Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
In our games, the snow is falling and TSTO is calling yoo hoo! It’s the most wonderful time of the year Tappers, Christmas in TSTO! And this year EA is insulting everyone with a true Sacrilegious Christmas…nothing says 2020 quite like this! (thank goodness 2020 is over now!) And nothing says the holidays like buying stuff!
As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon. But don’t sweat it! That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.
Wondering if you should add the Jewish Walk of Fame & Yahweh to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this Jewish combo to your town…
Building/Decoration: Jewish Walk of Fame
Character: Yahweh
Donut Cost: 250 Donuts
Size: 13×15 (I think, it’s really hard to count the squares in the snow…)
Earns: $300, 30xp/12hrs
Conform-O-Meter: Obedience +20
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|dirt|Pier|boardwalk
WDTCF: Jewish Walk of Fame- “Today I Am a Clown” S15, E6
Yahweh- “The Nightmare After Krustmas” S28, E10
Leaves stores January 13th, 2021
Before I get into the rundown, Yahweh is a unique character because he’s the ONLY character in TSTO that can earn donuts directly through tasks…
Here’s the breakdown from EA:
Yahweh character has a unique job mechanic that earns donuts. He has 8 permanent jobs that the character must cycle through. Each job is 4hrs and earns money, except the final job which is 24hrs and earns 7 donuts. The player must do each of the first 7 jobs in a row to unlock the 24hr donut-earning job. Once the 24hr job is completed, it cycles back to the first job.
So essentially, as you’ll see on his task list, there are 8 tasks listed as Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, etc. Complete each task in order, steps 1-7 are 4hrs each & step 8 is 24hrs, and you’ll earn 7 donuts upon completion of the 8th step. And you can do this continuously…
The Rundown:
-Pricey for a building + character combo, BUT he’s still cheaper than God and can he earns 7 donuts via the task list.
-Helps earn event currency at a premium rate
-Not Voiced
-Comes with questline
-Visual Tasks are 4hrs and 24hrs
-His tasks won’t all appear at once. You’ll need to complete them in order to unlock the next one…follow along with the questline to unlock each.
-Yahweh will have other tasks at buildings you may have in Springfield, similar to what other adults have. Like Stay at the Swellderado, Blackjack etc.
-Krusty has a 4hr task at the Walk of Fame to “Walk the Jewish Walk of Fame”
What Did I Do?:
Grabbed it. I’ve been buying everything, so why not? And hey, he was cheaper than God! I likely won’t take full advantage of his donut earning potential…I’m just not in my game that much, but it’s still fun to have!
Here’s a look at the tasks…
Yahweh’s Permanent Tasks:
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Step 1: Realize He’s Old | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Jewish Walk of Fame |
| Step 2: Join a Gym | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Various Gyms in Springfield |
| Step 3: Get on Instagram | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Jewish Walk of Fame |
| Step 4: Buy a Porsche | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Town Centre at Springfielde Glenne |
| Step 5: Post Selfies | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Jewish Walk of Fame |
| Step 6: Go to a Rave | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Various Clubs in Springfield/Brown House |
| Step 7: Keep the Party Going | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Outside/Visual |
| Step 8: Hire an Image Consultant | 24hrs | 7 Donuts | Outside/Visual |
I’ll have the full dialogue of the questline up later on, but for now, here’s the Turbo Tappin’ version of the questline…
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 1
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Realize He’s Old- 4hrs
Make Moses Worry About Where This is Heading- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 2
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Join a Gym- 4hrs
Make Moses Reluctantly Get Into Cycling- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 3
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Get on Instagram- 4hrs
Make Moses Approach Gym Patrons- 4hrs
Make Cookie Kwan Ignore Moses- 4hrs
Make Squeaky Voice Teen Ask Yahweh and Moses to Leave- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 4
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Buy a Porsche- 4hrs
Make Moses Check Yahweh’s Followers- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 5
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Post Selfies- 4hrs
Make Moses Compare Yahweh’s Follower Counts to God’s- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 6
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Go to a Rave- 4hrs
Make Moses Reluctantly Tag Along- 4hrs
Make God Like Yahweh’s Rave Selfies- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 7
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Keep the Party Going- 4hrs
Make Moses Quietly Edit Yahweh’s Tweets- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 8
Yahweh start
Make Yahweh Hire An Image Consultant- 24hrs
Make Moses Put His Feet Up- 4hrs
Thoughts on the Jewish Walk of Fame and Yahweh? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Where have you placed it in your town? Design plans? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
And feel free to share some photos of your design plan as well! If you need help (or a refresher) posting photos in the comments, check out this post.