I am always excited when we have a “Super Hero” event…even a mini-event like this one! You see, I too have super powers.
I’m sure many of you who have been following my posts for years already suspected as much. But, it’s true…I really do.
I can’t move things with my mind (yet), or see through walls (although I can usually figure out if someone is wearing Spanx). And yes, I have a very clear power of intuition as to the overall human condition worldwide (you don’t want to know). And, as a result of an NDE in the 90s, often have revelations of how the universe is wired at the quantum level (you really don’t want to know).
However, my real super power, as it pertains to TSTO, is that I almost ALWAYS know where the 3-Donut tile hides when I get a chance to pick!
Call it intuition, or some sort of EDP (Extra-Donut-Perception)…but I have it. And through my ability to understand the inner workings of RDD (Random Donut Disbursement) I can help YOU become better at improving your DPP (Donut Picking Percentage)!
I didn’t really notice my super powers until I became a full on “Casual Donut Farmer.” I know…it seems oxymoronic to say “Full On” and “Casual” in the same sentence. But, I have been dedicated to Casual Donut Farming (CDF) for almost a full year now. Safi showed me how. He did the math…and made a ton of charts (his super power), that taught me how to do the perfect ratio of KEMs placed, to offset the expense, and to never really deplete my game cash. I am one month away from earning my CDFC (Casual Donut Farming Certification) after a full year of uninterrupted CDF’ing! But, I digress…
When you are getting 3-5 chances to guess where the 3 Donut tile sits every 4 hours (for those who are wondering…I am currently at 487% and farm 38 KEMs per cycle, and always have my XP Collider turned on), you have a LOT of opportunity to notice trends. But, as the Donut Tiles are generated randomly, (trust me…I’ve tracked this for weeks at one point), I realized that I had to trust my Donut Prognostication Super Powers (DPSP) to increase my chances of getting THREE on the first guess!
I know. It seems almost impossible that I have this power. But, with a little common sense…concentration…and just letting my Super Power take over, it really works!!
Don’t believe me? OK…follow along.
1. Today, on my first effort, I sat quietly and summoned my Super Powers…
Then, BOOM!!!!
Hit the Bulls-eye– THREE! First time out. See??? I told you I have Super Powers!
Next time out… BOOM!
Oops…dammit…I wasn’t concentrating. I really thought they might repeat the middle square…
Now, as I remember, the 3 Donuts Square is ALWAYS to the left of the 1 Donut Square…or was it the right?…Concentrate…concentrate… BOOM!!!
OHHH…That’s right…it WAS to the Right of the One Donut Square. I guess I forgot to cross my fingers on my left hand. That usually improves my Super Powers…
2. OK… Next time up… Fingers Crossed…really concentrating this time…and they never repeat the same square…because it’s RANDOM…right???
BOOM!!! Dammit… It wasn’t in the middle. It really felt like it was going to be in the middle.
OK. Cross your fingers…and the toes on your left foot (hard to do with shoes on…take off your shoe and sock on the left foot) now…concentrate…concentrate…
What…wait…it feels like another Lefty…Trust the Super Powers…BOOOM!!
AHA!!!!!!!! It WAS on the Right Side! SEE? I told you I have Super Powers! It felt left…but I tapped right!! Woot! Woot!
3. OK. Next round in this flight…
Crossing Fingers and Toes…and now crossing my eyes for good luck…
Super Powers engaged…
BOOM!!!!! Boom…boom…
OK. So it was in the middle AGAIN…
I hit it three times fast…so it went too fast to say “Dammit” between taps…
But, I kinda knew that is was in the middle, but got distracted when my toes started to cramp up…
But, as you can see, I CLEARLY HAVE SUPER POWERS!
It went on like this all day.
I got 4 on the first try…6 on the second try…and 5 on the 3rd try. So, when I took the time to concentrate, and could cross my fingers and toes without cramping, I guessed it right on the FIRST TRY!!
The numbers support it. I Clearly Have Super Powers…or EDP. I am a freakin’ EDP CSF…who really should be in the DPHOF (Donut Picker’s Hall of Fame).
How do you all do? What is your Super Power? Do you have a ritual that ups your powers of EDP??
Do tell…
In the meantime, I’m going to go soak my feet.
OH…WAIT!! I do have one more Super Power…
It’s knowing when someone is in need…and someone else is going to step up and help them.
And this time…it’s YOU! We are sooooooo close to finishing our goal for this term’s school books and supplies. But, we haven’t hit it yet, and we are just days away from the deadline.
How important are books and supplies to these 272 children? When we began…their test scores were barely at 24% passing for their annual tests. Today, they hover at more than 90%!!
Some amazing people have already stepped up to help…an remember, EVERY DOLLAR HELPS…WE CAN DO THIS!
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