Right then, we’ve covered the other prizes so lets take a look at the prize character skin for this act …
Hunter Mr. Burns
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
– What you get
– How you get it
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info, Prize 5:
What you get:
● Hunter Mr. Burns (Outfit for Mr. Burns)
• Premium: No
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 1 and 4 hour jobs
How you get it: The Dark Heart part 5
• Collect Snowshoes – x 185 
• Make Homer Try to Remember Their Questions – 4 hours
• Make Smithers Silently Apologize to Marge – 4 hours
Questline with Dialog:
Apex Predator, part 1:
Hunter Mr Burns: Smithers?
Smithers: Yes, Mr. Burns?
Hunter Mr Burns: Smithers, it’s been three hours and I haven’t killed any wildlife. I’ll sue this forest!
Smithers: Sorry, sir.
Hunter Mr Burns: Pah! Stow your “sorry”. I can’t shoot at it.
Smithers: *holds up deer call* Shall I try the deer call again?
Hunter Mr Burns: But this time give it some feeling. I want to hear Jimmy Dorsey or Glenn Miller at the height of their powers!
Smithers: Yes, sir.
• Make Smithers Blow the Deer Call Erotically – 4 hours
• Make Hunter Mr. Burns Accidentally Fire His Gun – 4 hours
Hunter Mr Burns: Damnation! Still nothing!
Smithers: Err, sir? Please be careful waving your gun around. It’s a little dangerous.
Hunter Mr Burns: Nonsense. Why this gun has been in my family for eighty years! The only thing it’s killed is a few of my ancestors… accidentally…right after they signed their wills.
Smithers: That gun, sir, has a will of its own. Remember how it misfired when the butler sneezed?
Hunter Mr Burns: He deserved it! Besides, I’ve got it well under control. I was in the artillery in the world war. Don’t ask which side. *gun fires*
Smithers: Ahh!
Hunter Mr Burns: Fiddlesticks! That was my last round! Perhaps it is time to upgrade from this randomly discharging bullet blaster. Come along.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Apex Predator, part 2:
Herman: What you see is what we have.
Hunter Mr Burns: Oh, come now. You must have a secret store of weapons stashed behind some crates in their back room!
Herman: I used to have one in the shed out back. But due to an unfortunate issue with some Bulgarian explosives and a lightning storm…
Herman: …let’s just say that it suddenly relocated all the way to Shelbyville.
Hunter Mr Burns: Yes, yes…well then, let’s have a look at your arsenal and see if I can find something that will cause the animals to quake in fear.
• Make Hunter Mr. Burns Seek Out a More Powerful Gun – 4 hours
• Make Smithers Test Out a BB Gun – 4 hours
Herman: You sure you want this gun? I mean it’s just…
Smithers: It’s just right! Yes, indeed.
Herman: No, pal, it’s a BB gun.
Smithers: And “BB” for “Burns Blaster”! See, sir, it’s even named after you!
Hunter Mr Burns: *wipes away a tear* I always wanted a machine of death to have my name.
Smithers: Mr. Burns, let me finish this transaction. Why don’t you go wait in the car?
Hunter Mr Burns: Yes, and dream of the first lucky animal to be laid out by my shiny new gun.
Herman: You sure this is the one he wanted to have?
Smithers: No. It’s the one I want him to have. Out in the woods today he nearly killed me six times. That’s twice the normal rate.
Smithers: Also, the recoil from a normal gun sends Mr. Burns sailing like a seagull on a mighty ocean breeze.
Herman: Well, this baby’s gotta kick so gentle it’ll lull you to sleep.
Smithers: Really?
Herman: Go ahead. Try her out.
Smithers: *pit-ting! pit-tang! pit-tong!*
Smithers: I feel like a buckaroo.
Herman: Not in my store, pal.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Apex Predator, part 3:
Hunter Mr Burns: Smithers, this gun is as light as my conscience! I feel like a new man!
Smithers: A kind and thoughtful one?
Hunter Mr Burns: Never! Now sound the deer call!
Smithers: I’ve been sounding it, sir. We really need to have your hearing checked.
Hunter Mr Burns: Mine and these blasted deer! Or are they too stupid to know to come running so they can be shot?!
• Make Hunter Mr. Burns Go Hunting – 4 hours
• Make Smithers Follow Along Nervously – 4 hours
The Rich Texan: Hold it right there, you trespassing varmint!
Hunter Mr Burns: Richard Texan! It is I, Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber Burns! Plus some other names, but I’m in a hurry.
The Rich Texan: Speaking of names, what in the name of Sam Houston are you doin’ poaching on my property?!
Hunter Mr Burns: The only poaching I do is of eggs and that is handled by a service in the south of France. This is my property!
The Rich Texan: The Devil it is!
Hunter Mr Burns: And that’s who I purchased it from! I agreed to take back my soul from the Devil if he gave me this land.
The Rich Texan: *aims gun* Well, get ready to see him again!
Smithers: Oh no.
Hunter Mr Burns: *aims gun* Two can play at murder! Now stop capering about like a rabbit!
The Rich Texan: Heck, I’m standing still as a cactus!
Smithers: Mr. Burns, you’re aiming at a rabbit.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Apex Predator, part 4:
Hunter Mr Burns: Richard Texan, I foresee a sudden membership opening in your gentlemen’s club.
The Rich Texan: Monty, I do hope your diet is lead-deficient ’cause I aim to cure it!
Smithers: Gentlemen, please! There must be some way we can fix this.
The Rich Texan: *aims gun* This here is how we fix things in Texas. Everything from plumbing to broken hearts!
Hunter Mr Burns: Smithers, I’m getting tired. Help me dispatch this vile Southeasterner with my gun.
Smithers: Sir, really…
Hunter Mr Burns: Enough, Smithers! On the count of three, pull the trigger.
The Rich Texan: Ha! I’m pull’n on the count of two!
Hunter Mr Burns: I’ll see your “two” and raise you ten.
The Rich Texan: One hundred! That’s my final offer!
Hunter Mr Burns: Accepted!
The Rich Texan: One hundred. Ninety-nine. Ninety-eight, Ninety-seven…
Smithers: *sigh*
• Make Hunter Mr. Burns Take Agonizingly Careful Aim – 4 hours
• Make The Rich Texan Continue Counting, 4 hours
• Make Smithers Realize They Might Not Be Joking – 4 hours
Smithers: Gentlemen, put down your guns! Let’s call our lawyers, have them come out here, and discuss…
Hunter Mr Burns: Our lawyers! Yes! We’ll hunt them!
The Rich Texan: Yeah, no one will miss those jerks!
Hunter Mr Burns: I might! Given my aim.
The Rich Texan: *laughs* Good one, Monty!
Hunter Mr Burns: *laughs*
The Rich Texan: Oh, Monty, why did we ever fight?
Smithers: *on phone* Hello, Crowley, Devonshire and White? Mr. Burns has, um…a legal matter. Yes, come now, and wear boots.
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Test Out Firearms
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: No
• Earns: 70 $$s, 17 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Relax Between Hunts
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 175 $$s, 45 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Burns Manor, Beloved Billionaires Club, Billionaire Haven, Elite Yacht Club, Golf Courses, Brown House
• Task: Go Hunting
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 275 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Reload Weapon
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 420 $$s, 100 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Burns Manor, Beloved Billionaires Club, Billionaire Haven, Elite Yacht Club, Golf Courses, Brown House
• Task: Hunt Tranquilized Game
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Burns Manor, Beloved Billionaires Club, Billionaire Haven, Elite Yacht Club, Golf Courses, Brown House
Back on Monday with the Dialog Recap.
Have a good weekend everyone.
