Snow Place Like the Woods: In-App Purchase, Elf Millhouse and Elf Nelson

 
Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the cash offering for this event …
Elf Milhouse + Elf Nelson

As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend some real money so you can make your own minds up.

Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
– Joint tasks
– Elf Millhouse tasks
– Elf Nelson tasks

Lets get started then, shall we . . .

Basic info:
● Elf Milhouse + Elf Nelson (2 Characters + 165 Donuts)
Yes, they are Full Characters
Cost: In-app purchase, 132 Donut Bundle price
 
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: Only Elf Nelson
• Questline: Joint questline
• Animated Job(s): Joint 4 and 8 hour tasks
The individual tasks aren’t animated
Note: They both earn event currency for Acts 1 to 4

Questline with Dialog:

Santa’s Little Employees, part 1:

Elf Milhouse: Elf Nelson! Wake up! The boss is calling.
Elf Nelson: *rubs his eyes* Aw, man, I was in the middle of a beautiful dream about my dad. I was just about to clobber him.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: You two! In my office, now!
Elf Milhouse: We’re in trouble.
Elf Nelson: Whatever it is, Elf Milhouse, we’re agreed you take the blame.
Elf Milhouse: We didn’t agree to that.
Elf Nelson: *makes a fist* I meant me and my fist.

• Make Elf Milhouse Nervously Go to the Office – 4 hours
• Make Elf Nelson Grimly Go to the Office – 4 hours

Happy Little Elf Bismuth: Do you two know what a quota is?
Elf Milhouse: Yes, sir.
Elf Nelson: We know lots of things!
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: And do you two know that every elf has a toy quota every year?
Elf Nelson: Yup.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: Then why haven’t you two delivered a single workable toy all year?
Elf Nelson: I can explain.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: I’m all pointed ears.
Elf Nelson: *makes a fist* Go on. Explain it, Millhouse.
Elf Milhouse: Sir, please don’t fire us!
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: Firing is too good for you! I’m assigning you a new supervisor. Report to the Nog Bar on floor 17.
Elf Nelson: Yes, sir.
Elf Nelson: *aside* Man, I’d like to shove coal down his stocking.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: Elf Nelson, I heard that! As punishment, I sentence you to prancing practice!
Elf Nelson: That’s for elf girls!
Elf Milhouse: Hey, I do it too!
Elf Nelson: Even worse.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Santa’s Little Employees, part 2:

Elf Milhouse: We were told we had to report here to meet our new supervisor.
Elf Moe: Oh, you. You’re the two jingleheads I’m supposed to whip into shape before Christmas.
Elf Nelson: And Christmas is coming so what toys should we build?
Elf Moe: Why you askin’ me? I don’t know what kids like. I know it ain’t me ’cause they scatter like mice when I walk down the street.
Elf Moe: Women too…they scatter.
Elf Milhouse: Then why’d they send us to you?
Elf Moe: Cause they said I need to improve my “managerial skills”. They said I “need a challenge” and that I should “take a bath”.
Elf Moe: Okay, look, here’s some wood, glue and paint. Go make some toys while I get my nog on. *gulps egg nog*

• Make Elf Milhouse Assemble Presents – 4 hours
• Make Elf Moe Pour Himself a Tall Nog – 4 hours

Elf Milhouse: Here you go, sir. Five rocking horses.
Elf Moe: They look like crap!
Elf Nelson: What’s wrong with them?
Elf Moe: Look at this paint job! Are you insane or did you forget to open a window when you used that glue?
Elf Nelson: Just so you know, sir, I didn’t do much of the work.
Elf Milhouse: Don’t be so modest, Elf Nelson. You were a big help!
Elf Nelson: Shut up, Elf Milwuss! *punches Elf Milhouse*
Elf Milhouse: Ow!
Elf Moe: If these was real horses I’d have ’em sent to the glue factory and then use the glue to glue your mouths shut.
Elf Nelson: What should we do with them?
Elf Moe: Burn ’em…burn ’em all while I do some thinking.
Elf Milhouse: Do you mean drinking?
Elf Moe: It helps my thinking! *gulps egg nog*

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Santa’s Little Employees, part 3:

Elf Moe: Look, kids these days don’t want rocking horses.
Elf Milhouse: But they’re fun! You can rock forward and then you can rock backward and then forward and then…
Elf Moe: Cram your horses! When was the last time you two got out of the North Pole, anyways?
Elf Nelson: Is Grover Cleveland still the president?
Elf Moe: Oh geez.
Elf Moe: Okay, new plan. You two get out there and go see what kids are into so you can come up with new toy designs.
Elf Nelson: Elf Mildork will ask the questions and I’ll make sure they answer. *punches his palm*
Elf Moe: Ten more Christmases until retirement, Moe. Just ten more.

• Make Elf Milhouse Investigate Current Toy Trends – 4 hours

Elf Moe: All right, you’re back. What’d you learn?
Elf Nelson: My people skills suck.
Elf Milhouse: The kids…all they care about are these little lumps of plastic. You couldn’t talk to them. They just stared and fiddled.
Elf Nelson: We couldn’t get their attention. I mooned hundreds of them and zero response. You should see it. My mooning is next-level!
Elf Moe: I’ll take your word for it.

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Santa’s Little Employees, part 4:

Elf Moe: What the hell’s the matter with you two?
Elf Milhouse: We’ve been trying to make one of them button-pushy things the kids love.
Elf Nelson: But no matter how much I punch Elf Milhouse, he just can’t make one out of wood and glue.
Elf Moe: That’s it! You clowns are making me look bad and I didn’t need no help!
Santa Claus: Ho ho ho!
Elf Moe: Oh no no no!
Elf Nelson: Santa, sir! What a surprise. A pleasant one at that, may I add.
Santa Claus: Elf Nelson, am I catching you doing something amiss?
Elf Moe: I can explain, sir! Um…well…see…um…Aw crap. *splash*
Santa Claus: Why did Elf Moe jump in the eggnog vat?
Elf Milhouse: Forgive us Santa! We’re behind on our quotas!
Elf Nelson: Don’t turn our bones into toys!
Santa Claus: Oh, ho ho ho. Come sit on Santa’s lap and tell him all about it.
Elf Milhouse: Whoa! We’re getting “lap time”!

• Make Elf Milhouse Blush Furiously – 4 hours
• Make Elf Nelson Try to Straighten His Uniform – 4 hours
• Make Santa Sit Down and Listen – 4 hours
• Make Elf Moe Jump in the Nog Barrels – 4 hours

Santa Claus: …I see. Well, it’s going to be difficult for you two to make your quotas when you’re just learning what modern toys are.
Elf Nelson: Oh man, here it comes.
Elf Milhouse: We’re in trouble.
Elf Moe: I wouldn’t want to be you two.
Santa Claus: But I appreciate your efforts to learn, so…what do you say you just take the rest of the season off?
Elf Moe: Can I be you two?
Elf Milhouse: Gosh, thanks Santa!
Elf Nelson: *wipes tear* I love you, Santa!
Santa Claus: As for you, Elf Moe… I know it’s tradition to mix rum in eggnog, but your cup is nog-less. It’s all rum.
Elf Moe: Yeah see, I was gonna drink that first then the eggnog later. Like, a lot later.
Santa Claus: A demotion for drinking on the job!
Elf Moe: Whaaa? So I ain’t no supervisor no more?
Santa Claus: Indeed! And that means you’re no longer responsible for these two elves.
Elf Moe: Hey, yeah! I’ll drink to that! *gulps*
Santa Claus: Merry Christmas!

Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP

Permanent tasks:

Joint tasks for Elf Milhouse + Elf Nelson:

• Task: Assemble Presents
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP each
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

• Task: Investigate Current Toy Trends
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP each
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual

Permanent jobs for Elf Milhouse:

• Task: Organize Tools
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Toy Workshop, Santas Workshop, Santas Castle, Santas House, The Actual North Pole, Brown House

• Task: Paint Toys The Wrong Colors
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Toy Workshop, Santas Workshop, Santas Castle, Santas House, The Actual North Pole, Brown House

• Task: Design New Rocking Animals
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Toy Workshop, Santas Workshop, Santas Castle, Santas House, The Actual North Pole, Brown House

• Task: Assemble Toy Inhaler For Himself
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Toy Workshop, Santas Workshop, Santas Castle, Santas House, The Actual North Pole, Brown House

• Task: Relax W Ith a Mug Of Nog
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Egg Nog Bar, Moes Tavern, Moes Express, O’Flanagans Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer N Brawl, Lotto N Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O’Guzzlins, Brown House

Permanent jobs for Elf Nelson:

• Task: Mess Up Elf Milhouses Tools
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Toy Workshop, Santas Workshop, Santas Castle, Santas House, The Actual North Pole, Brown House

• Task: Smash Toys In Frustration
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Toy Workshop, Santas Workshop, Santas Castle, Santas House, The Actual North Pole, Brown House

• Task: Stress Test Everything
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Toy Workshop, Santas Workshop, Santas Castle, Santas House, The Actual North Pole, Brown House

• Task: Call Out Sick
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Springfield Skating Rink, Simpsons Skating Rink, Ice Skating Rink, Mighty Pigs Practice Rink, Brown House

• Task: Unwind W Ith a Pint Of Nog
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Egg Nog Bar, Moes Tavern, Moes Express, O’Flanagans Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer N Brawl, Lotto N Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O’Guzzlins, Brown House

There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.

Back tomorrow with 3 posts on the returning content.