Now for the 2nd of 3 Walkthroughs brought to you courtesy of buying the Cracker Factory and Luann (the first one is here). This one unlocks the Fleet-A-Pitas.
Investorettes Pt.1
After tapping on Krabappel
Krabappel: The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors?
Luann: Well, I could tell you my secret but then I’d have to kill you.
Luann: Just kidding, the cracker business hasn’t been a front for the mob since 1973.
Agnes: We’ve been planning to pool our money and buy a business but we can’t decide which. We’d lover your opinon.
Krabappel: I’m leaning towards a company that specializes in Hawaiian shirts for dogs.
Agnes: And I think Hawaiian shirts give dogs bad ides. We’re in quite the stand off.
Make Luann Go to an Investorettes Meeting- 12hrs
Make Mrs. Krabappel Go to an Investorettes Meeting- 12hrs
Make Agnes Go to an Investorettes Meeting- 12hrs
Investorettes Pt. 2
After tapping on Krabappel
Krabappel: You’re right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise?
Luann: The timing is perfect – we haven’t built a health department yet.
Place a Fleet-A-Pita
Agnes: I’m in charge of coming up with the slogan. How about “Eat Up, You Fat Slobs!”
Investorettes Pt. 3
After tapping on Krabappel
Krabappel: Now the real work begins, it’s time to roll up our sleeves and get cookin’!
Agnes: My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock.
Luann: Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?
Luann: We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing.
Luann: Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up.
Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift- 10hrs (at least 3 people, I listed all I could send)
Homer, Willie, Carl, Lenny, Hans Moleman, Cletus, Kearney, Otto
Make Springfieldieans Eat a Pita at Fleet-A-Pita-12hrs (at least 15 people needed, I listed all I could send)
Investorettes Pt. 4
After tapping on Krabappel
Krabappel: We’re a hit! All those years spent embezzling field trip money have finally paid off.
Krabappel: And I think those kids still learned a lot on those retreats to the school’s parking lot.
Luann: It’s time to act like my husband’s waistline expand, expand, expand!
Have a chain of Fleet-A-Pitas (Place 4 more for 5 total)
Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita- 12hrs (20 needed, same ones as above are able to go again)
Luann: Thanks to cutting employee pay and reducing our meat with M.E.A.T. Brand Substitute, we’re raking in the dough.
Luann: I think it’s finally time to splurge a little bit. I’m going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows.
Agnes: I think Seymour is becoming too independent – like a dog in a Hawaiian shirt. I want to get him microchipped.
Krabappel: I was thinking of buying something nice for that lonely kid-
Krabappel: -ney shaped pool in my backyard. Solid gold pool noodles!
Agnes: Ladies, we’ve done it again. Investorettes: 1 Springfield: 0. Suck it, Sucktown!
Krabappel: You’re not allowed to come up with anymore slogans.
And so ends the Investorettes. Next Up…keep Kirk available for Hardly Kirk-Ing Walkthrough.
***Bunny***