Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Uncle Zio and Springfield Sardi’s (Character and Building)
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
EDIT: Now includes sound effects
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info, includes sound effects
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: 150 Donuts
● Uncle Zio (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 1 and 24 hour jobs
Note: Earns event currency for Acts 1 to 4
Sound Effect(s):
• Tapped:
• Good Job:
• Bad Job:
• Job Done:
Bundled with:
● Springfield Sardi’s (Building)
• Unique: Yes
• Built: 6 seconds
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every h hours
• Job(s): Yes, Uncle Zio and Skinner
Skinner has a 4 hour job, Realize He Can Only Afford An Appetizer Here
Sound Effect(s):
• Tapped:
Questline with Dialog:
The Trial Blazer part 1:
Fat Tony: Uncle Zio! What a surprise to see you in Springfield. *kisses his cheeks*
Uncle Zio: You call that a Sicilian kiss? Fah!
Fat Tony: *kisses again* How’s that?
Uncle Zio: It’s like we’re on a first date. That’s not real Italian. That’s Hollywood Italian!
Fat Tony: Uncle Zio, you wound me! We’re all about authenticity here. Look at this amazing spread of Italian food we set out for you.
Uncle Zio: Bologna sandwiches and cheese balls? Fah!
Fat Tony: Okay, I’m ordering out. Olive Garden or Applebee’s?
• Make Uncle Zio Reject Italian Food – 4 hours
The Trial Blazer part 2:
Fat Tony: Uncle Zio, you’ve been fed and now it’s time to say goodnight. Buena serra.
Uncle Zio: I didn’t come all this way to go to bed at seven PM!
Fat Tony: Seven PM is midnight to old men like you.
Uncle Zio: Your Aunt Zia passing made me realize that life is too short. I gotta see what the world has to offer after seventy!
Uncle Zio: I’m hitching a ride to the Blazing Guy Festival!
Fat Tony: Blazing Guy?! That’s for younger people!
Uncle Zio: Yes, I’ve got a bad hip and knees, and I’m taking twelve medications, but I’ve learned “old” is just a state of mind!
Fat Tony: *under his breath* And you’ve lost yours.
• Make Uncle Zio Hitch a Ride to Blazing Guy – 4 hours
The Trial Blazer part 3:
Uncle Zio: Blazing Guy is like Mardis Gras with even less deodorant!
Rex Banner: Hola. I see you are enjoying Blazing Guy, but are you ready to do some real blazing? *wink-wink*
Uncle Zio: Huh? Something wrong with your eye?
Rex Banner: As us young people who are definitely NOT undercover law enforcement officers know, the best way to enjoy Blazing Guy is to do some blazing ourselves. *wink-wink*
Uncle Zio: There goes that eye again. Oh, wait. I get it!
Rex Banner: I’m sure you do. I happen to have some “herb” that I’d be happy to sell—
Rex Banner: Huh? Where’d you go?
• Make Rex Banner Look For Uncle Zio – 4 hours
• Make Uncle Zio Set Tents on Fire – 4 hours
Uncle Zio: WOO-HOO! I’m blazing at Blazing Guy!!
Femme Fatale: What the hell?! You set my tent on fire, you lunatic!
Uncle Zio: Be cool, Joni Mitchell. We’re all just “blazin'” here, dig?
Rex Banner: Here. Give her some of this and she’ll forget all about you. *hands him baggie*
Rex Banner: It’s “oregano”. *wink-wink*
Uncle Zio: Finally some authentic Italian food in this town.
The Trial Blazer part 4:
Fat Tony: Uncle Zio, you’re back! How was Blazing Guy?
Uncle Zio: Honestly, kind of confusing.
Wiggum: Uncle Zio, you are under arrest for distributing a controlled substance!
Fat Tony: Uncle Zio, what did you do?
Uncle Zio: Nothing except burn some tents down and trade for some bags of oregano.
Fat Tony: Was it *wink-wink* oregano?
Uncle Zio: Whadda you think? *wink-wink*
• Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Uncle Zio – 4 hours
• Make Uncle Zio Protest His Innocence – 4 hours
• Make Fat Tony Be Confused About What’s Happening – 4 hours
Wiggum: Our undercover agent sold you a baggie of “hippie lettuce”, which you then distributed to others at Blazing Guy.
Uncle Zio: That was oregano!
Wiggum: Sure, it was. Unless it really was oregano.
Mob Lawyer: It doesn’t matter, Chief because the whole sting was entrapment!
Wiggum: What do you know?
Mob Lawyer: I’m a lawyer and I was at Blazing Guy and recorded the whole thing on my cell phone!
Wiggum: *gasp* The Mob Lawyer!
Uncle Zio: Sorry. Did I burn your tent down too, man?
Mob Lawyer: Yes, but the “oregano” you hooked me up with made up for everything.
Uncle Zio permanent jobs:
• Task: Reject Italian Food
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Try New Foods
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Eatery
• Task: Check Internet For Sexy Singles In His Area
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Java Server, Springfield Sardis
• Task: Watch Classic Gangster Movies
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Fat Tonys Compound, Springfield Sardis
• Task: Hitch a Ride To Blazing Guy
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back later with a look at the cash offering.
