We are finally at the final Prize of Act 2, which as I have intimated in other posts, has absolutely nothing to do with the Zoo…or the Great Plains…or Baboons or much of anything with this event.
But...it is a FULL CHARACTER!
Woot. Woot.
T-Rex is from a completely unrelated, yet pretty darn funny episode that pokes fun at Portland Hipsters. And let’s face it…there is plenty to laugh about when it comes to Portland Hipsters. You don’t find these types in almost any other place in the world (except maybe Georgetown/Brooklyn, NY), but you will now find at least ONE of the family that moves in next to the Simpsons in the episode that brings the “Coolest” kid ever… T-Rex.
No. He isn’t a dinosaur. He is a kid. And now…you HAVE HIM!
Again…with the woot, woot! (which is an expression that nobody who is really cool would ever use).
Let’s take a look at the 6th and Final Prize in Act II… T-Rex!
Act 2, Prize 7- T-Rex
Has 4hr tasks to earn Event Currency, Baboon Country and Great Plains.
Questline:
Cool Hand Rex Pt. 1
Skinner starts
Skinner: Our new after-school program is designed to HELP students, not keep them prisoners.
Milhouse: Then why are all the doors and windows covered with bars?
Skinner: We’ve always had those being that Springfield Elementary was once a federal prison.
T-Rex: This is lame. I’m bustin͛ out of here!
TASK:Make T-Rex Post Photos on Poser-4hrs, Earns Event Currency
Cool Hand Rex Pt. 2
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: That was cool, how you just squeezed between the bars!
T-Rex: Because we’re kids. Our bones are still bendable. What do you want?Milhouse: Could you teach me to be cool like you?
T-Rex: You? You’re going to take a lot of work. But, why not. I don’t have anything else going on.
Milhouse: Great! Milhouse Van Houten reporting for my first lesson, sir!
T-Rex: Not today, I need to turn the compost, or my Dad will kill me. I’ll find you tomorrow.
TASK:Make T-Rex Turn the Compost- 8hrs, Earns Event Currency
Cool Hand Rex Pt. 3
T-Rex starts
T-Rex: Milton, you ready?
Milhouse: Actually, it’s Milhouse.
T-Rex:Let͛ s go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger.
Milhouse: How is that going to make me cool?
T-Rex: I’ll be happy if you get me a burger. If I’m happy, I’ll think you’re cool. You get it?
Milhouse:Yes! If you think I’m cool, everyone will think I’m cool.
T-Rex:Let͛s not get ahead of ourselves.
TASK: Make Milhouse Get a Krusty Burger for T-Rex- 4hrs, Earns Event Currency
TASK: Make T-Rex Show Off His Classic Anime Collection- 4hrs, Earns Event Currency
Cool Hand Rex Pt. 4
Bart starts
Bart: Hey Milhouse, I haven’t seen you in days. Where’ve you been?
Milhouse: Oh, hey Bart, I’m working my way up to be the coolest kid in school.
Bart: What fantasy land are you living in?
Milhouse: My normal one. And you’re just jealous ’cause T-Rex is way cooler than you.
T-Rex: Hey Bart, it’s been awhile. How’s your lame Dad?
Bart: I don’t answer to losers or written tests at school. Milhouse, let me know once you drop the dead weight.
TASK: Make T-Rex Go to Van Houten House- 4hrs, Earns Event Currency
Cool Hand Rex Pt. 5
Bart starts
T-Rex: Milhouse, we have to do one last thing before you’re officially cool.
Milhouse: I don’t know how much more of this I can take.
T-Rex: Truly cool people don’t give up at the end of the race. Now, I want you to egg Bart’s house.
Milhouse: What? But Bart’s my best friend. I can’t do that.
T-Rex: What do you care about more? Your stupid friendship, or being cool?TASK: Make T-Rex Go to the Simpsons House- 4hrs, Earns Event Currency
TASK: Make Milhouse Go to the Simpsons House- 4hrs, Earns Event Currency
Milhouse: I can’t do this, Bart is my best friend. I don’t care if I don’t get to be cool.
T-Rex:I knew you were just some lame nerd.
Bart: You’re the one that’s lame. Milhouse chooses his friends over cool. Which makes him cooler than you.
Milhouse: You think I’m cool Bart! Wow! This is better than any school assembly lesson with Officer McNice!
T-Rex: Guess I missed the assembly “cause I’m too cool for friends.
During the event his 4hr and 8hr task will earn even currency . They will switch back to regular currency when the event is over.