Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
So it’s the week BEFORE Black Friday, and Black Friday “deals” have been live in our game for a couple of days now. Late with Halloween, early with Black Friday, sounds about right for EA.
Anyway, similar to last year, EA has not only added Mystery Boxes to our games but they’ve also added cash only (as in, actual cash…not in-game cash) prizes/options. Loads of questions/comments/complaints/general panic coming in over this. So let’s break it all down…
So right off the bat, it’s important to note there are TWO aspects to this mini-event.
- Traditional mini-event, Thanksgiving-ish themed. This mini-event is FREE to play. You don’t need donuts, and you don’t need cash. You can unlock several really good prizes just playing for free. This follows the “Cranberry Calamity” questline.
- Black Friday, which has two elements to it.
– The main element of the Black Friday portion of this update consists of the Mystery Boxes. You do NOT need to buy donuts to participate. You can simply spend farmed donuts to open other Mystery Boxes.
-The second element of Black Friday is the cash purchase. Where you buy donuts, in-store, with actual cash (farmers need not apply) and in exchange you’re given donuts, tokens for the Gold Mystery Box, and special prizes. This post is dedicated to that second element of Black Friday.
It’s also really important to note: Just because you have a questline titled Black Friday 2020, does not mean that you have to follow it. Just ignored this questline (which is the cash one) until the event is over, and it will be removed from your task book.
Now that all of that is out of the way…on with the breakdown:
After you’ve triggered the Cranberry Calamaity questline, you’ll see the Black Friday 2020 questline popup. This requires you to do a couple of this 1) use the Gold Token you were given for free at the start to open the Gold Mystery Box and 2) buy donuts in order to unlock Black Friday prizes:
I’m not going to breakdown the option purchase options again in this post, I feel like I’ve done this a bunch already. If you need to refresh check out the rundown post here.
There are 8 total prizes, and you’ll need a total of 900 donuts in order to unlock all 8 of them. 4 prizes are special buildings and 4 prizes are more tokens. (which, again, can be used for the Gold Mystery Box or can be converted to donuts)
Here are the 2020 Black Friday Prizes:
You’ll need 900 total donuts in order to unlock all prizes.
A couple of things to note:
-To unlock these prizes you MUST purchase donuts from the store. You cannot convert tokens to donuts. Donuts much be purchased from the game store…whether via cash or a gift card.
-You do NOT need to purchase several donut packages to unlock each prize. Just because it says “Purchase 12 Donuts” does not mean you need to buy a dozen donuts, and sequentially increase from there. IF you buy a larger package of donuts, you’ll unlock all of the prizes below that as well.
For example: if you buy a Store Full of donuts (900 donuts), you’ll fill the meter at the top of the prize track and unlock ALL of the prizes below that as well. (this applies only to this special Black Friday prize track.)
Again…for those in the back not fully listening…
You DO NOT need to purchase individual packages to unlock everything. If you have the money, your best bet is to spend the $49.99 (US) and get the 900 donuts, that will unlock the whole questline and give you all 3 prizes.
And….
No, you cannot buy Golden Scratch-Rs to complete the token questline. YOU MUST BUY DONUTS FROM THE STORE TO COMPLETE THIS. So don’t waste your money on Scratch-Rs they won’t help.
Now, for what I assume most of you are here for, the prize breakdown:
First up, Homer’s attempt at a theme park, Homerland…
How You Unlock it:
Other Details:
Item: Homerland Bundle. Contains 4 items: Homerland Sign, Fort Adventure (if you don’t already have it), Trampoline World, and Muckville USA
Size: Sign: 1×5; Fort Adventure: 5×4; Trampoline World: 2×2; Muckville USA: 3×4
Build Time: Instant
Earns: 7.5% total. Sign: 2.5%; Trampoline World: 2.5%; Muckville USA: 2.5%; Fort Adventure: Nothing.
Conform-O-Meter: Each item is Vanity +200
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
Task: Nothing permanent
What Does it Do?: Animated when tapped
WDTCF: “Bart’s Inner Child” S5, E7″
Questline: Yes, this comes with several short questlines. Here’s a look at the dialogue:
Homerland
Homer starts
Homer: It’s finally happening, Bart! I’m getting my own theme park! Dreams really do come true!
Bart: Theme park? This old pile of boards? It looks pretty crappy, Homer.
Homer: Pfft, what do you know? And this is just the beginning. I’ve got some big plans for this place…
Bart: Ow! I just got a splinter on one of your stupid boards!
Homer: It’s all part of the magical experience of Homerland. Also standing on that board counts as a ride and you never paid your admission. Pony up, boy.
Make Homer Make More Splinters- 1hrs
Back of the Line
Homer starts
Marge: Homer, I don’t know if this is a good idea. Are you sure this theme park is safe?
Homer: Of course it is!
Martin: Uh…Mr. Simpson? I fell off the trampoline and hurt my arm.
Homer: Is it broken?
Martin: Uh…I don’t think so.
Homer: You’re fine. Turn’s over. Back of the line.
Make Homer Send Martin to the Back of the Line- 1hr
That Counts as a Turn
Homer starts
Lisa: Dad, why did you turn our backyard into a giant mud pit?
Homer: This “mud pit” is gonna make us all rich! It’s part of my theme park, honey.
Lisa: You think leaving the hose turned on overnight constitutes a theme park?
Homer: *laughing* Of course not, silly. You need concessions too. I’m selling leftovers from dinner last night. Marge! We’re almost out of taco casserole!
Nelson: Hey nerd, catch this! *throws mud at Lisa*
Lisa: I’ll be in my room.
Homer: Not before you pay your admission fee. Getting hit with mud counts as a turn.
Make Homer Charge Lisa- 1hr
Next up, the Boob Tubery…
How You Unlock it:
Other Details:
Item: The Boob Tubery
Size: 5×9
Build Time: Instant
Earns: $200,22xp/8hrs
Conform-O-Meter: Consumerism+20
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
Task: Homer, Shop for a Sorny, 8hrs
What Does it Do?: Animated when in use. Otherwise, it’s pretty standard building, nothing truly special about it.
WDTCF: “Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade” S14, E3
Questline: Yes, this comes with a short questline. Here’s the dialogue:
Sorny Not Sorny
Homer starts
Bart: Dad, are we actually here to buy a new TV?
Homer: You better believe it. The Simpsons are due for an upgrade!
Raphael: I smell a mark. Welcome to The Boob Tubery. Where all your televisual dreams come true!
Homer: I’m not here for your phony baloney sales pitches, so I don’t want to hear, “you seem like a smart guy”, or anything like that. Okay?!
Raphael: I wouldn’t dream of wasting the time of an intelligent expert such as yourself. So let’s get to it. These are our Panaphonics and Magnetbox models. They are superior machines.
Homer: You can’t fool me with these knock-off brands.
Raphael: Heh, ya got me. Okay then, allow me to introduce you to a real beaut…the Sorny.
Homer: Ooh! How much, how much?!
Bart: Uh, Dad, I don’t think…
Raphael: Too late. Your father’s already given me his entire wallet. Here, I’ll let you keep the pictures.
Make Homer Buy a Sorny- 1hr
Next Up the electronic circus, Circuit Circus…
How You Unlock it:
Other Details:
Item: Circuit Circus
Size: 6×9
Build Time: Instant
Earns: $135, 15xp/4hrs
Conform-O-Meter: Consumerism+20
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
Task: Willie, buy an electric mop, 8hrs
What Does it Do?: Animated when in use.
WDTCF: “Funeral for a Fiend” S19, E8
Questline: Yes, this comes with a short questline. Here’s the dialogue:
Leaving So Zune?
Homer starts
Homer: Camcorders? Cameras? Phonographs? This is like a store from the future!
Lisa: What are you talking about? All of this stuff is extremely outdated.
Homer: Oh, yeah? If it’s so dated, then why does it have a cutting-edge Zune music player?
Squeaky Voice Teen: Next week we’re getting our latest shipment of Walkmans. Care to join our member’s program and enjoy 5% off your next purchase?
Homer: Would I ever!
Lisa: I can’t watch this. Dad, I’ll be in the car.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Miss, would you care to browse our car phones and pagers before you go?
Make Homer Buy a Zune- 1hr
Make Lisa Walk Past the Car Phones and Pagers- 1hr
And finally, the one that got away, Catfish Lake…
How You Unlock it:
Other Details:
Item: Catfish Lake
Size: 18×19
Build Time: Instant
Earns: $135, 15xp/4hrs
Conform-O-Meter: Vanity +400
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|dirt
Task: Homer, Battle General Sherman, 4hrs
What Does it Do?: Animated task for Homer
WDTCF: “The War of the Simpsons” S2, E20
Questline: Yes, this comes with a short questline. Here’s the dialogue:
Battle of the Bulges
Homer starts
Homer : Okay, I’m about to go behind enemy lines. Did I bring everything? Fish hooks? Check. Live bait? Check. Waterproof dynamite? Double-check. Well it looks like it’s time to face General Sherman!
Make Homer Battle General Sherman- 4hrs
And here’s what Homer’s task looks like…
And that’s it my friends, the full breakdown of the 2020 Black Friday cash prizes!
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