Great! Now my stomachs are growling. I’ll grab lunch and think of ways to show the world that my kind are peaceful and sophisticated.
Reach Level 9 and Have a Dumpster
Make Space Mutant Eat From Dumpster- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Slime of Your Life Pt. 3
Space Mutant starts
Space Mutant: I shall go door to door, introducing myself and letting people know I come in peace.
Kang: Hey that’s our bit! Rigellians have been pretending to come in peace for 24 years.
Space Mutant: But I really mean it.
Kang: Oooh, that’s a twist we’ve never tried. Carry on.
Space Mutant: Okay, here we go… 742 Evergreen Terrace *knock knock*
Homer: Yello! *shrieks* Lisa come distract this nice blob while Daddy runs away!
Make Space Mutant Introduce Himself- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Make Lisa Make Polite Conversation- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Homer Hide Under the Covers- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Lisa: …So Barry White sang and we lured all the snakes safely into the house.
Space Mutant: Fascinating. I must admit, I used to think Earthlings were feral and simple minded–
Homer: Eat water, Alien scum!
Lisa: Dad! Why did you splash us with a bucket of water?
Homer: I’m trying to kill the alien.
Space Mutant: Water is only good for killing witches from Oz and cell phones.
Homer: It killed the aliens in that M Night Shyamalan movie.
Space Mutant: As any space creature will tell you, M Night Shyamalan gets all the alien stuff wrong.
Lisa: I could have told you that.
Slime of Your Life Pt. 4
Space Mutant starts
Homer: Lisa, we have to do something. The Space Mutant is still alive!
Lisa: Dad, he is a gentle misunderstood blob. How can you judge someone just because they look different?
Homer: It’s easy! My trick is to never put myself in their shoes. And never, EVER learn anything about their culture. Hoo-kay. Time to go a-killing.
Make Homer Go Mutant Hunting- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Space Mutant Hide in the Simpsons Basement- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Homer: *shriek* There’s an alien in my basement!
Space Mutant: Please, I mean you no harm.
Homer: Well, you sure harmed that air-hockey table you’re laying on!
Space Mutant: I ooze in my sleep. Fine. I’ll just keep running away from you.
Slime of Your Life Pt. 5
Space Mutant starts
Lisa: I have a new plan. We need to get people to see the real you. So they’ll know you’re not a threat. So…. I’m going to bring you to school for Show and Tell!
Space Mutant: Really, you’re not just doing it for a good grade?
Lisa: No! Not at all! I mean, it’s going to blow away every other kid’s show-and-tell – but that’s not why I’m doing it.
Make Lisa Take the Space Mutant to Show and Tell- 12hrs, Earns $1020, 250xp
Lisa: Fellow Showers and Tellers, prepare to be amazed. I give you Space Mutant!
Space Mutant: Hey, how ya doin’?
Skinner: Mutant! Look how different he is! Run away, children! Just like we do in our Alien drills.
Lisa: No, don’t run away! You’re frightening him! And also this is going to negatively affect my grade.
Ralph: This is like “Run away from the toothbrushing monster!” It’s my favorite game! But Mommy and the dentist hate it.
Slide of Your Life Pt. 6
Space Mutant Starts
Space Mutant: I give up. Obviously, every single human is a selfish idiot!
Lisa: Calm down. We’ll think of something else.
Space Mutant: And YOU! You’re the worst of them all… using me for your own advantage.
Lisa: That’s not true!
Space Mutant: You wrote your name on my butt!
Lisa: I just… wanted to make sure I got credit when I handed you in. Okay, I’m starting to see why you might think I’m the worst…
Space Mutant: Enough talking!
Make Space Mutant RAMPAGE- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Homer: See, Lisa? I told you he was a monster. Now, will you admit I was right?
Lisa: Don’t you see? We turned him into a monster? It’s our fault!
Homer: It doesn’t really matter to me how I got to be right, it just matters that we all admit that I’m right.
Lisa: It’s not a question of who’s right —
Homer: Admit-it- Admit-it-Admit-it- Admit-it-
Lisa: No-no-no-no-no
Marge: Stop arguing! That thing is destroying our town.
Lisa: Fine. I’ll go talk to him.
Homer: And I’ll hit him in the face with a shovel.
Slime of Your Life Pt. 7
Space Mutant starts
Space Mutant: I’m sorry. I lost control. I’m so embarrassed. Did I ruin many buildings?
Lisa: A few. But, it’s not your fault, we pushed you.
Space Mutant: No. The truth is, I let myself get too hungry. I know that makes me cranky and rampage-y.
Homer: Really? Me, too. Maybe we are more alike than I want to admit.
Space Mutant: I was going to grab a little something to absorb. Would you like to join me?
Homer: Absolutely.
Space Mutant: I know that should bother me, but it doesn’t. Let’s go.
Marge: Homer, no more dumpster eating! Mr. Mutant, we’ll join you after you’ve eaten
Make Space Mutant Eat from Dumpster- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 1
Krusty starts
Krusty: Hey, just the guy I was looking for…
Space Mutant: Aaah! What is wrong with your face?!
Krusty: Take it easy, Squidley-diddley. Your milkshake ain’t exactly filling the yard with takers.
Space Mutant: Who are you? What do you want with me?
Krusty: I’m a guy with a studio and I want to make a deal.
If you have KrustyLu Studios the questline will continue….
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 2
Space Mutant starts
Krusty: Look, you want to tell your story… I wanna class up my image. What if we shoot a documentary? Show the world who you really are. -and then charge the world double for network re-broadcast rights.
Space Mutant: That sounds perfect – though I think you’re way off the re-broadcast thing. No one gets double.
Krusty: Trust me, I got ways to trick people into giving me exactly what I want. Speaking of which, would you mind signing this iron-clad contract?
Make Space Mutant Sign Contact- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 3
Krusty starts
Krusty: Okay, so the camera’s right there, but I want you to pretend you don’t see it.
Space Mutant: What do you want me to do?
Krusty: Documentary, baby! No script. You just do you!
Space Mutant: Well, I am a little hungry. I guess I could eat.
Krusty: Go nuts, kid.
Make Space Mutant Eat From a Dumpster- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Wolfcastle: Krusty, how is the new horror film going?
Krusty: Keep it down! The Mutant thinks we’re shooting a documentary. We’ll just digitally replace the garbage he’s eating with tiny animated people. Although we’re gonna have to edit out all the time he stops to pet that alley cat.
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 4
Krusty starts
Krusty: Hey there, champ! Listen, we’re concerned that you may not be using your voice properly and we can’t risk you losing it. I’ve arranged for you to work with a vocal coach. Oh, here he is now.
Wolfcastle: Hello, I am de coach.
Space Mutant: Why are you dressed like a soldier?
Wolfcastle: Please, save your voice for exercises. Do not waste it on questions or calling your agent.
Make Space Mutant Do Vocal Exercises- 2hrs, Earns $175, 40xp
Wolfcastle: Now ve are varmed up – first exercise. I will shout, “Get avay from my daughter you ugly slug” and you roar as if a military helicopter has dumped a load of acid on your head. We will repeat zis exercise until the sound guy says we’ve got it clean.
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 5
Space Mutant starts
Space Mutant: I don’t think those vocal lessons are working. My voice is actually getting worse from all the shouting.
Krusty: That must be so frustrating for you. Maybe if you stomped around like a maniac it’ll help let off some steam.
Space Mutant: I don’t know about that. I read a study that said catharsis actually increases aggression.
Krusty: Up is down in the movie biz, okay? Just do what your director tells you.
Space Mutant: Okay. Where’ that kid with my latte?
Krusty: He’s late! Use it! He’ll probably forget your Splenda, too! Oooh, that makes you mad!
Make Spce Mutant RAMPAGE- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Krusty: Annnnd cut! That’s a wrap, people! See you all at the party!
Space Mutant: How can we be done? You’ve barely spent a day with me. You never interviewed me…
Krusty: Listen, these guys are professionals. You’re not going to believe how much of you we’re gonna reveal.
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 6
Space Mutant starts
Space Mutant: You tricked me! I trusted you and you made another Mutant-Bashing Horror movie.
Krusty: There’s an old Hollywood adage: “Don’t let ‘em make a documentary of your life or they’ll just use the footage to make a Space Mutant gore-fest.” But hey, the movie is a huge hit. Come by the studio and pick up your check.
Make Space Mutant Pick Up His Check- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Lisa: Don’t worry, we’ll protest the movie and boycott every film the studio makes…
Space Mutant: Whoa, whoa, that sounds like it might hurt my royalties…so no.
Lisa: What are you talking about?
Space Mutant: I own a piece of this movie. And I stand to do very well on the back end. And I don’t mean my rump!
Lisa: Wait, did you get butt-implants?
Space Mutant: No, I’ve just been working out. Wink, wink!
Lisa: But what about your people?
Space Mutant: I’ll write a check to the anti-defamation something or other. A little moolah smooths over everything, am I right? Gotta scoot, I’m late for my massage. ‘Ta!
So he was a monster all along. But don’t be disillusioned! Take these free donuts — a little moolah smoothes over everything, am I right?
And with that the Space Mutant’s questline is complete! Pretty sweet reward at the end!
If you’d like to pick up the Drive-In Theater and the Space Mutant…remember you only have until 11/12 to do so, so purchase soon! You will however have as much time as you’d like to purchase KrustyLu Studios..since it’s a permanent addition. So the free donuts will be around for a little while for you 🙂
What do YOU think of the Space Mutant? Did you make the purchase? Did you get the bonus questline and win free donuts? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!