Well kids…we are FINALLY more than MidWay into Act III of the Springfield Jobs Event. If the news is correct about how many jobs a Millenial worker is expected to have in a lifetime, an average Millenial could have had two or three jobs during this event alone…
So. Long. So. Very. Very. Long!
But, as has become the norm with the updates these days…EA is giving us a ton of Free Clutter. And, Act III is no exception.
Fernando Vidal and his Villa is the 5th Prize in Act III…and most important…the Last Prize You Need to Unlock the Scene (video) and even MORE IMPORTANT…the Last prize you need to start earning BONUTS!! WhooHoo! Finally a reward for all of that grinding!
As I said in another post, it is funny to me that people were all Jacked Up (pun intended) for Jack the Ripper- saying that they didn’t want a murderer in their towns. OK. Your choice. But, All of the Villains in the game kill…pretty randomly…along with a ton of the gangster types. So…all or none? Your choice.
In my case, Fernando isn’t so much a statement for stricter gun laws, as he is just another stereotype that likes Italian food.
But, finally…we have a REAL Prize worth grinding towards…a full character and building combo!
As a full character…he comes with dialogue, a task track…and permanent tasks!
Act 3 Prize 5 Fernando Vidal and his Villa
Details on Villa
Size: 6×10
Build Time: 4hrs
Earns:$150, 13xp/8hrs
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
Conform-O-Meter:Indolance +10
Opening Questline – New Age Murdr Pt. 1
Fernando starts
Fernando Vidal:Times are hard for hired killers. Although not as hard as for our victims. So much competition…everyone who’s seen John Wick thinks he can be a hit-man. So I’ve decided to retire. Tonight, I shall stay home and order take-out lasagna.
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Relax With His Pet- 12hrs, $420, 100xp
Fernando Vidal:Delivery boy, where is my lasagna?
Squeaky Voice Teen:I was mugged on the way. Someone stole it.
Fernando Vidal: Then that person must die. So ends my retirement.
Squeaky Voice Teen:So you don’t want the grated cheese and pepper packets?
New Age Murdr Pt. 2
Fernando starts
Fernando Vidal:What fool would steal my lasagna? There is no food more important to me. It was the very last meal my wife made for me before she died. Died onstage. She was a terrible standup comic. To find out who stole my lasagna, I will need a disguise. Someone no one will be surprised to see hunting for food.
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Wear Convincing Disguise- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Fernando Vidal:What can you tell me about the missing lasagna?
Luigi:It was impounded by the authorities… some very hungry authorities.
New Age Murdr Pt. 3
Fernando starts
Fernando Vidal:So, my lasagna was stolen by Chief Wiggum and the police. It will take every ounce of training and experience I have to make them pay. But pay they must. My watchword will be: subtlety.
Reach Level 17 and Build Police Station
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Murder With Precision- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Wiggum: Mr. Vidal, you are under arrest!
Fernando Vidal: So stealing my lasagna was just a way to lure me into coming here. It would seem I underestimated you.
Wiggum: No, we impound every lasagna. If a criminal shows up, great. If not, better.
Here are his permanent tasks!
OK.. That was fun. And speaking of food…TIME TO START COLLECTING DONUTS! After you finish this questline, you are able to start collecting Bonuts!
Woot Woot!
Next Prize…The International Court of Justice!