Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Looks like Ol’ Gil is back in Springfield…good to see the mob that drove him out during the Monorail Event couldn’t keep him away! And this time he’s got a trick or treat of a Halloween Deal for us…depending on how you look at it.
Back with more on this in a bit, as soon as I’ve had a chance to go through it… More details below the fold…
As usual you’ll find Ol’ Gil begging on the streets of Springfield..
Once you tap on him you’ll see this dialogue between him and Mr. Burns…
Mr. Burns: Gunderson! This army of deadly robots you sold me has not launch a single attack. They just wander aimlessly about the mansion.
Gil: I kept tryin’ to tell ya. They’re not soldier robots. They’re vacuum cleaners. What makes them, quote “robots” is a logarithm that keeps ’em from gettin’ stuck under furniture.
Mr. Burns: Ever single one of them is stuck under some kind of furniture.
Gil: Yes. They are not good at what they do.
Mr. Burns: Fine. Just refund the money I paid.
Gil: I’m sorry. I spent it all on this stone bed. But I gotta say, this thing is tough to sleep on. It’s cold, hard, inspires malevolent thoughts when I touch it…
Mr. Burns: That’s not a bed. That’s an evil sepulcher! Just like the one Mama had!
At this point you’ll be offered the deal you see above…225 donuts for Sepulcher of Evil.
If you don’t take it…
Gil: Wha-What?! You don’t want it?! If I don’t make a sale, I get fired. And by that I mean I get thrown into a pit of eternal fire. But no pressure, you do what’s right for you. Just…ignore my screams.
If you purchase…
Mr. Burns: I’ll take it.
Gil: You brought it?! Yay! Ol’ Gil’s on an upswing! Life is lookin’ pretty good! Now all I need is a dry place to store my trash bag belongings! I’m living the life now!
So what is it? What does it do? Is it really worth 225 donuts?
First, we’ll break a lot of this down (in particular if it’s worth it), in a Should I Buy post…which will be up later today. You have a week on this promo, so don’t rush right now and buy it. Think about it and wait till you have all the info before you pull the trigger on buying it….
As far as nightmare spawns…it requires a 4hr task for Mr. Burns and spawns 4 3 nightmares. From what I can tell it spawns whatever nightmare you currently have in your town (so if you’re spawning Zombies, it’ll continue with Zombies)
Here’s how it looks when it’s animated:
And that my friends is the details of the Sepulcher of Evil. As I mentioned above, we’ll break down the pros and cons a little later today with the Should I Buy post…for now don’t rush buying it. You have SEVEN days…
What are your thoughts on the Sepulcher of Evil? Thoughts about it spawning nightmares? Think it’s useful? Why or why not? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!