Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the premium offering for this act …
Mirror Mr. Burns and Mirrored Globo-Warm Helicopter
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info: Costs 150 Donuts
• Mirror Mr. Burns (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
Earns event currency for Acts 3 and 4
Bundled With:
• Mirrored Globo-Warm Helicopter (Decoration)
• Built: 6 Seconds
• Bonus: Yes, 4%
• Earns: Nothing
• Animated: always hovers, tap and it starts a fire
• Job(s): Yes, Mirror Mr. Burns
Questline with Dialog: A Melting Plot
A Melting Plot part 1:
Mirror Burns: Smithers, did you get the equipment I requested?
Smithers: Uh, no. Technically you’re not my boss in this universe, sir.
Mirror Burns: Pish posh. How am I expected to get anything done without an assistant?
Smithers: You could do things for yourself.
Mirror Burns: …
Mirror Burns: *laughing hysterically* I must say, you are much funnier than the Mirror Smithers back in my world. Now get that equipment I requested.
Smithers: Yes, sir.
• Make Mirror Burns Get to Work – 4 hours
• Make Smithers Get the Equipment – 4 hours
Smithers: Sir, would you like me to call you “Mr. Mirror Burns” or “Mirror Mr. Burns”?
Mirror Burns: “Sir” is fine.
Smithers: Of course, sir.
Mirror Burns: Enough questions and get with the program, Un-Mirror Smithers.
Smithers: What exactly is the program, sir?
Mirror Burns: Globo-Warm intends to melt the polar icecaps.
Smithers: Oh. Aren’t we already doing that as a species? Sir.
Mirror Burns: Not fast enough! Now help me tape a giant magnifying glass to this drone.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
A Melting Plot part 2:
Smithers: We may need some help with this effort to expedite climate catastrophe, sir.
Mirror Burns: Nonsense. You seem like a perfectly capable young man. Although you’re clearly inferior to Mirror Smithers.
Smithers: I am? How so?
Mirror Burns: Well, by this point in the workday, not only would he have finished his assignment, but he would have begun dosing me with my daily medicinal injections.
Smithers: I don’t think that I’m qualified to do that, sir.
Mirror Burns: *sigh* Very well, I can tell a pathetic cry for help when I hear one. I suppose we should go headhunting.
Smithers: We’re looking to hire more help?
Mirror Burns: Yes, that too.
• Make Mirror Burns Go Headhunting – 4 hours
• Make Smithers Prepare the Injections – 4 hours
Smithers: I see several new faces at Globo-Warm, sir. I take it the headhunting went well?
Mirror Burns: Yes, I found a fully qualified staff of medical personnel to perform today’s injections. I hope I’m as successful tomorrow.
Smithers: Does that mean you’re going to fire them and hire a new staff tomorrow?
Mirror Burns: Of course not.
Smithers: Thank goodness.
Mirror Burns: You are.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
A Melting Plot part 3:
Mirror Burns: Smithers, it’s time for a soft launch.
Smithers: I’ve already mashed your bananas, sir.
Mirror Burns: Not a “soft lunch”, a “soft launch”! Prepare the global simulations.
Smithers: They’re all prepared, sir. Shall I imitate the sound of a drum roll?
Mirror Burns: Yes, but in the hallway.
Smithers: But you won’t be able to hear it.
Mirror Burns: Exactly.
• Make Mirror Burns Run Simulations – 4 hours
• Make Smithers Make Drum Roll Noises – 4 hours
Smithers: It seems like the simulations did not yield positive results.
Mirror Burns: Yes. And I’m going to need to make someone a scapegoat on whom I can release the hounds.
Smithers: Who did you have in mind?
Mirror Burns: Don’t be so nervous. It can’t be you. I need you to release the hounds.
Smithers: That’s a relief.
Mirror Burns: THEN I’ll make you the scapegoat.
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP )
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Refuel The Helicopter
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mirrored Globo Warm Helicopter
• Task: Run Simulations
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Go Headhunting
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Tighten The Giant Magnifying Glass
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mirrored Globo Warm Helicopter
• Task: Install Rockets
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Mirrored Globo Warm Helicopter
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back later with a look at what Gil’s been up to.
